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17851079 No.17851079 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>lead the chosen people out of Egypt, freeing them from slavery
>lead them to the chosen land, given to us by God
>write and enforce the laws as God describes directly to me
>establish God's people as a true nation, leading them to victory after victory side by side with God
>after a righteous life, pass away peacefully, leaving the greatest legacy of any man so far having lived
>end up in hell because I wasn't alive to 'witness the light' of some hippie burnout 2000 years in the future.
mfw

Fuck you, Dante.

>> No.17851167

>>17851079
It was the first circle (limbo, so no suffering), and the hippie came to hell and harrowed you to the Father in Heaven. Not that bad.

>> No.17851873

>>17851167
WHY WAS I PUT IN HELL IN THE FIRST PLACE

>> No.17851875

>>17851873
what race are you?

>> No.17852450

>>17851873
because you died pre-harrowing

>> No.17852482

>>17851079
Moses et al. were in limbo until Jesus took them to Heaven.
But yeah it is pretty retarded that Abraham would've been in limbo at all.

>> No.17853230
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>>17851079
lol I thought this was going to be a meme about the Jews worshiping a golden calf after witnessing the parting of the red sea or the classic "why didn't moses just become pharoah?"

>> No.17853350

>>17851167
Based Dante, rescuing old men and shit