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17101566 No.17101566[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>library showers are out of order again

>> No.17101580

One time when I was in middle school I took my ipod touch into the library bathroom, used the wifi to look up porn, and jacked off. Then I went back into the main room and continued reading. Didn't even wash my hands. Not that I spilled a drop on myself--I'm a pro.

>> No.17101584
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>library shower soap was replaced with olive oil again

>> No.17101675
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>>17101566
>library gym is closed

>> No.17101689

>>17101566
>14 year old library clerk tells me my penis inspection license is expired
I just got it done last week...

>> No.17101698

>>17101566
>library

>> No.17101699

>>17101675
>anon's dreams of being /fitlit/ were crushed
Many such cases! Sad!

>> No.17101710

>>17101675
>set off the lunk alarm hang cleaning philosophy shelves again

>> No.17101720

>>17101710
>kicked out of library for performing The Naked and the Deadlift

>> No.17101758
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>became friends with the library bullies because they enjoyed my poetry analysis of Where The Wild Things Are

>> No.17101853

>>17101566
Where do you guys live in which your libraries are so fancy? Mine just has books and a few computers used by the local hobos and other poorfags.

>> No.17101878

>he doesnt get drunk on fireball at the library

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>>17101566
>library pool is closed

>> No.17101904

>library auditorium is closed for maintenance

>> No.17101905

>>17101896
>library racists at it again

>> No.17101910

>>17101566
>Library masturbatorium is shut for cleaning

>> No.17101921
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>Library kinoplex is allowing couples inside the premises again

>> No.17101977
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>Library prayer room replaced Jerusalem direction indicator with Mecca one

>> No.17101992

>library gnomes burned all the translations and replaced them with language learning textbooks

>> No.17102002

>Library Panopticon closed for cleaning FML

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>>17101566
>Library rape dwarf is dragging his cock along the mystery shelves again

>> No.17102021

>library auto detailer is out of turtle wax again

>> No.17102487
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>the library nymph has taken a liking to me
What do bros?

>> No.17102509

>library prophet foretold my certain doom

>> No.17102577

>>17102487
Fuck her

>> No.17102598

>library sauna is closed for maintenance

>> No.17102607
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>librarian's daughter found me reading lolita

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>library waterslide is leaking all over the German section again

>> No.17103698

>>17101853
>his library doesn't have showers
Do you live in a third world country?

>> No.17103718

>>17101675
Why did you have to remind me that all the gyms are still closed. I haven't been able to go bouldering and lead climbing at my library in months

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>library replaced the hentai with YA

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>library continental breakfast doesn't have biscuits and gravy

>> No.17103821

>tfw you get hard looking at other dudes naked in the shower

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>library ghost tried to fuck me again

>> No.17103851

>The library's brasserie removed beef bourguignon from the menu

>> No.17103877

>>17101566
>The library's sommelier wasn't working.

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>Alt right trolls sent solid black pages to the library fax machine again