comfy jail reading

[Anonymous No.17065366]

would being a prisoner be comfy? imagine spending your sentence reading through the library, and getting /fit/ during recess?

[Anonymous No.17065401]

>>17065366
>sleep on a slab
>wear the same clothes day in day out, often wearing the clothes more than one day
>cold showers
>questionable food
>being told when to eat, when to shower, when to exercise, when to sleep.
>comfy
if you truly wanted to only read and workout, just fake a disability, get disability money, and read at a library

[Anonymous No.17065428]

>>17065366
if you live in Scandanavia or Australia, yes. if you live in the United States, Canada, or Britain, no. anywhere else, no.

[Anonymous No.17065433]

>>17065428
If you live in Australia you can just collect neetbux and enjoy all the benefits of jail without actually going to jail

[Anonymous No.17065434]

>>17065401
sounds like being in the army

[Anonymous No.17065437]

>>17065433
you can do that in Canada too but without the soul crushing heat

[Anonymous No.17065530]

no its not comfy. There is never any quiet, barely any privacy or comfort. Ya you can read whatever books they have (usually Stephen King) or have someone send you books but its the polar opposite of comfy.
like >>17065401 said, just go on disability and be a neet

[࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ !KNDYwWWmRs No.17065623]

>>17065366
>imagine spending your sentence reading through the library, and getting /fit/ during recess?


WoW, THaT iS LiTeRaLLY MY LiFe.

[Anonymous No.17065781]

>>17065366
Imagine that all the books in the library are shit 10 cent paperbacks and if you're allowed to buy your own it has to come off a whitelist which is short and just as shitty. Even worse if you have the msfortune of going to a private prison.

[Anonymous No.17065864]

>>17065366
not in america
https://www.wnyc.org/story/ny-inmates-can-no-longer-receive-donated-books-they-have-purchase-them/

[Anonymous No.17065895]

American prison sounds like hell. Never any quiet, constantly in fear, surrounded by degenerates and mentally ill junkies doing retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.17066024]

>>17065437
Yeah but then you have to put up with faggoty Canadians

[Anonymous No.17066140]

>>17065366
Not worth getting raped

[Anonymous No.17066215]

>>17065401
Around the two minute mark, what you said here happened.
https://youtu.be/xYemnKEKx0c

[Anonymous No.17066400]

>>17066024
hey fuck you, buddy

[Anonymous No.17066419]

how would you know what books to read if you cant get reading charts from lit?

[Anonymous No.17067039]

>>17065895
It's no different than living in a black neighborhood

[Anonymous No.17067051]

>>17066419
Read bibliographies

[Anonymous No.17067068]

>>17065401
>>wear the same clothes day in day out, often wearing the clothes more than one day
>>questionable food
me

[Anonymous No.17067151]

>>17065623
Congratulations, you didn't use caps for every letter!

[Anonymous No.17067158]

>>17065366
You can't sleep when you want to and ppl, including you, are petty asf. You'd want to avoid ppl their first year or two and their last year. It sucks balls dude until you get institutionalized and you lose a lot in that process but you become grateful

[Anonymous No.17067164]

>>17067039
In my experience it's white ppl who are shit at prison

[Anonymous No.17067168]

>>17066024

Sorry for our friends behaviour. >>17066400

[Anonymous No.17067185]

>>17065401
Lol sounds like the navy

[Anonymous No.17067192]

>>17065401
>wear the same clothes day in day out, often wearing the clothes more than one day
I already do that and I'm not in jail.

[Anonymous No.17067199]

>>17067185
It's not as bad in the navy or military although they have their own annoyances

[Anonymous No.17067214]

>>17065366
In my country is only rape and work to make enoy money to don't die of hungry.

[Anonymous No.17067225]

>>17065366
Used to fantasize about that, then lockdown came giving me the perfect opportunity to put it into practice, and I realized I would still be the same lazy fuck, prison or not.

[Anonymous No.17067273]

being in jail is exatly like being in school
do you think school is comfy?

[Anonymous No.17067285]

>>17065366
I thought it would be like this. Ended up being a prison bitch. So, you know.

[Anonymous No.17067296]

>>17067214
>In my country is only rape and work to make enoy money to don't die of hungry.

[Anonymous No.17067416]

>>17066400
very rude post

[Anonymous No.17067417]

>>17067039
>It's no different than living in a black neighborhood

[Anonymous No.17067458]

>>17067417
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.17067465]

>>17067417
t. Lives in a white suburb and knew a half decent lightskin black briefly in high school

[Anonymous No.17067467]

>>17067458
>You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.17067472]

>According to Kaczynski’s letters, he wakes up before dawn — around 6 a.m., when his breakfast tray is slid through a slot near the door of his cell. An hour later, in the warm months, he’s let outside for roughly an hour of recreation time. “I cover about five miles running back and forth in one of my tiny areas that we’re allowed to exercise in,” he wrote in a February 2000 letter, in which he recounted his daily routine.

