/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.17502529]

Lit humor. Bonus for time traveller memes

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>>17502529
>unironically
Lol nice

[Anonymous No.17502537]

>funnysourceslmao.jpg
Don't you dare

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>>17502568
saved

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>>17502535
I dont get it

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>>17502633
he means it sincerely... almost "new sincerely" if you will. ha- ha-h ah....

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>>17502620
Based

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>>17502633
DFW was proto-alt right

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>>17502620
I read Call of the Crocodile last night. It’s honestly like The Room of literature.

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>>17502529
>>17502633
Context regarding his suicide

https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2009/04/how_dangerous_is_academic_psyc_1.html

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>>17502670
More commonly known as "mild-mannered centrist in 2008"

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>>17502620
>>17502671
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>>17502795
Absolutely no idea what this book is, someone explain why it is suddenly a meme please?

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>>17502822
The author visits this site and shills the fuck out of it

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>>17502837
Another Tao Lin then?

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>>17502837
I think it started off as that. But it's gotten way out of hand. People are actually reading them but I think most are just doing it because the books are memes.

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>>17502867
Based

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>>17503146
on my fucking birthday, incredible i hate it

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>>17503146
lol

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>>17502864
God that was so long ago

[Anonymous No.17503224]

I can post some of my old ones

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>>17503224

[Anonymous No.17503234]

i'd be the guy who goes back in time to make sure DFW ends it

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>>17502529
Imagine thinking mental illness is real

Imagine taking a pill that has placebo tier helpful effects but going off them puts you into a death spiral

Imagine literally needing to have a placebo and you voluntarily did it

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>>17503342
what a chad

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>>17503352
literally made her read my diary desu

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>>17502529
dfw would have been a hugely annoying russiagate faggot who got cancelled for acting like a bpd woman

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>>17502670
Alt right is everyone who is anti-status quo without being for the progressivist, controlled counter culture.

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This Gardner gimmick sure has run its course.

[Anonymous No.17503424]

>>17503404
I don't think he would use a lot of Twitter. He probably would have and maintain a YouTube account.

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[Anonymous No.17503463]

the F stands for Fatass

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>>17502721
No its not, it is someone looking for easy hits to their website and did not do any real research into DFWs case, just found a couple quotes and called it good. Complete garbage.

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>>17503428
This is glorious.

[Anonymous No.17503493]

Call of the Feel

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>>17503471
This elicited precisely 0 laughs out of me.

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>>17503505
Someone cross out “priceless” for “$1.50”

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>>17503518
Kek.

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>>17503518
are boy gardner wouldn't have us paying more than 99c

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>>17503665
kek, debit cards declining is a constant fear of mine on account of humilating episodes

[Anonymous No.17503842]

>>17502671
>will never run out of sequels because something else can always call
kek

[Anonymous No.17503846]

>>17502867
He fucked the wife didn't he?

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>>17502867
>literal autism
Based

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>>17503399
got me good

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>>17503146
this is just sad

[Anonymous No.17504068]

In 2030 1984 will look like a commedy if the left get their way.

[Anonymous No.17504537]

>>17502867
>didn't teach women
so fucking based

[Anonymous No.17504668]

>>17503399
what is this referencing?

[Anonymous No.17504729]

Reddit board.

[Anonymous No.17504943]

>>17504668
This classic.

[Anonymous No.17505111]

>>17503399
Sides harpooned

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>>17502670
He was peak centrist in the 2000s, which I guess is viewed as 'alt-right' by modern lefists.

[Anonymous No.17505131]

This Gardner guy is infuriating, and the time he spends on making memes and shilling is tragic, but his autism about it all is impressive.

[Anonymous No.17505145]

>>17503690
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.17505178]

>>17505145
he debated zizek

[Anonymous No.17505205]

>>17503352
Don't forget he had 13 children with her.

[Anonymous No.17505226]

>>17503368
>steve reich
absolute trash

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>>17502620
Horrible, consume industrial chemicals and die

[Anonymous No.17505266]

>>17503398
made my day anon

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>>17503333
Check'd and based

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>>17502671
STEP ASIDE GARDNERFAGS
The Cardchads have arrived.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TGBGGF8

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>>17503349
sauce?

