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Behold the final boss of all pseuds.
>bland reworking of mythologies with little invention of his own, save autistic grammars of conlangs, and no sense of moral complexity
>clunky English, any sense of beauty sacrificed for the turgid exposition of family trees of a subdivision of elves (who didn't see the light)
>works so generic and palatable among plebs that they get made into movies
>works spawn a "window display during summer at Barnes and Noble with acne-scarred teens holding cold Starbucks beverages peering in to observe in passing"- tier subgenre that teems with the same mediocrity of the original pustule.
Name a bigger a pseud. You cannot; you shall not pass.

>> No.17692820

lol kill yourself

>> No.17692831

>>17692820
Cope

>> No.17693032

>>17692811
checked, based dubs truth poster.

>> No.17693078

>>17692831
Dilate

>> No.17693096

>>17692811
Stop seething.

>> No.17693108

More morally complex than the works you like

>> No.17693115

>>17692811
We get it you've never read Tolkein

>> No.17693119
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>>17693108
Yes, Tolkien far eclipses the moral complexity of Aeschylus

>> No.17693120

>>17692811
Dunning kruger

>> No.17693130

>>17692811
I bet you wish your massive autism would turn you into one of the world's most beloved authors and not just a neet who imagines the smell of anime girl farts.

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>>17693120
>Dunning Kruger

>> No.17693665

>>17692811
we had this thread yesterday