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Schopenhauer literally shit himself in the woods /lit/, a colossal Grizzly Bear charged at him and he froze where he stood. Sweat rolled down his "gotcha" shaped brow, and then dripped onto his leather, moleskin Boots. He quickly imagined scenarios where the bear would just run past him or false charge him only for it to just dissappear into the thicket. He wrote about the matter in a letter to his friend, Samuel Brook: "I was trembling with the utmost fear, my mind picturing images of my childhood that came like a visceral tidal wave, in a fraction of a second I was flipped from one mood to the next. I slowly meandered back with uncontrolled excrement seeping down my garments"

SPOOKED
TREMBLING
ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
nice one /lit/

>> No.17439854

>>17439852
Should have switched bear for mother and woods for top of the stairs.

>> No.17439858
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>>17439852
KEK
Philosophy BTFO'd

>> No.17439866

>>17439854
This.

>> No.17439935

AAAHHH my sides!!!

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>>17439852
He should have been a better platonist.