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>>17504943
i love this

[Anonymous No.17505502]

desu, i read half of People Mover, although it's not fully like anything I've read, it's predictable and kinda boring in its tryhardiness.

>>17502671
Wouldn't Jon Athan be a much more /lit/ author? Dude's been writing since he was 17, publishing/releasing up to 5/6 people per year, though most are not easily piratable bc. he's so unknown.

[Anonymous No.17505507]

>>17504943
lmao

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>>17502867
Mathematic PhD is just autism day care. Prove me wrong.

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>>17503677
I thought that was something everyone did as a kid.

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>>17503342
What a magnificent autist he was.

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>>17505619
of the things that didn't happen, this one didn't happen the most

[Anonymous No.17505641]

>>17505638
No shit, it's a joke that was posted in a thread about Bloom speedreading.

[Anonymous No.17505653]

>>17505641

I meant him wanting to go to church.

[Anonymous No.17505668]

>>17505653
Yeah, again, it is a joke. A made up story. Everyone reading it is aware of it.

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>>17503677
i did that.

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>>17503677
>>17505549
it is

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>>17503399
haha holy fuck

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>>17503398

gold

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>>17503846
If he didn't I dont wanna live in this world.

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>>17503867
The one ascends to the four? Is rupi going religious?

[Anonymous No.17506507]

>>17503398
saved, good content

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>>17506290
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17506575]

>>17503933
Leave Sowell alone you bully.

[Anonymous No.17506596]

>>17503399
>>17504943
Which came first here? which was the original?

[Anonymous No.17506623]

>>17506596
NIGGERS is the original. There's a boatload of variants floating around however.

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>>17503399
Saved

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>>17504943
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>>17503572
roll for next book to read

[Anonymous No.17506703]

>>17506663
now this is based

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>>17503516
>>17503572
My fucking sides

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>>17506290
i want to see emily's humongous milkers

[Anonymous No.17506845]

>>17506663
heh

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>>17502670
By the time he died he was super Dem and donated money a lot.

That said, Dem in the GWB years meant against the neocon war for the Chosen Race, so possibly based.

[Anonymous No.17506864]

>>17506521
Feeling called out, are we ?

[Anonymous No.17506866]

>>17503347
Keyed. DFW would have been fine had he never used recreational drugs. He was a youth athlete and substituted drugs for exercise the moment he quit. I know whereof I speak

[Anonymous No.17506922]

>>17506866
You substituted exercise for drugs too? What drugs did you get into anon?

[Anonymous No.17506975]

>>17503398
what is this about exactly?
what are those "tales"?

[Anonymous No.17506979]

>>17505519
I keked out loud

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>>17502867
Knowing Wittgenstein is one of the most influential and most respected figures in 20th Century Phil, I couldn't believe any of this shit, so I downloaded both the Malcom and Monk books.

> Monk biography is a epub, searchable
> CTRL + F "correspondence"
> Letter to Pattinson comes up. Jesus Christ.
> Open the chapter on his visit to Ireland
> Witt is talking like an aspie pulp detective
> "let's case the joint!" in a heavy Austrian accent
> The Malcom book is a badly scanned pdf
> Also the 2001 edition, pages all switched up
> No index, can't find Orangutan bit easily
> Frustrated, click to a random page
> Wittgenstein is writting letters about his "detective mags"
> Oh fuck. It's real. All of it

[Anonymous No.17507121]

>>17506975
Based non-anglo. It's referencing The Canterbury Tales.

[Anonymous No.17507254]

>>17507121
thank you, and i am indeed a non-anglo and haven't read the canterbury tales.

[Anonymous No.17507284]

>>17502568
/pol/

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>>17507062
Puhsedo, puhsado.

[Anonymous No.17507569]

>>17507108
This made me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.17507602]

>>17502529
why'd he switch meds in the first place?

[Anonymous No.17507638]

>>17503242
Lmao

[Anonymous No.17507680]

>>17503416
Literally R3ddit the philosopher

[Anonymous No.17507916]

>>17503428
Underrated pure gold

[Anonymous No.17508010]

>>17503399
Damn that's good.

[Anonymous No.17508026]

>>17503416
That's tumblr-tier anon.

[Anonymous No.17508028]

>>17503342
Love how guys like Tolstoy and DFW spent all their time wringing their hand at the state of humanity and how their story books would save people when really they did insane shit like this al the time.

