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hey /lit/ i wasn't clear last night my apologies when i asked someone for a decent fapping fantasy i could use to imagine my best friend. I wasn't asking for fappable books. I was asking if anyone had any decent concepts/situations i could use to mentally write in my head with her as the target of my sexual desires so that in turn i could fap to the mental image. she's on holiday/late honeymoon with her husband for a week

>> No.1834537

best thread on lit and no posts?

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>>1834537
So you say this is your favorite thread on /lit/?
Silly Anon, that's not how you spell "Pinkie Pie"!

>> No.1834568

>Norwegian Wood
>Invisible Man
>Siddhartha
>Chedda Boyz

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>> No.1834577

>>1834568
These are all the books that have given me boners, bro. Have fun.

>> No.1834588

>>1834516

Well you could have read at least one D H Lawrence book and received all the insight you would have needed if you had just heeded my instruction yesterday

But in any case, here you go:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/consummation/consummation-scene-lady-chatterleys-lo
ver-by-dh-lawrence-931187.html

>> No.1834589

basically you just want some sort of mini porn story you can substitute characters in or something?

>> No.1834591

literotica.com

>> No.1834630

>>1834588

Man - D.H. Lawrence is way too creepy to be sexy... Loerke's "ratty loins" have scarred me for life.

>> No.1834727

Really, /lit/? Not willing to break out the best for our friend in need? here, OP:

"I would like you to wear drawers with three or four frills one over the other at the knees and up the thighs and great crimson bows in them, I mean not schoolgirls' drawers with a thin shabby lace border, thigh round the legs and so thin that the flesh shows with a full loose bottom and wide legs, all frills and lace and ribbons, and heavy with perfume so that whenever you show them, whether in pulling up your clothes hastily to do something or cuddling yourself up prettily to be blocked, I can see only a swelling mass of white stuff and frills and so that when I bend down over you to open them and give you a burning lustful kiss on your naughty bare bum I can smell the perfume of your drawers as well as the warm odour of your cunt and the heavy smell of your behind.

Have I shocked you by the dirty things I wrote to you? You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you."

>> No.1834737

>>1834727

Oh god no! No! Stop!

>> No.1834755

>>1834737
no means YES

"I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

>> No.1834758

>>1834755

I think that is it. I can't even own a Joyce text anymore. I am done. I am giving them all away tomorrow to Salvation army. You have destroyed him for me. I can't even.. I don't even know

>> No.1834769

>>1834758
Really? I fap to that, and I'm not even kiddin'. I will probably read one of his works now because of it.

(Joseph Campbell's obsession with Finnegans Wake has also made me want to check Joyce out. It's still mainly the poop letters that do it for me, though.)

/lit/ - sophistication through porn

>> No.1834783

>>1834758
Oh you. So easily influenced.