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17363190 No.17363190 [Reply] [Original]

Opinions on Dean Koontz?

>> No.17363198

Damn that's some great hair. I'm 24 and my hairline is fucked beyond repair.

>> No.17363283

i read a couple of his books in high school. i liked them for what they were.

one was from the odd thomas series. another was basically a thriller about a psycho who leaves notes to the person telling them he's going to kill them before killing them. i remember after he gets caught and is put in jail, the hero guy goes to visit him and the psycho goes on a spiel about how strange it is that black people ejaculated white semen, it didn't make any sense for him.

thought that was a great, deranged detail.

>> No.17363298

>>17363283
Based Aristotlean murderer

>> No.17364370

>>17363283
What

>> No.17364575

>>17363190
The main character and his love interest in his books have the same sets of characteristics every time.

>> No.17364717

>>17363198
it's a wig...richard powers wears one too...shameful stuff...

>> No.17364850

That's Mogens Camre

>> No.17365432

>>17363190
I recently watched the episode of Children's Hospital he guest starred on. Not one of the show's best eps.

>> No.17365487

>>17363190
I saw a tv movie based on a book by him and it was really bad. Saw a book at friends house by him when I was a kid and me and my mates started bullying our friend saying " your mom has a koontz, a nice tight koontz, koontz koontz koontz." To this day I still call a girls pussy her koont.

>> No.17365489

>>17365432
>>17365487
Are we being invaded?

>> No.17366726

>>17363198
looks like a wig to me

>> No.17366732

lol i didn't know koontz was a wig man, enjoyed his books as a kid

>> No.17366739 [DELETED] 

>>17365487
bro when i was locked up there was like a three night made for tv movie based on koontz and everyone watched it it was one of the few comfy moments that felt equal to home lol it probably sucked but it was just everybody getting comfy around the tube you feel me, remind me what it was for nostalgia purposes

>> No.17366756 [DELETED] 

>>17366739
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMnKtpsqFcU
>Intensity

as described

>> No.17366774

>>17363190
Bean Fartz

>> No.17367577

>>17365487
Fuck you for bullying your friend

>> No.17367585

>>17367577
teasing is a normal part of male play, anon

>> No.17368084

>>17367577
I know, trust me I wasn't very nice, but that's how kids are. We were skaters, made fun of everyone even each other. Anyway is having a koontz such a bad thing? He got off easy compared to our other friend who we made jack off his dog.