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Thoughts on the 4chan books?

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This but unironically.

>> No.17510788

unbelievably based books and author

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tfw I don't have .99 cents to buy the last book
I don't wanna use libgen but I have to know the twist. Would Gardner forgive me for pirating? Especially since most of his profits go to alimony payments?

>> No.17510871

Don't be a kike. There's no way you don't have 99 cents in your checking account.

>> No.17510877

Can you even pirate these books? I looked but couldn’t find them.

>> No.17510900

The redpilled Gen X answer to Stephen King

>> No.17510906

There's a private torrent tracker for the Garner-verse series. If you lurk the Gardner discord enough you can get an invite

>> No.17511349

No. His books were written with some sort of writing software that prevents piracy.

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The real /lit/ book is here.

John David Card's People Mover:


>> No.17511643

oh David... this looked too leftist to go unnoticed

>> No.17511701

This. Cringe. Gardner's already confirmed for being far right. I think we know who the real Virgin and Chad are.

>> No.17511729

Wow, that's like super-mean. Like, where do you get off defaming a fellow /lit/ster? Where do you get off stealing Gardner's game and style?

Ooh, it makes me so mad!

>> No.17511778

>get kindle unlimited free trial
>you can now read every F. Gardner masterpiece for free

bonus points if you have the autism to take a screenshot of every page in the app and compile it into a pdf to share with anons

>> No.17511788

That's what I don't understand. He has obviously been inspired by Gardner, yet he's going out of his way to attack him. What an asshole.

>> No.17511860

>Will be forgotten once the ad money dries up.

Let's see how well this ages. Gardner is a rich NEET.

>> No.17511952

They're objectively shit, but still entertaining

>> No.17511953

They're based. Cherokee is the best one. I liked that Sam was in it, again.

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>> No.17511992

Man, why is this guy spamming our board. It's literally same person writing full conversation.

>> No.17512016

Gardner has ad money perhaps, but I honestly feel Card has the autism to carry this thing long-term.
We'll see if this is still going in a month's time.

>> No.17512050

Dude Gardner's been shilling his books since the summer.

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>> No.17512190

i want to put my book out just so i can be part of this retarded super bowl of trash novels.

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>> No.17512257

He does the same thing at judges-penitent.com, pretending to be multiple different people. Really unsophisticated and obvious.

>> No.17512287

Look at the deleted posts. Take a guess at why they're deleted. It's someone to defame Gardner. Another terrible author who he inspired.

>> No.17512289

I read that People Mover book and liked it so much I tried to make an add for it for the author but the bidding system is too complicated for my baby brain.

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that's actually a pretty good idea.
anyone here know how to use 4chan ads?

>> No.17512529

You're on the right track. But it's not Gardner. See>>17512469

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>> No.17512575

Can someone summarize people mover for me? I don't want to buy anything.

>> No.17512601

It is Gardner. I know for a fact it is.

>> No.17512636

I can't speak for whatever it is you know. What I do know, is that this new guy has been trying to steal Gardener's meme status for shittiest writer.

>> No.17512649

I’m still reading it but
>little girl has bad home life
>decides to run away
>manipulates truckers into driving her from the US to Alaska
>gets kidnapped by a Karen
Pretty much a power fantasy for children with home trauma. I would have loved this book when I was a kid.

>> No.17512704

You do realize he has imposters now.

>> No.17512708

Update the rest when you finish

>> No.17512855

Great. The Fake Gardner tricked another idiot. Why are people on this board so gullible? You'd think people from /lit would be more intelligent than anons from other boards.

>> No.17512887

Just went to your gay ass website and called everyone a nigger.

>> No.17512936

No one cares, dude.

>> No.17512952

ok buddy

>> No.17513188

pay 99 cents and support him. you have 99 cents and he is an independent author

>> No.17513212

F. Gardner is going to shit his pants when he realizes what the numbers in the top right of each thread mean.

>> No.17513252

Call of the Kappa, Arcade, and Cherokee are all really solid. Call of the Crocodile is extremely confusing and complicated. The plot is kind of all over the place. I'm not really sure what to make of Cradle. That was the last one I read. I liked some ideas in it.
In short, yes some of it is good. Mostly Arcade and Cherokee. Cherokee feels the most like a sequel to Arcade because it has the same cast of characters and villain. I recommend those two books the most, overall. Kappa is entertaining, but the main problem with Gardner's books is that they feel like they change to completely different books halfway through. The shift is pretty jarring. Anyway that's how I feel about them.

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They're the number of times the word "no" has been used worldwide, right?

>> No.17513512

You mean John David Card, right John?

>> No.17513528

this is /lit/ dumbfuck there are only 19 people on here total

>> No.17513539


Card's book is actually pretty good. had KU got i got it free. 4 stars

>> No.17513591

Check out the numbers on, say, this thread >>17502529.


>> No.17513593

link to where you can cop it?

>> No.17513608

yeah i'll check my ass crack for your dad's cum if you suck it out through your teeth

>> No.17513611

Right here!

>> No.17513613

>49 / 7 / 19 / 1
wow, great thread steve and F Gardner.

>> No.17513637

thanks, man. i've been looking forward to this!

>> No.17513639

np man!

>> No.17513646

Hello, I am an individual that does not know about these books all these very different posters in this thread are talking about. Can anyone please help an 'anon' out?

>> No.17513650

You can help yourself to my cock in your mouth.

>> No.17513654

this is the link for that call of the crocodile book? hot dog! i gotta try that!

>> No.17513655

Of course, completely different person than myself. We are, of course, talking about F Gardner! The Author from 4chan's literature board? Have you ever heard of him?

>> No.17513660

No! I haven't! I have ad blockers on. Only dirty phone posters would ever be susceptible to advertising on 4chan!

>> No.17513666

Oh, that's fine! That's why we make the threads!

>> No.17513669

We're talking about this book about people smuggling or whatever:

>> No.17513677

Btw Gardner brags on discord about how many fans he has on /lit/ lol

>> No.17513678

Post a screencap and the discord.

>> No.17513690

invite us fucker

>> No.17514660

Come on over

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