ITT: Books

[Anonymous No.17539027]

ITT: we replace a word in a literature quote or a title with "jihad"

> The Jihad in The Rye
> The Great Jihad
> Crime and Jihad
> War and Jihad
> Jihad Dick
> A Jihad of Dunces
> The Jihad of Gilgamesh

[Anonymous No.17539043]

>>17539027
why do people think she is hot? i wouldn't give her a second look if we were the only two people alive on Earth

[Anonymous No.17539055]

>>17539027
A Jihad of Dunces sounds comfy, "the real jihad was the frens we made along the way" typa thing

[Anonymous No.17539058]

>>17539043
the board is full of shitskins now

[Anonymous No.17539072]

>>17539058
>now
People have been posting her for ages tho

[Anonymous No.17539073]

>>17539058
>4chan has open borders
>the rednecks complain

It's like poetry

[Anonymous No.17539076]

>>17539043
I have never watched her videos and I had a dream where she wanted my dick. I blame /lit/ for this; don't even know who she is.

[Anonymous No.17539077]

>>17539055
Based and Jihadpilled

[Anonymous No.17539094]

>>17539077
Imagine a Canterbury-esque novel, with a similarly satirical approach, that was set during the Mongolian invasion of the Middle East, with a bumbling cast of soldiers that don't wanna fight as the cast. Sounds comfy to me.

[Anonymous No.17539096]

>>17539027
>Tender is The Jihad
>The Old Man and The Jihad
>The Little Jihad
>Jihad from The Underground

[Anonymous No.17539097]

>>17539027
>The God Emperor of Jihad

[Anonymous No.17539101]

>>17539096
>>The Little Jihad
>>Tender is The Jihad
Kek

[Anonymous No.17539105]

>>17539094
That does sound very comfy indeed, anon. You should try and write it!

[Anonymous No.17539111]

>>17539105
If I ever manage to get good, sure.

[Anonymous No.17539130]

No country for old jihadis

[Anonymous No.17539142]

>>17539027
Jihad and punishment
Jihad against the human race
Tender is the jihad
Jihad dick
The scarlet johad
As jihad lay dying
Jihad of eden
Jihad in the funhouse
Naked jihad
Brief interviews with hideous jihad
White jihad
I had fun w this ty

[Anonymous No.17539152]

>>17539130
The Jihad (x3)
All the Pretty Jihads
Blood Jihad
Child of Jihad

[Anonymous No.17539155]

>World as Will and Jihad
>Harry Potter and the Jihad of Azkaban
>One Hundred Years of Jihad
>The Holy Jihad
>The Jihad of Lot 49
>A Jihad for Leibowitz
>Jihad Perfume

[Anonymous No.17539169]

>>17539027
Better version
>Sneed and Punishment
>War and Sneed
>100 Years of Sneed
>The Sneed of Gilgamesh
>The Fault in Our Sneeds
>Mein Sneed

[Anonymous No.17539202]

>The Phenomenology of Jihad
>The Genealogy of Jihad
>The Portrait of a young Jihad
>The mountains of Jihad
>Brave New Jihad
>The Critique of Pure Jihad
>Do robomuslims dreams of electric Jihads?
>The Jihad and its own.

[Anonymous No.17539213]

>>17539076
Keep it that way. I just watched one of her videos because I think she's cute and now I'm sad because she's not the girl I imagined she was...

[Anonymous No.17539217]

Call of the jihad
The jihad in the rain
If on a winter's night a jihad
Giles, goat-jihad
Letters to a young jihad
Confessions of an english jihad eater
Jihad in the time of cholera
Against the jihad
The jihad of otranto
Jihad's complaint
The feral jihad

[Anonymous No.17539220]

The Jihad of Wrath

[Anonymous No.17539229]

The Jihad society and its future.

[Anonymous No.17539303]

>>17539043
dont worry my man if it was just you and her left on earth she would definitely kill herself anyways

[Anonymous No.17539318]

>>17539202
>Do robomuslims dream of electric Jihads?

Kek anon, that was very good.

[Anonymous No.17539424]

Jihad of the Crocodile, alternatively Call of the Jihad
also Jihad Mover

[Anonymous No.17539704]

The Hall of Jihad
Brave New Jihad
Sentimental Jihad
Jihad Towns
The Sailor who Fell from Grace with Jihad
The Master of Jihad
Jihadoru

[Anonymous No.17539761]

>The Fellowship of the Jihad
>The Two Jihads
>The Return of the Jihad
>Infinite Jihad
>Jihad’s Rainbow
>As I Lay Jihading

[Anonymous No.17539805]

A frolic of jihad's own
Carpenter's jihad/jihad's gothic
Jihad agape
The love song of jihad alfred prufrock

[Anonymous No.17540056]

All quiet on the Western Jihad
The Mad and the Jihad
The Days Last More Than a Hundred Jihads
The Heart of a Lonely Jihadi (I would actually read this one)

[Anonymous No.17540088]

>>17539027
Why is she so perfect bros?

