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If a cute girl asks me what my fav book is at the library, what is the one books I can say is my favorite that's gonna make her think I'm cool and sexy?

>> No.17666956

>>17666950
Sanctuary by William Faulkner.

>> No.17666978

Just be yourself, bro.

>> No.17667008

>>17666950
my diary desu

>> No.17667047

My Twisted Diary

>> No.17667049

>>17666950
Jane Eyre

>> No.17667071

The novelization of Space Jam

>> No.17667079

>>17666950
Don’t say just the book title, but what attributes of the book/author makes it compelling to you. Deflect back to the gash as soon as possible, because they love talking

>> No.17667084

>>17666950
Lolita, One Hundred Years of Solitude, or any Woolf.

>> No.17667117

>>17666950
Infinite Jest

>> No.17667137

my books are so autistic and schizo I'd just say I don't read much lol

>> No.17667214

>>17667137
what do you read tho?

>> No.17667216

>book
>make her think I'm cool and sexy

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
are you some kind of nerd?

the right answer to that question is:
lol idk i don't read books wanna get outta of here?

>> No.17667227

>>17667216
I don't think that works anymore anon it's not early 00s, now being an intellectual is trendy

>> No.17667249

>>17666978
This. Sooner or later she'll get to know you. You gain nothing by trying to appear to be anything besides what you are. You will be able to talk sincerely about your actual favorite book in a way that you won't if you're only trying to talk about the 'cool' book.

>> No.17667259

>>17667227
it's pretty simple dude: either she's attracted to you or not. the whole, "maybe if she gets to know my unique deep intellectual personality, she might become attracted to me" is just a cope and you will always end up a simp. she doesn't care that you're smart, unless she needs you to help her study or some other non-sexual benefit.

>> No.17667276

>>17667259
dunno some girls get more into you if you appear smart but yeah she needs to have at least SOME initial attraction to you

>> No.17667284

>>17667227
jej, anons here, especially /pol/tards who hate women, are so disconnected from reality they think you need to be an alpha chad with frosted tips to get laid

>> No.17667309

>>17667284
ok anon but you don't have to bring up politics in every thread because it makes the board unpleasant to read through

>> No.17667313

>>17666950
Industrial Society and It's Future

>> No.17667585

>>17666950
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
t. woman who actively cries to Sylvia Plath

>> No.17667596

>>17666950
The Bible

>> No.17668082

>>17666956
lel temple drake
We'd all've done it lads

>> No.17669139

>>17667585
OP said cute

>> No.17669166

>>17666950
Don Quijote

>> No.17669295

>>17666950
She's not going to think you're very cool and sexy when you can't even explain *why* you like said book.

>> No.17669588

>>17669139
I’m pretty cute not going to lie. OP should be reading Sylvia Plath regardless off attracting cute girls though.

>> No.17669671

>>17669588
>I’m pretty cute not going to lie.
prove it