>Back inside, he reads or writes letters or essays until lunch is served, between 10 and 11 a.m. After lunch, he sometimes exercises in his cell — “push-ups, sit-ups and so forth” — before going back to writing. Sometimes he takes a nap. Dinner is served between 4 and 5 p.m., after which Kaczynski turns back to reading and writing. For a while he was focused on improving his foreign language skills, studying Russian, German and Italian dictionaries at night. He goes to bed around 10 p.m., sometimes listening to a classical music show on a radio station based out of nearby Colorado Springs.

[Anonymous No.17067486]

>>17067458
>You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.17068256]

>>17067467
>>17067486
lmao there are actually trannies here
>kys freaks

[Anonymous No.17068357]

>>17068256
>lmao there are actually trannies here
>>kys freaks

[Anonymous No.17068381]

>>17067472
COMFY

[Anonymous No.17068439]

>>17065401
>>17065530
tips on faking a disability? can i fake one after getting a phil degree?

[Anonymous No.17068489]

>>17068439
You probably have a real disability if you were stupid enough to get a philosophy degree.

[Anonymous No.17069183]

>>17067039
Sure, but blacks beat you up or straight up stab you.

Whites love their rape. Why is it that white americans default automatically to homosexual rape? Is it genetic?

[Anonymous No.17069373]

>>17068489
Im not good at anything though anon

[Anonymous No.17069388]

>>17065366
>>17065401
I was in jail for 1 week and it was very comfy. My cellmate left the day I came in, so I stole his mattress as well as the one from the cell next to me. So I'm in a cell by myself, laying on 3 mats with a stack of books next to me. It was depressing being there and I wouldn't want to stay long, but that week was comfy no doubt.

[Anonymous No.17069393]

>>17067273
I compare it more to being at the DMV, except you have to sleep there and you can't leave.

[Anonymous No.17069397]

>>17069388
Also, there was a peace of mind in there knowing I had absolutely NOTHING to do. There was nothing required of me. I could sleep all day and nobody gave a fuck, I had nowhere to be. There was a therapeutic aspect to that, as I am usually very busy.

[Anonymous No.17069915]

>>17069388
What were you in for

[Anonymous No.17069942]

>>17069915
molested my niece. well, apparently did (found not guilty, LOL!)

[Anonymous No.17069946]

>>17065366
>would being a prisoner be comfy?
No, especially not for me as I am now, I’m androgynous enough that I’d get constantly raped.
>imagine spending your sentence reading through the library, and getting /fit/ during recess?
You can do this all without becoming a criminal.

[Anonymous No.17069958]

>>17069942
Vermin.

[Anonymous No.17070000]

>>17065623
cæmgenvs is reddit posting what a loser

[Anonymous No.17070967]

>>17069942
Keep talking

[Anonymous No.17071513]

>>17069942
stfu pedo

>>17069915
DUI, which some consider as bad as raping little kids but it is what it is. I'm an alchie and I'm working on it, ok?

[Anonymous No.17071634]

>>17069942
I'll see you on the ultimate decoy some day
>>17071513
Was hoping it would be a /lit/ crime like killing a jewellery pawn woman with an axe but thats okay

[Anonymous No.17071763]

>>17071634
It can be /lit/ under the right circumstances. Remember this based dude who ran over Stephen King? He almost saved literature, unfortunately King lived. The driver had 11 DUI's.

[Anonymous No.17071844]

>>17071763
>based dude who ran over Stephen King

I get the impression that King and his supporters basically wrecked that guy's life, and that they all took real pleasure in doing that. Kind of like the bad guys in a King story, actually (because the driver was just a fuck-up, not a real villain or bad guy).

[Anonymous No.17072165]

>>17065366
the worst part about prison (in america) are the people in there.

[Anonymous No.17072270]

>>17065401
>at this point he became enlightened

[Anonymous No.17072276]

>>17065428
this
in America you're likely to get raped, shanked, or both

[Anonymous No.17072292]

>>17067472
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.17072538]

>>17066140
>being this homophobic

[Anonymous No.17073139]

>>17069946
pls be my gf

[Anonymous No.17073450]