[Anonymous No.17540098]

>>17540088
Its too bad she only reads YA and schlock, but her sister is cuter anyways

[Anonymous No.17540101]

>>17540098
What does her sister look like and how can I get her to date me? I'm 6'2 if that helps

[Anonymous No.17540123]

>>17540101
>What does her sister look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axk5kGukvMs
>how can I get her to date me?
if I knew I would already be her boyfriend desu

[Anonymous No.17540148]

>>17540088
such a tiny head. women on average have 4 billion neurons than do men, but with her i would stretch it to...maybe 10 billion. all spent on verbal tilt/low creative cognition as well. wowza

[Anonymous No.17540185]

>>17540123
Kat is way cuter than her sister so that means we don't have to compete bro. Parfum was good, I'm glad it appeals to her too. That's something we can talk about on our first date

[Anonymous No.17540294]

Jihad against the Modern World
Traditional Jihad and Cosmic Cycles
The Ego and its Jihad
The Jihad of Steel
Critique of Pure Jihad
Twilight of the Jihad

[Anonymous No.17540331]

>>17540294
>Critique of Pure Jihad
>>17539202
Didn't realize that was already done.
Let me change it to
>Critique of Practical Jihad.

[Anonymous No.17540348]

Inshallah, Jihad Mover

[Anonymous No.17540377]

Tell you what she’s not attractive but I’d like to see her pale face flushed with red blood as she orgasms on my cock

[Anonymous No.17540425]

>>17539027
>Romeo and Jihad
>Lord of the Jihad
>The lion, the Jihad, and the wardrobe
>Jihad in wonderland

[Anonymous No.17541116]

>>17539072
>>17539076
>>17540088
>>17540098
>>17540101
>>17540123
>>17540148
>>17540185
>>17540377

I-is this h-he-her, /lit/bros?

[Anonymous No.17542111]

Jihad against The Modern World
Atlast Jihad
The Jihad of The Worlds
Animal Jihad

[Anonymous No.17542129]

>>17541116
>*s.jpg

[Anonymous No.17542145]

The Consolation of Jihad
The Sickness unto Jihad
Love in the Time of Jihad

[Anonymous No.17542682]

>>17541116
ants

[Anonymous No.17542715]

>The Jihad of Monte Cristo

[Anonymous No.17542860]

>>17539043
i don't think she's hot but she's cute and attractive enough.
no idea who she is though.

[Anonymous No.17544037]

>>17539027
> Notre Jihad de Paris

[Anonymous No.17544169]

>>17539027
Jihad's Rainbow
Infinite Jihad
The Sailor who fell from Grace with the Jihad
All the pretty Jihad
Difference and Jihad
Jihad and Time
The phenomenology of Jihad
A Thousand Jihad
Sentimental Jihad

[Anonymous No.17544366]

>>17539027
>Jihad Noumena
>Unqualified Jihads
>Jihadi Jest
>The Jihadist in Yellow
>At the Jihads of Madness
>Jihadist Slaughterhouse
>Finnegan’s Jihad
>Waiting For Jihad
>Krapp’s Last Jihad
>The Third Jihad
>Jihad Capital
>Tragedy & Jihad
>Conquest of Jihad
>Jihad of the West
>Jihad & Technics
>A Million Little Jihads
>Chicken Soup for the Jihad Soul
>On Jihadshit
>Jihad With The Wind
>Jihad Cantos
>Jihad Lost
>Call of the Jihad
>Ride the Jihad
>The Parralax Jihad

>>17539169
>Do Jihadists Dream of Electric Sneed


>>17539043
>>17540101
Her sister is more symmetrical and thus Chad. Adjacent adaptive gene stock, mousy serviceable cute

[Frater Asemlen !XS8vrClKs2 No.17544396]

Just out of curiosity I looked up her YouTube channel, and she has a video with her favorite books. The first one she brings up is written by John Green.

Is this really the level you guys go to? I can’t imagine she’s worth watching if she’s like this.

[Anonymous No.17544562]

>>17544396
We watch her because we think she's cute; if she was some 30 year-old roastie like the rest of booktube, we would pay her no attention

[Anonymous No.17545097]

Moby Jihad?

[Anonymous No.17546453]

Fun thread

[Anonymous No.17546499]

>Storm of Jihad
>The Temple of the Golden Jihad
>A Clockwork Jihad
>A Supposedly Fun Jihad I Will Never Do Again
>Jihliad