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>he only reads dead white men
>he is absolutely against reading women
>he reads political books but only fascist ones
>he likes DFW or Hemingway

>> No.16681616
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F-Fortunately I'm not a red flag at all. M-maybe she'll date me..

>> No.16681618
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>>16681611
This hypothetical man is actually extremely based. if you didnt have dubs maybe my argument would be better

>> No.16681622

>>16681611
Yup, those are all true.

>> No.16681630

>>16681611
Good thing I'd never date an oxringed slut.

>> No.16681632

>>16681611
Isn’t this a copypasta?

>> No.16681636

>he only reads dead white men
not a red flag. For example, dead white men are the only ones who have written any good westerns, for example

>he is absolutely against reading women
Kinda a red flag, some female writers are based

>he reads political books but only fascist ones
reading any political books is a red flag

>he likes DFW or Hemingway
if you think this is a red flag you're legitimately retarded

also the girl in OP's pic is a lesbian by the way, just waiting for butters to show up at this point. Shit thread OP, better luck next time

>> No.16681637

>>16681611
Nothing wrong with liking Hemingway or DFW in your mid-twenties.

The rest is true.

>> No.16681643

>>16681611
>he only reads dead white men
not a redflag
>he is absolutely against reading women
potential redflag
>he reads political books but only fascist ones
RUN!
>he likes DFW or Hemingway
not a redflag

>> No.16681654

>>16681611
>he only reads dead white men
Classicist Bernard Knox made direct reference to this topic when he delivered his 1992 Jefferson Lecture (the U.S. federal government's highest honor for achievement in the humanities).[18] Knox used the intentionally "provocative" title "The Oldest Dead White European Males"[19] as the title of his lecture and his subsequent book of the same name, in both of which Knox defended the continuing relevance of classical culture to modern society.

>> No.16681656

>>16681611
In my experience, most gals are ok with Hemingway. But yeah, a lot of them hate DFW.

>> No.16681659

>>16681611
As far as I can tell the following authors are most commonly used in the 'avoid men who read x' joke.

Hemingway
Hunter S. Thompson
DFW (specifically Infinite Jest)
Bukowski

>> No.16681661

>>16681637
17 is the maximum age for either of those.

>> No.16681665

>>16681636
>not a red flag. For example, dead white men are the only ones who have written any good westerns, for example
i feel like we need to follow a list of the western canon that is accurate and has no traces of post modernism or leftism in its prodution

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Leftists love DFW

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>she can't name a single theme from any of her favorite books
>her favorite books have no subtext or alternative interpretations
>"symbolism is like... fake... lol. The curtains are fucking blue!"

>> No.16681676

>>16681665
i meant find, not follow
there could even be a time where any non leftist book was "sanitized" for progressivism sake

>> No.16681681
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>>16681611
>She doesn't read any nordic authors
>She has a prominently displayed set of Harry Potter books or cringier YA lit (discreetly tucked away is fine)
>No books about visual art
>She can't read quietly with you in the same room for hours at a time
>Novelty RBG panties

>> No.16681687

>>16681661
>implying 17 zoomers can read, let alone finish, Infinite Jest
if a text is longer than 5 sentences, zoomers won't read that shit.

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>>16681611
>she can only read in one language
>she only reads contemporary trash
>she only reads YA

>> No.16681689

>>16681656
He's being cancelled for some allegations, they haven't read him. DFW got me into litetature and while in retrospect he might not be as deep as I thought he was he is definitely skilled and very much worth a read at some point. A DFW phase is very acceptable in my opinion, just make sure you go through it.

>> No.16681697

Is hating DFW a meme or am I stupid? I liked IJ a lot.

>> No.16681699

>>16681681
>She doesn't read any nordic authors
nothing wrong with that

>She has a prominently displayed set of Harry Potter books or cringier YA lit (discreetly tucked away is fine)
red flag

>No books about visual art
nothing wrong with that

>She can't read quietly with you in the same room for hours at a time
huge red flag, maybe

>Novelty RBG panties
nothing wrong with that at all

>> No.16681704

>>16681697
Redditors and twatters hate it for some reason.