>>17068439
This post is if you're in the US.
First you have to know what baggage comes with a disability.
If you are found mentally unstable in a hospital, or get on social security, your access to firearms goes away for the rest of your life. I believe if you go to a psychiatrist of your own volition and they say you have a disability, you can still get firearms, due to doctor-patient privileges.
The other baggage is more severe, depending on how you look at it. If you are found insane, that will follow you the rest of your life and many of your families lives. It is almost impossible to be declared sane after the diagnosis. Even if you are declared sane by doctors, you will still be labelled mentally unstable by the government. Forever.
If you still wish to get your free money there's 2 choices.
1. You can go to psychiatrists, scheduling appointments, and say you have hallucinations. Its really not hard, but you have to use some imagination. Auditory and mild visual hallucinations are hard for the doctors to prove false, so its a good choice. Not sitting still is something you could also do, but don't overdo it.
After 3ish doctors visits, and they all come to the same conclusion, you can apply for disability, and you'll most likely get it.
This option has the advantage of being less impactful on your life, as you can stop before applying to disability, but it is also more strenuous to fake the same illness to different doctors in very personal hourly sessions. In short, its harder, but safer and cheaper
2. This one involves mental hospitals, and a police phone call. It is practically the same as the first option, except you call 911 saying you're scared of the hallucinations, the boogeyman, the streetlights are angry with you, etc. You'll most likely be put in a mental hospital for observation. Just repeat the first option to the doctors there, and most likely, you'll get some kind of diagnosis. If you don't, you can just repeat this over and over, and eventually something will stick.
This one is easier than the first, as the observation is mostly done by nurses, and the doctor's interviews are short, about 10-20 minutes. (being in a mental hospital also up's your chances for disability)
The downside is, if you really suck balls at faking, you're going to be stuck with massive hospital and ambulance debts.
Disability isn't a whole lot of money, its $600 a month if you live with someone, and about $1200 a month if you live by yourself. You also probably wont get direct access to the funds, it will be controlled by a third party, a family member, or a SS case worker.

[Anonymous No.17073723]

>>17067467
>>17067486

[Anonymous No.17073777]

>>17065366

I suspect your average /lit/izen would find it compelling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4

[Anonymous No.17073818]

>>17065864
Can't the retarded guards just check the books for contraband first
This isn't hard

[Anonymous No.17073832]

>>17073777
this is great

[Anonymous No.17073843]

>>17073818
this would require them to read every sentence of every book that comes in, too time consuming.

[Anonymous No.17073853]

>>17073843
Contraband here is just hollowing out books and stashing them with drugs/money afaik, it's very quick

[Anonymous No.17073881]

>>17073853
I mean yeah thats how you check them for drugs/weapons, but I thought the point of not allowing books from the outside is that the books could be altered to have prohibited messages in them, like a gang passing along a message to one there people on the inside. So unless the book comes straight from the publisher you don't know what kind of incriminating texts are getting allowed into the prison.

[Anonymous No.17073905]

>>17065366
I worked in a very dangerous American prison one time. There was no AC and the cells were left open at night. Saw a man be shanked 37 times, at least that's how many we counted before the helicopter flew him away. Pretty comfy desu

[Anonymous No.17073925]

>>17073881
>the books could be altered to have prohibited messages in them
Interesting idea, I suppose it's possible but I dunno if it would really matter. I do know inmates have some incredible awareness of what's going on with gangs at the moment despite being locked up (through phone calls most likely) but if so then book messages probably wouldn't be worth it, easier to bribe their family members to transport a message anyhow.

[Anonymous No.17074251]

No anon, I want to have sex and make memories and write a classic one day

[Anonymous No.17074297]

>>17065401
You're missing the part where a scrawny /lit/ boi would become the prison gang's fleshlight.

[Anonymous No.17074343]

>>17073450
>Disability isn't a whole lot of money, its $600 a month if you live with someone, and about $1200 a month if you live by yourself. You also probably wont get direct access to the funds, it will be controlled by a third party, a family member, or a SS case worker.
This is absolutely not worth the trouble

[Anonymous No.17074361]

>>17067472
I think he intended to get jailed. This way we learned that he looks like a perfectly sane person and that the unabomber has a background as one of the smartest people in academics. And the letters he writes are very helpful in understanding his standpoint. Getting jailed contrubuted to reaching his political aims

[Anonymous No.17074378]

>>17074343
What's even worse is you're not allowed to save or have more than $2,000. What's even worse than that, is they count cars, real estate, stocks, and bonds toward that, not just cash.
But hey, you get an a couple dollars more every month at the start of the year for inflation. 2021 gives an $8 increase

[Anonymous No.17074406]

>imagine spending your sentence reading through the library, and getting /fit/ during recess?
Any movies with that kind of plot, aside from Count of Monte Cristo? I too find the whole intellectual-transformation-in-prison thing comfy.

[Anonymous No.17074411]

>>17074378
That is, fittingly enough, retarded

[Anonymous No.17074434]

>>17065433
Australian here. Centrelink Jobseeker payments (formerly Newstart) are cool and all, but the trouble is that it's easy to get distracted by shit when you have a pile of books you'd like to read.
I imagine that prison helps tremendously with staying on track. I've found that online uni courses also help to stay on track, but the drawback there is that you have to write essays and shit. The only other option I can think of is a job with very little work to do and plenty of reading time available.