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>>17507323
Don't get it

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>>17503518
Only good thing you ever said

[Anonymous No.17508068]

>>17502671
I'm annoyed by F Gardner memes because they're not very funny but this makes some fair points

[Anonymous No.17508071]

>>17502867
> The 1966 edition is 99 pages long

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>>17503572
>Kappa rated higher than Arcade
fucking contrarians I swear

[Anonymous No.17508102]

>>17502529
I expected this to be an H.G. Wells meme before I clicked on it. Was dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.17508239]

>>17508102
be the change you want to be anon

[Anonymous No.17508258]

“I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.”

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>>17508101
Why is it better? I’ve been thinking about finally reading at least one of these.

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>>17503410
I wrote that with the bois, still proud

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>>17504068
>the left
Nah. Just the woke-washed authoritarianism that corporate entities are pushing.

[Anonymous No.17508893]

>>17505519
I actually pursued a PhD in mathematics for three years so...I can't really prove you wrong. The examples of autistry I've met, heard of or provoked myself are endless.

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>>17505418
I really like this one.

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>>17508893
what was the most autistic situation?

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>>17508744
>thotkang, nigga of Thundercracka

this part never fails to cheer me up

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>>17507108
Somehow I'm reminded of Stendhal remark's in Life of Henry Brulard, that he had no greater ambition than still be read in 1945 (he was writing in the 1830s). Was funny to read that in 2018.

[Anonymous No.17508948]

>>17502867
>your theoretical scenario smacks of continental hysterics

[Anonymous No.17508954]

>that guy who posted an entire book because he was tired of OP spamming the same thread every day

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>>17508038
>Frodoic smugness dissolves boundaries

what a sentence

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>>17508820
It's always nice to see my work recognized

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>>17508839
Diogenes of Sinope

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>>17503146
Usually this kind of story is funny because the student is totally out of touch and delusional. But what's funny (and sad) about this is actually that the student has his (?) finger on the pulse of the academy, and the professor is totally obsolete.

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>>17503399
What is this parodying?

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>>17508684
i dont speak mexican

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>>17509243
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>>17509221
kek

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I find their humorlessness funny.

[Anonymous No.17509667]

>>17503146
My favourite Borges story: Pierre (now Pierrette) Menard, author of the Divine Comedy

[Anonymous No.17509698]

>>17506507
music theory you fucking midwit

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>>17502822
It's being shilled by some faggot. If you're too retarded/lazy to turn adds off on your phone you'll see it advertised here too.

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>>17503428
Is there more?

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>>17509500
i don't understand

[Anonymous No.17510001]

>>17509500
Oh, the pettiness of people is amazing sometimes. Imagine writing 3 whole twitter paragraphs because some lady decided she wanted her community to share their books. I hope you die a painful and ironic death, Mark Wicks.

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>>17508761
who's the bald guy ? what does is he trying to say to the guy i once considered smart before i visited this board ?

[Anonymous No.17510025]

>>17510006
>who’s the bald guy

Based

[Anonymous No.17510053]

>>17510006
Oswald Spengler or Willard Van Orman Quine, I can't remember.

[Anonymous No.17510087]

>>17509225
There's possible interesting content in terms of symbolism via the gendering of the imagery, and this is something that has shown up in different religious/philosophical/esoteric traditions that Dante would have had access to.

Reading transgenderism as we think of it into the comedy however is blatant projection and prochronism.

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>>17510006
that's foucault, based philosopher that makes many people seethe

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>>17510006
That's Foucault. You'd know that if you read, christcuck. He's a neutered version of Nietzsche.

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>>17502670
Who is dfw

[Anonymous No.17510316]

>>17510196
His legal name was Jonathan Franzen, he became kind of a fixture at the Dallas Forth-Worth airport where he busked by giving readings of his poetry and short stories in the late 80s. Garnering at first a small but loyal following of international travelers, eventually one of them, a publisher, began to take a greater interest in the possibility of disseminating his projects. Tragically he passed away in 1994 due to heroin and freebase cocaine addiction after neglecting his psychiatric treatment for three years, only becoming known to critics posthumously in the late 90s and early 00s. He's known as 'DFW' after the airport where most people saw him at his craft.

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>>17506229
>>17506233
>best prose
>writes in verse

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>>17502867
Does it take an unusual mind to create something great or did we all just fall some vague autistic ramblings?

