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Reading is the best way to encourage literacy in youth.
-Anonymous

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>> No.1803746

Crap, the page numbers are starting to mess up. Give me a second.

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>>1803741
>WOW! It's Gangsta.

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>>1803737

And those titties are the best way to encourage masturbation. .

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>>1803743
>Write shitty book about cholos fucking and dealing drugs.
>Dedicate it to your dead infant daughter.

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HP Scanning tool, I hate you so much.

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>> No.1803771

itt posters are jelly that aave is proving a more vibrant and dynamic dialect than swe

>> No.1803772

>>1803768

Why do niggers feel the need to write a short paragraph thanking every single person they've ever had even the slightest relationship with

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Ok, got the page thing sorted out, sound be coming fast now.

>> No.1803783

>>1803775
>First of all, punk ass nigga, I don't see no bitches around here unless yo' moms is around here somewhere.

Novel of the year, all years.

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>> No.1803803

>>1803775
>by me a nice pair of shoes

Goddamnit.

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With those file sizes on a Thursday I was hoping for something more than one page per image.

>> No.1803808

>>1803768
>THE KEYBOARD ASSASSIN IS OUTTA HERE!
Aaaaww yeeeaaah

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>>1803804
What, are you on dialup?
I could work on the file size, but that would take time and effort. I refuse to spend time and effort on this book

>> No.1803826

>>1803779
>After setting his black nine millimeter pistol on the couch next to him, he raised his right hand to his mouth and sipped black coffee from a mug that had the phrase keep ya friends close and ya enemies closer written on it.

Dat characterization. This Big Mo is not one to be crossed.

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>> No.1803828

>>1803809
>Dre couldn't say shit. He knew she was right.

Poor fucking Dre.

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I'm only going up to page 18, That's all you need to see where this is going.

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>> No.1803838

>>1803820
was reference to
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Lithursday

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>>1803820

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>>1803820
>Gimmie every inch of that black dick!

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>>1803838
Well, in that case, I guess I will go longer, for tradition's sake. But I'm not bothering to separate the pages anymore.

>> No.1803855

dis thread be all like infringement of copyright shit

bitch, you betta delete it fo we sic the WIPO on yo ass

garnishee yo mothafuck wages

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>> No.1803865

>>1803820
>her pink love house

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>> No.1803876

>>1803743

>Thank you's
>'

>dedicates first paragraph to Jesus

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I'm giving up after chapter 6, I'm tired.

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>>1803935
Forgot to mention, that was it.

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>mfw

>> No.1803990

I'll upload this to a zip.

>> No.1804031

http://www.mediafire.com/?s1v6vk0d1yy9lx4

>> No.1804067

Nigga u pay 15 dollas for dis shit?

>> No.1804085

>>1804067
Nope, my sister borrowed it from her coworker, and I thought /lit/ might be interested.

And while I'm replying, you should look at the other Life Changing Books.

http://www.lifechangingbooks.net/images/lcb_bookstore.html

>> No.1804104

>>1804085

>Life Changing Books
>Next Door Nympho
>wut

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>>1804104
>hasn't had his life changed by the nympho next door

I feel sorry for you, bro.

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>Mom, will you come back now that Dad can't molest me?

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>>1803737
mfw

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I’ve read a few street lit books so far, and wondered how this would be in comparison. If you have ever read a street lit book, you know someone is going to be killed and there will be drugs and sex. The killings in this book really surprised me. The sex in this book — it definitely gets the juices flowing. There was one part though that kinda made me sick. You will have to read it and just see what that’s all about.

There were quite a few characters in this book and in the beginning it was a little confusing, but the author really did a good job of making the characters come to life for me, and I got to know the characters a lot better throughout the book.

Overall this was a great read. It was full of action, of course I mentioned the intense sex, and it had twists and turns everywhere. I recommend this book and give it 4/5 diamonds and I will be buying the next book Mo’ Chedda because I want to see what happens next! He definitely hooked me and kept me wanting more at the end!

Average costumer review: 4.5/5 stars

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>> No.1805620

I can't believe this "Street Lit" trash expects to be taken seriously. It looks as obnoxious as the hip hop music it tries to emulate.

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>>1805620
AYO WHATS THAT U SAY BOUT HIP HOP NIGGA

STEP BACK STEP BACK Y"ALL DONT KNOW THEM LIKE THAT

>> No.1805719

>>1805626

Hip hop is mass-produced for teenagers that want to feel badass because they are listening to the lyrical equivalent of a Quentin Tarantino movie but without the humor. It also encourages racist stereotypes of African-Americans. More negative popular ideas about African-Americans have come from hip-hop than any other form of media.

>> No.1805722

this is fucking amazing. more.

>> No.1805728

>>1803775
>"Now beat it!"

>>1803779
>"a murderous group of weed selling thugs"

there's no way this writer is actually black. i'm not even black and i know enough to understand that 1) black people don't say shit like "now beat it!" and 2) nobody gets murdered for selling weed.