>> No.16681713

>>16681704
Its literally John Green's favorite author and basically inspired the entire YA genre. /lit/ is pretty out of touch on things

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>>16681699
I can compromise on the panties and the nordic authors but if she doesn't at least have something that shows she can appreciate visual art I'm out.

>> No.16681779

>>16681611
>>he only reads dead white men
Dead men no point. No longer around.
>he is absolutely against reading women
Reading women waste time
>he reads political books but only fascist ones
Political waste time.
>he likes DFW or Hemingway
I like author

>> No.16681790

>>16681616
>>16681611
both pictures show the same person

>> No.16681798

>>16681790
Synthesis achieved.

>> No.16681805

>>16681713
>Its literally John Green's favorite author
So?
>and basically inspired the entire YA genre.
Are you serious? That shit predates Wallace.
>/lit/ is pretty out of touch on things
You're the one who's out of touch. Reddit and twatter hate him because he's muh pretentious and muh dead white man. It's not the mid-2000s or early 2010s anymore.

>> No.16681837

>>16681681
Kierkegaard is the only good Nordic author and even then he was Danish.

>> No.16681861

>>16681805
Do you have a source on reddit hating him? Sounds like you just seen a couple cherry picked tweets from literal whos

>> No.16681878

>>16681611
This griller is so cuteee ;___;

>> No.16681918

>>16681681
lmao imagine being a nordcuck

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>>16681837
>>16681918
>she doesn't read Tove Jannson or any mystery novels
>she doesn't pine for dark and cold winters cuddling with you
>she doesn't appreciate the fjords
why bother

>> No.16681946

>>16681931
nigga that shit sound gay af go suck some dick faggot

>> No.16681950

>>16681931
I'm a man and i don't read genre fiction

>> No.16681962

>>16681950
>man
>doesn't read genre
homo confirmed

>> No.16681964

>>16681878
She looks like a soulsucking cunt

>> No.16681966

>>16681950
>>16681946
t. equatorial fags

>> No.16681982

>>16681659
they are all overrated and favorites of pseuds, desu. if someone tells me he loves DFW or Bukowski it’s an instant filter in my mind.

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>>16681982
>>16681659
>if they say they read HST but they never read the true kino

>> No.16682025

>>16681931
>>16681946
moomin and summer book are for chads

>> No.16682061

>>16681964
she can freely sucks my soul out of my cock

>> No.16682375

>>16681611
>pretty much yeah. not my fault they wrote most of the great books in fiction, nonfiction, and poetry
>nah as long as they're good don't care.
>nope. I do read traditionalist books though but that's only a part of what i read
>they're good writers

>> No.16682386

>>16681611
I only read Japanese authors. They're people of colour aren't they?

>> No.16682413

>>16681950
Moomins is for children, but quite good. I wouldn’t call it genre fiction. Her grown up books aren’t of any particular genre. Short fiction, but no genre.

>> No.16682424

Anyone see the obvious treachery and hypocrisy of leftists who call blacks and mexicans "people of color?"

>> No.16682454

>>16682424
what are you doing here
>>16681661
you can read all of them up until 25 at which point your license runs out

>> No.16682459

>>16682413
There he is, like clockwork, kinda late no ? I thought by the third post you'd already ruined the thread

>> No.16682478

>>16682454
The latin root of color is colos, which means "to cover."
Don't be so naive as to think language isn't purposely designed. The people in power know full well what they're doing with their little language games.
It's all apart of a game to conceal the humanity of minorities under a blanket of statistics and sociological research.
You see a lot of words being exchanged about people's empathy towards minorities, but do they really mean it? Why is everyone still so angry?

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>>16681611
>>he only reads dead white men
Actually I only read dead Mediterranean men, and as we all know: MED BVLLS aren't wh*te.

>> No.16682579

>>16682568
Ya got us there! Haha

>> No.16682593

>>16681618
Abortion is literally the only reason Republicans ever get into power. If they actually managed to get it banned a good quarter of their base would stop bothering to vote.

>> No.16682599

>>16681611
she is very very cute to bad shes gay

her youtube channel is quite based tho

>> No.16682604

>>16682413
please stop posting

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>>16682568