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>>17506290
weak dunk, tee bee hache

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>>17509500
>fuck you and fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
^most Twatter replies to anything that isn't banal

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>>17503623
this is why we're stuck with egirls

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>>17503623
Damn this made me sad. This was meant to be a fun thread, anon. Pure people like that don’t deserve the worst of 4chan in their life

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>>17503623
Women should be banned from the internet

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>>17510175
*the aids version of nietzsche

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>>17504943
I hate to be nit-picky because I love this image, but this is the /lit/ board so I might as well. The line "making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins" always bugs me. Even as what? What impact would the wine in his veins have on the reverberating car? Poor choice of words

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>>17510739
Honestly, it bugs me too. But the rest of the piece makes up for it

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>>17510739
>The line "making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins" always bugs me. Even as what? What impact would the wine in his veins have on the reverberating car? Poor choice of words
He's using it KJV-style.

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>>17510520
yooo Lil Goldberg and the StarBoyz???

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>>17510680
=(

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>>17508684
>María, do me a favor and read the screen.
>Borges, there are 80 threads, what are you looking for?
>Do they say anything about Whitman?
>No.
>About Kafka?
>Yes, but nothing original.
>About Islanda? Snorri?
>Let me see, they have a few nazi flags and photos of libraries... there's one, where they suggest you read Neil Gaiman.
>N-Neil Gaiman?
>Yeah, honey. Have you read it?
>Is he an academic?
>No, he writes books for kids.
>-...
>Borges' mom comes in
>Georgie, drink this tea. It's getting cold.
>Sure. Thanks, mom.
>You know how we laughed about Guenon's face?
>Of course. What an ugly bastard!
>It's terrible! We found 10 threads about him.
>There isn't anything on Kipling?
>I don't know honey, between the Japanese drawings and--
>Japanese? Like ukyo-e?
>No, no. They're kid's cartoons.
>You're sure this is a literature forum? Doesn't it say that you have to be 18 to post?
>Yeah, that's why there's those uncensored porn pictures.
>Bitch, I can't see them. You're wasting my time on a site for teens.

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>>17502867
> the whole of my philosophy is summed up in this orangutan
> I asked him to elaborate
> he said no
I’m fucking dying holy shit

[Anonymous No.17510894]

A friend of mine came over, let's call him Bob, and he brought his cousin with him. His cousin is a guy our age but he was very handsome and tan and large; not tall, but he looked like he worked out a lot. His arms were huge. They came into my room, the cousin was wearing sunglasses, and immediately the cousin noticed my bookshelf.
"Yeah, he reads a lot," said my friend to his cousin.
The cousin whipped his sunglasses off and was like, "God damn you have a lot of books." He pulled one from the shelf. "You read this one?" Literary Theory: An Introduction by Terry Eagleton.
"Actually, I haven't," I said, "I was going to take a literary theory class in college but then I found it wasn't required, so—"
While I was talking he'd pulled another one. "This one?" Moby-Dick.
I smiled sheepishly. "No, not yet, that—that's a pretty difficult book, I'm working up to it. I think maybe next year—"
He pulled another one.
"Infinite Jest," he read the cover.
"I started that one, but I just—"
"The Brothers Karamazov, you read this one?"
"Not yet."
"A Farewell to Arms."
"No."
"White Noise."
"No."
"The Royal Family."
"No."
"The Norton Anthology of English Literature."
"Well, that's an anthology, you're not really supposed to—"
He was tossing books over his back now. "The Fabric of the Cosmos."
"No."
"The Perennial Philosophy."
"No."
"Leonardo da Vinci: Flights of the Mind."
"No."
"This is a medical dictionary. Are you studying medicine?"
"No."
"The Bible."
"No."
"Irrational Man."
"No."
"Madame Bovary."
"No."
"Kafka on the Shore, Haruki Murakami."
"I did read that."
"The Concise Oxford English Dictionary. Do you even speak English?"
"I—"
By the time we were done almost every book on my bookshelf was in a pile across the room. Finally my friend's cousin stood up, put on his sunglasses, and said "Let's get out of here." My friend curled his lips and patted me on the shoulder. "Sorry, man," he said, and they both left.
I went over to the pile of books and started replacing them on the shelf.