>> No.1805733

itt: racism

>> No.1805743

>>1805733

you know, i'd be the first person in line to defend books like this on the grounds of "at least it's getting a population that normally doesn't read to read." but after looking at the ACTUAL content and grammar, i can unequivocally say that this is total shit and does nothing to develop the vocabulary, grammar or critical reading skills of a disadvantaged population. in fact, it does quite the inverse, it only REINFORCES those bad habits.

here are some instances of awful fucking grammar.

>his five-man crew consisted of his self, his right hand man Bernie...
>Whenever muthafuckas got out of line or was slow on the dough...
>The diamond studs he wore in each one of his pointed ears shined like Windex on glass.

>> No.1805744

>>1805719
>without the humor

You should try listening to hip hop sometime. It might help you appear less idiotic.

>> No.1805751

>>1805744
Not the guy you're responding to, but please do recommend some. Popular hip hop seems to take itself so fucking seriously. I'd say Kanye West is pretty humourous, but I'm not entirely convinced he's aware of it.

>> No.1805762

>>1805751
Why not try babby tier, entry level Black Star?

>> No.1805767

>>1805728
Well, I'm black, from Cleveland, and scanned the book. The book's inaccurate, but not for those reasons. No one actually died for selling weed except for one, and he got fair warning.

>>1805751
Ludacris, OutKast, Eminem.

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>>1805728
This is him.

>> No.1805771

>>1805768
Ahahahaha thas me, aight.

>> No.1805772

>>1805767

>Eminem

You serious? He only has one mildly entertaining song

>> No.1805776

>>1805772
Ok. I still don't think he takes himself seriously, so he stays on the list.

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>>1804130
>A novel by various authors

>> No.1805779

>>1805762
Which is actually an amazing album, but is mostly serious. The re-make of Children's Story is black humor I guess. B-Boys will be Boys is just goofy.

Also, a lot of Biggie is funny, Kanye is pretty funny sometimes, Wu-Tang Clan et al. is probably the funniest rap.

>> No.1805781

No argument there. That's why I'm recommending it. It's a shame their solo projects never lived up to the glory. I much prefer Talib Kweli to Mos Def.

>> No.1805785

>>1805728

"Now beat it!" does sound like the whitest of white people trying to emulate a black person but people have been killed by selling weed, this actually does happen.

>> No.1805787

>>1805781
Kweli is a much better rapper. Mos Def is just a goofy guy who sometimes writes good stuff but usually has pretty good songs.

>> No.1805789

>>1805785
No, not really

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And now that I see people might care, I'll try and go up to page 55.

>> No.1805792

>>1805787
Reflection Eternal's Train of Thought was damn good.

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>I stand by what I said in 1860: the negro slaves have expired their usefulness and should be returned to their primitive villages in Africa.

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>>1805767
>>1805767
>Eminem
>Funny
okay then...

>>1805779
>>1805779
yeah Black Star did a decent album, saw them live the other day with Rakim aswell, was p sweet.

>>1805781
>>1805781
>I much prefer Talib Kweli to Mos Def.
>implying Black on Both Sides isn't better than any Talib Kweli solo project.

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>> No.1805805

>>1805791
>"CeCe walked through her front door mad as fuck."
>"CeCe wasn't mad though"

oh my

>> No.1805807

>>1805789

Buying a half eighth off your drug dealer no, but larger sales, yes this does happens, just like any other illegal substance thats being traded, when its being bought and sold in large quantities there are bound to be cases of people getting shot.

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NOW BEAT IT

>> No.1805818

>>1805807
If your dealer is stupid enough to sell half-eighths he deserves to get shot

>> No.1805819

>>1805818
fucking lol. If you aren't buying your weed in dime bags from Hells Angels in downtown Vancouver, you're doing it wrong.

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Sorry about that, scanner still giving me shit.

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>> No.1805863

>>1805854
Hey OP, can you please do another .zip if/when you finish?

>>1805819
Please stop constantly talking about Vancouver.

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And that's it for now. I'm surprised that /lit/ is so slow. Reminds me of the good old days on /jp/.

>> No.1805876

>>1805863
Sure, give me a minute, or really, 10 minutes.

>> No.1805896

Forgive my whiteness, but why 'chedda'? Cheddar is a mild-tasting English cheese...

>> No.1805876,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>1805869
Hey. It's nice to know someone from /jp/'s here.
I stopped caring/posting when /jp/'s ghost board posting was disabled. Might you be Arc?

>> No.1805906

And holy shit these tenses are all over the place.

>> No.1805913

>>1805896
Chedda is money. It's like Landan gangsta, innit blud.

And Mature Cheddar isn't mild. Fucking faggot mild cheddar eating cunt.

>> No.1805915

>>1805896

Chedda = money

>> No.1805916

http://www.mediafire.com/?2u2zhsdewhjjya6

>> No.1805918

>>1805913
Tell that to my muthafuckin' DANISH BLUE.

>> No.1805922

>>1805918
>DANISH BLUE
>girlslaughing.jpg
Go tell it to some Stilton bruv.