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Anonymous Wed Feb 10 18:46:26 2021 No.17510648 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on the 4chan books?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 18:59:33 2021 No.17510767 >>17510648 Sneed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:01:20 2021 No.17510781 File: 642 KB, 895x720, 1563388047400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17510767 This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:02:04 2021 No.17510788 >>17510648 unbelievably based books and author

Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:09:06 2021 No.17510837
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tfw I don't have .99 cents to buy the last book
I don't wanna use libgen but I have to know the twist. Would Gardner forgive me for pirating? Especially since most of his profits go to alimony payments?

>>	F. Gardner Wed Feb 10 19:14:10 2021 No.17510871 >>17510837 Don't be a kike. There's no way you don't have 99 cents in your checking account.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:15:20 2021 No.17510877 >>17510837 Can you even pirate these books? I looked but couldn’t find them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:17:30 2021 No.17510900 The redpilled Gen X answer to Stephen King

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 19:18:35 2021 No.17510906 >>17510877 There's a private torrent tracker for the Garner-verse series. If you lurk the Gardner discord enough you can get an invite

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:25:15 2021 No.17511349 >>17510877 No. His books were written with some sort of writing software that prevents piracy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 20:33:18 2021 No.17511413 File: 329 KB, 3464x1284, PM virgin vs chad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STEP ASIDE The real /lit/ book is here. John David Card's People Mover: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TGBGGF8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:00:38 2021 No.17511643 >>17511413 oh David... this looked too leftist to go unnoticed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:08:14 2021 No.17511701 >>17511643 This. Cringe. Gardner's already confirmed for being far right. I think we know who the real Virgin and Chad are.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:11:29 2021 No.17511729 >>17511413 Wow, that's like super-mean. Like, where do you get off defaming a fellow /lit/ster? Where do you get off stealing Gardner's game and style? Ooh, it makes me so mad!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:17:41 2021 No.17511778 >>17510877 >get kindle unlimited free trial >you can now read every F. Gardner masterpiece for free bonus points if you have the autism to take a screenshot of every page in the app and compile it into a pdf to share with anons

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:18:49 2021 No.17511788 >>17511729 That's what I don't understand. He has obviously been inspired by Gardner, yet he's going out of his way to attack him. What an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:29:23 2021 No.17511860 >>17511413 >Will be forgotten once the ad money dries up. Let's see how well this ages. Gardner is a rich NEET.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:39:51 2021 No.17511952 >>17510648 They're objectively shit, but still entertaining

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:39:52 2021 No.17511953 They're based. Cherokee is the best one. I liked that Sam was in it, again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:42:29 2021 No.17511974 File: 1.04 MB, 3485x4495, 1613011349938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17510648

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:44:10 2021 No.17511992 Man, why is this guy spamming our board. It's literally same person writing full conversation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:47:03 2021 No.17512016 >>17511860 Gardner has ad money perhaps, but I honestly feel Card has the autism to carry this thing long-term. We'll see if this is still going in a month's time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 21:52:45 2021 No.17512050 >>17512016 Dude Gardner's been shilling his books since the summer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:06:51 2021 No.17512172 File: 461 KB, 2400x3672, have_sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17510648

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:11:10 2021 No.17512190 i want to put my book out just so i can be part of this retarded super bowl of trash novels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:16:58 2021 No.17512237 File: 28 KB, 517x413, kek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17512172

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:19:20 2021 No.17512257 >>17511992 He does the same thing at judges-penitent.com, pretending to be multiple different people. Really unsophisticated and obvious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:22:49 2021 No.17512287 >>17512257 Look at the deleted posts. Take a guess at why they're deleted. It's someone to defame Gardner. Another terrible author who he inspired.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:22:56 2021 No.17512289 >>17510648 I read that People Mover book and liked it so much I tried to make an add for it for the author but the bidding system is too complicated for my baby brain.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:44:03 2021 No.17512469 File: 43 KB, 348x500, 51-f4NEecrL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17512289 that's actually a pretty good idea. anyone here know how to use 4chan ads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:51:42 2021 No.17512529 >>17512257 You're on the right track. But it's not Gardner. See>>17512469 >>17512289

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:56:47 2021 No.17512565 >>17511952 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 22:58:46 2021 No.17512575 Can someone summarize people mover for me? I don't want to buy anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:02:45 2021 No.17512601 >>17512529 It is Gardner. I know for a fact it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:08:41 2021 No.17512636 >>17512601 I can't speak for whatever it is you know. What I do know, is that this new guy has been trying to steal Gardener's meme status for shittiest writer.

Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:11:02 2021 No.17512649

>>17512575
I’m still reading it but
>little girl has bad home life
>decides to run away
>manipulates truckers into driving her from the US to Alaska
>gun
>gets kidnapped by a Karen
>???
>mystery
Pretty much a power fantasy for children with home trauma. I would have loved this book when I was a kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:20:13 2021 No.17512704 >>17512601 You do realize he has imposters now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:20:57 2021 No.17512708 >>17512649 Update the rest when you finish

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:38:22 2021 No.17512855 >>17512601 Great. The Fake Gardner tricked another idiot. Why are people on this board so gullible? You'd think people from /lit would be more intelligent than anons from other boards.

>>	F. Gardner Wed Feb 10 23:41:48 2021 No.17512887 >>17512257 Just went to your gay ass website and called everyone a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 10 23:47:20 2021 No.17512936 >>17512887 No one cares, dude.

>>	F. Gardner Wed Feb 10 23:49:04 2021 No.17512952 >>17512936 >I DON'T CARE THAT YOU CALLED EVERYONE A NIGGER >SEE I JUST POSTED THAT I DONT CARE TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ok buddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:19:46 2021 No.17513188 >>17510837 pay 99 cents and support him. you have 99 cents and he is an independent author

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:23:22 2021 No.17513212 F. Gardner is going to shit his pants when he realizes what the numbers in the top right of each thread mean.

Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:28:22 2021 No.17513252

Call of the Kappa, Arcade, and Cherokee are all really solid. Call of the Crocodile is extremely confusing and complicated. The plot is kind of all over the place. I'm not really sure what to make of Cradle. That was the last one I read. I liked some ideas in it.
In short, yes some of it is good. Mostly Arcade and Cherokee. Cherokee feels the most like a sequel to Arcade because it has the same cast of characters and villain. I recommend those two books the most, overall. Kappa is entertaining, but the main problem with Gardner's books is that they feel like they change to completely different books halfway through. The shift is pretty jarring. Anyway that's how I feel about them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 00:33:59 2021 No.17513302 File: 604 KB, 1242x1449, 1612992072078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17513212 They're the number of times the word "no" has been used worldwide, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:07:16 2021 No.17513512 >>17513212 You mean John David Card, right John?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:08:36 2021 No.17513528 >>17513212 this is /lit/ dumbfuck there are only 19 people on here total

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:10:29 2021 No.17513539 >>17513512 Card's book is actually pretty good. had KU got i got it free. 4 stars

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:18:45 2021 No.17513591 >>17513528 Check out the numbers on, say, this thread >>17502529. Dumbfuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:18:50 2021 No.17513593 >>17513539 link to where you can cop it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:21:03 2021 No.17513608 >>17513591 yeah i'll check my ass crack for your dad's cum if you suck it out through your teeth

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:21:32 2021 No.17513611 >>17513593 Right here! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TGBGGF8

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:21:50 2021 No.17513613 >>17513593 >49 / 7 / 19 / 1 wow, great thread steve and F Gardner.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:25:12 2021 No.17513637 >>17513611 thanks, man. i've been looking forward to this!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:25:41 2021 No.17513639 >>17513637 np man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:26:48 2021 No.17513646 Hello, I am an individual that does not know about these books all these very different posters in this thread are talking about. Can anyone please help an 'anon' out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:27:17 2021 No.17513650 >>17513646 You can help yourself to my cock in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:27:41 2021 No.17513654 >>17513611 this is the link for that call of the crocodile book? hot dog! i gotta try that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:27:58 2021 No.17513655 >>17513646 Of course, completely different person than myself. We are, of course, talking about F Gardner! The Author from 4chan's literature board? Have you ever heard of him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:29:01 2021 No.17513660 >>17513655 No! I haven't! I have ad blockers on. Only dirty phone posters would ever be susceptible to advertising on 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:30:03 2021 No.17513666 >>17513660 Oh, that's fine! That's why we make the threads!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:30:45 2021 No.17513669 >>17513646 We're talking about this book about people smuggling or whatever: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08TGBGGF8

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:32:52 2021 No.17513677 Btw Gardner brags on discord about how many fans he has on /lit/ lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:33:44 2021 No.17513678 >>17513677 Post a screencap and the discord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 01:36:02 2021 No.17513690 >>17513677 invite us fucker

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 04:57:23 2021 No.17514660 >>17513690 Come on over

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