[El Arcón No.17510941]

The numbers at the end of the first Cicada puzzle were my DOB and SSN
>05211980
>600744301
as well as the viXra ID's from my earlier papers
>https://vixra.org/author/jonathan_w_tooker

Hi, I am Jon Tooker: the inventor of the time circuit...
https://pastebin.com/uHZrB238

Mundane events related to time travel.
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1240030/pg1

John Titor, the Montauk Project, the e-Cat and Geometric Unity
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread966329/pg1

I am the anonymous physicist featured in the black hole article yesterday.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/ukbz6/i_am_the_anonymous_physicist_featured_in_the/

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>>17510941
Holy mother of schizo

[Anonymous No.17511062]

>>17509500
It's funny because librarians are some of the worst pieces of human fucking feces imaginable. Not the old school ones who are all retiring now, the last generation or even two generations of middle manager scum who have squeezed out those old ones, so that only a few 80 year olds still cling on for dear life. I have worked in several libraries. I will tell you who works in libraries. There's the fat old people who are perpetually a year from retirement but who cling on for dear life because they have nothing else. They sometimes care a little, but more likely it's just a job to them. There's the never-ending blob of managers and manager-managers who have six lunches and conferences a week to plan how to boost "public engagement" by giving out AIDS-positive pamphlets in the lobby and further displacing the actual book collection to where it won't bother the Asians who are only there to do their organic chemistry homework and chew their lunch with their mouth open. There's the new generation of twenty-to-thirtyish women with "Information and Data Management Services" degrees or something equally empty, who have nowhere else to be and would act and function exactly the same in literally any other office environment they wound up in, that is, like busybody cunts who fill the child-shaped void in their life with office drama, tinder penis, and desperately trying to maintain their social networks from college by being an opinionated bitch on twitter. And then there's one guy somewhere in the back who actually got into library work in the '70s because he loves books and whose soul has been crushed by 50 years of sociopaths and retards treating him like the office whipping boy.

The only profession filled with more odious people than library management is nursing. Nurses are all narcissist idiot women whose brain is 2% dedicated to improper and dangerous medical care and 98% dedicated to posting on facebook about how nurses are all superheroes and other emergency services workers should bow down to them and convert all their pensions into one giant superfund for a perpetual nurse worship party that never ends.

[Anonymous No.17511070]

>>17503428
I completely forgot about this. This was horrible. I’m feeling nauseous just by being reminded it existed.

[Anonymous No.17511083]

>>17506575
its what he says

[Anonymous No.17511121]

>>17506663
nig

[Anonymous No.17511147]

>>17509500
Twitter really is a hell hole.

[Anonymous No.17511244]

>>17502867
>the whole of my philosophy is summed up in this orangutan
>p-pls elaborate
>no
incredible

[Anonymous No.17511287]

>>17508046
he wouldnt have guessed that anons thoughts because they are in his head

[Anonymous No.17511297]

>>17508038
what an amazing post

[Anonymous No.17511324]

>>17508046
>>17511287
https://youtu.be/w5zUnD66u5g

[Anonymous No.17511359]

>>17509500
>1/3

[Anonymous No.17511364]

>>17507114
"Wittgenstein was summoned to appear before the district court in Gloggnitz on 17 May 1926. Waugh writes that he lied to the court about his use of physical punishment against the children. The judge suspected he was mentally ill, and ordered an adjournment for psychiatric reports. Wittgenstein continued to live in Vienna while the case continued, writing to a friend, Rudolf Koder:"

[Anonymous No.17511407]

>>17503428
I laughed harder at this garbage than the first time I read that "25% NIGGER" novella

[Anonymous No.17511420]

>>17502867
I want this to be real but it sadly isn't

[Anonymous No.17511668]

[Anonymous No.17511679]

[Anonymous No.17511725]

>>17502867
This is truly incredible, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.17511826]

>>17502620

[Anonymous No.17511870]

>>17509500
Keke

[Anonymous No.17511929]

>>17503224
Making one of those tiles is my ticket for eternity, along with one parody of an album cover I did on /mu/ like five years ago.

[Anonymous No.17512562]

>>17511929
that's pretty sad

[Frater Asemlen !XS8vrClKs2 No.17512634]

>>17510323
Eh if you can even consider my terrible writing to be proper verse. Kek.

>>17502620

I do not know why but when I see the face of Gardner, I feel some kind of pity but I do not know why I feel this. Do you anons feel like he has a pitiful face?

[Anonymous No.17512725]

>>17512634
Not really. Seems based if anything. He’s living the life others on this board dream of. I’m not a writer, but many here are.

[Anonymous No.17512904]

>>17502529
>Bonus for time traveller memes
Not exactly pic related, but here's a comic about time travel

[Anonymous No.17513040]

>>17510334
such insane genius as his is one that is rare in any day and age

[Anonymous No.17513317]

>>17509500
>grandmother was a school librarian and teacher for ~50 years
>served on several nonprofits and volunteered into her 80s
>devoted her entire professional life to childhood literacy and education
>absolutely loved little free libraries

This image has my urge to kill rising like it hasn't in months. Thanks, doc.

[Anonymous No.17513396]

>>17507095
I really want this book but it's hard to get. I also don't want to have to suck a dick either.

[Anonymous No.17513568]

>>17509500
>>17513317
I routinely inspect the book-swap huts and remove all the books that fail my ideological criteria. Cheap novels, minority-worshiping agitprop, books by Jewish authors, and other material I consider degenerate goes into the nearest 7-11 dumpster.

If I had one battalion of such men this war would be over very quickly.

[Anonymous No.17513620]

>>17508893
Well fucking spill the beans then

[Anonymous No.17513626]

>>17512904
Really good considering the art style and medium

[Anonymous No.17513635]

>>17513568
They're mostly cookbooks by TV chefs and old people's gentle murder mysteries in my area. But good work, I'll have to keep an eye out too.

[Anonymous No.17513818]

>>17508658
I thought Kant died old and feeble.

[Anonymous No.17514405]

>>17511062
>he doesn't know about private libraries

[Anonymous No.17514453]

>>17513568
Holy BASED?!

[Anonymous No.17514521]

>>17509500
All British bookswaps have that Richard Osman book in. It's Uncanny.

Good for her, fuck these losers.

[Anonymous No.17514538]

>>17511062
This is a great post. I was onboard, then you started dunking on Nurses, which was also amusing. Do more please.

[Anonymous No.17514622]

>>17502893
saved lmao I'm setting this to the cover when I put it on my kindle

[Anonymous No.17514634]

>>17513568
Cringe

[Anonymous No.17514659]

>>17508768
>insofar as traps exist as a distinct species of women, it must be fundamentally gay to love them

sides in orbit

[Anonymous No.17514692]

>>17510196
Dat feelin wen (Ebonics version of “that feeling when”)

[Anonymous No.17514708]

>>17514538
based

[Anonymous No.17514743]

>>17503623
someone post her half nudes

[Anonymous No.17515406]

>>17513568

[Anonymous No.17516120]

>>17513568
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.17516168]

>>17513568
giant based

[Anonymous No.17516188]

>>17513568
Based beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.17516360]

>>17511929

[Anonymous No.17516367]

>>17502867
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.17517132]

>>17513568
Based
Be sure to have copies of Industrial Society and its Future as well as The Culture of Critique with you at all times to fill the vacuum

[Anonymous No.17517160]

[Anonymous No.17517172]

>>17506596
Check the dates you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.17517300]

>>17509500
I don't understand what the fuck is going on here. Can someone explain this to me?

[Anonymous No.17517352]

>>17517300
as far as I understand it, that woman set up a book swap and announced it and called it a library. they then sperged out about it and her "middle class complacency" disrepesecting real libraries

[Anonymous No.17518158]

>>17508744
My Uni professor actually recommended the Wilson translation, citing that it wasn't translated by 'old white guys trying to uphold the idealized image of the Greeks'.

[Anonymous No.17518301]

>>17508028
It's because they knew the depths of depravity.

[Anonymous No.17518304]

>>17518158
Are you surprised that your f*moid, globohomo (((professor))) told you that?

[Anonymous No.17518323]

>>17511062
Started not on board, then you slowly won me over. Good post anon.

[Anonymous No.17518426]

>>17502529
Should be "post-ironically", we cannot return to sincerity hence why "unironically" is a term used ironically( this also includes the popular terms "based" and "cringe" etc.) newfags can't perceive this distinction

[Anonymous No.17519214]

[Anonymous No.17519314]

>>17511062
saved

[Anonymous No.17519517]

>>17504943
I’ve seen this a hundred times and just realized he’s at a Family Express, based sleazecore hoosier

[Anonymous No.17519659]

[Anonymous No.17519691]

>>17519214
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.17519810]

>>17519691
yes

[F. Gardner No.17519916]

>>17502893
Based. & I should know

[Anonymous No.17519922]

>>17503518

Basedfly

[Anonymous No.17519944]

>>17509500

ONLY THE CHAIR OF THE PARISH COUNCIL CAN START A LIBRARY.

[Anonymous No.17520071]

>>17503220
And we are still here, brother...

[Anonymous No.17520196]

>>17508038
man...

[Anonymous No.17520321]

>>17508768
aristotle right again

[Anonymous No.17520438]

>>17503623
I fucking hate women

[Anonymous No.17520513]

I've got a painful cringe story from today

>be me
>be german
>want to read stirner
>decide to order the ego and its own online through a local bookstore
>go to pick it up
>store is only open for picking up orders because of corona
>wearing mask
>the day i ordered it i came up with what i thought was a sick piece of small talk
>decide to use it on the person processing my order, no matter who it's gonna be
>rehearsing the bit in my head
>hoping for a cute girl
>go up to the register and it's a middle aged woman
>tell her i ordered a book
>she says "name?"
>i thought she asked for the author's name and say "Max Stirner"
>she's typing it in and says no one by that name ordered anything
>i explain and give her my name
>already cringing
>she gets the book
>as she hands it to me i prepare for my badass small talk bit
>start by saying "you know-" right as she gives me the total
>off we go again
>mumbling under my mask "you know if I adhered to the philosophy that this book is talking about i would steal this book hehe"
>"I'm sorry come again?"
>keep mumbling "well this book talks about egoism... it's about you know, being your own creative nothing"
>she doesn't seem to understand
>"it's not that important"
>asks me to pay again
>struggle to get the money out of my wallet with the book in my hand
>leave
>as i exit i shake my head and realize i did not act like an egoist

[Anonymous No.17520518]

>>17520513
You're a moron.

[Anonymous No.17520524]

>>17508684
absolutamente basado

[Anonymous No.17520598]

>>17520513
Stirner is a lot of fun, but seriously, what were you trying to do by ""imitating"" him lmao. What was the end goal?

[Anonymous No.17520603]

>>17503677
I literally did this too

[Anonymous No.17520728]

>>17519691
yes, it's not even that much out of context

[Anonymous No.17521310]

>>17509500
>place maker
why do all soimans talk like this? is this some german cuckholdry?
>>17510001
>>17510564
>>17511359
>>17517300
He is trying to sound as offended as possible and SHOW HER how much of a NAZI she is for some retarded nonsensical reason, because then he will get all the admiration hedeserves at fighting NAZISM, the evil in this world and show how OFFENDED he got, meaning in more prestige and value of his. She is basically getting shit for no reason, showing the low IQ of the left.

[Anonymous No.17521467]

>>17521310
>He is trying to sound as offended as possible and SHOW HER how much of a NAZI she is for some retarded nonsensical reason, because then he will get all the admiration hedeserves at fighting NAZISM, the evil in this world and show how OFFENDED he got, meaning in more prestige and value of his. She is basically getting shit for no reason, showing the low IQ of the left.
You're over-thinking it; it's about "muh degree" much more than it's about politics. You see, he went to SCHOOL so he could earn the right to direct in some marginal way the dispensation of knowledge into society and the actions of these fucking uneducated gutter swine plebians are a direct insult to his mountains of student loan debt. More than anything else he possesses the mindset of a bureaucrat - you didn't go through the "proper channels" and therefore whatever you did, no matter how insignificant or how helpful or how positive, is an anti-social act and morally wrong. Bureaucrats should all be fucking hanged.

[Anonymous No.17521584]

[Anonymous No.17521771]

>>17513568
based

[Anonymous No.17521839]

>>17503428
>He's 32
my fucking sides. It sounds like a 13-year-old wrote this.

[Anonymous No.17521890]

>>17502721
Its clear the author has no idea what he is talking about regarding behavioral pharmacology. I hope you don't take anything this guy says seriously. He can barely write.