&amp: editor is dead

[Anonymous No.18380985]

or under a range ban. didnt listen really. now form a line! and don't ask for seconds! heheh. i can write whatever i want here. mayo thompson - horses there, ive said it.

Better Late Than Never Edition;
or, Magazine Editor Simulator [PLEASE INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE]

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NEW JUNE ISSUE INCLUDES:
>saturated phats (drip drip)
>dogtooth pollywog (ass worship)
>comanche raiders (n word pass)
>fixer upperz (flail and dry)
>cult of depersonality (IRL or URL)
>decalcified documents (sloppy top secret)
>end times (just the tip)

DOWNLOAD POR GRATUIT:
https://lampbylit.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Lamp-007.pdf

STACK PAPER:
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[Anonymous No.18381237]

holy based

[Anonymous No.18381262]

No classifieds ;(

[Anonymous No.18381263]

basado

[Anonymous No.18381327]

>>18380985
You're weird, m8. This reeks of post-modernist retardation. Stop trying to be zany.

[Anonymous No.18381343]

>>18380985
Fresh as always, can't believe /lit/ won the pulitzer, so crazy.

[Anonymous No.18381364]

Is it a good or bad thing that mine is the very last thing in there?

[Anonymous No.18381411]

>>18381364
it's good :)

[Anonymous No.18381479]

Fuck off Gardner

[Anonymous No.18381504]

>>18381327
you mom is zany

[Anonymous No.18381578]

>>18380985
Alex Bienstock started off good. felt like a parody of a vice profile from around 2011. But it was too long and got too absurd.

Racial Sensitivity Training was the best.

Area 22 was funny.

The one about the train was boring but well written.

It took me half an hour to find my own poems.
The declassified section was confusing. I read the background before I read the actual text.

I have not read it all and I don't plan to.
There have been better issues.

[Anonymous No.18381637]

>>18380985
Is this issue gonna be on lulu? magcloud left an annoying white space on the side last time I got it from there.

[Anonymous No.18381881]

Somebody should actually work that dog - locomotive idea into something

[Anonymous No.18382724]

>>18381479
I don't get the &amp connection
I'm assuming the &amp guy needs to contribute at least a few pages each month to get by
I read the amazon preview for one of gardner's books out of morbid curiosity and it reads like it was written by a child
which follows that you would expect parts of &amp to read like that, but nothing in there has been close sinking to those depths yet
but then i thought the &amp gardner interview was a shitpost satire so maybe i am a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.18383299]

>>18380985
I wanted to like the Arda story after the nice opening sentences and urban vibes, but the dialogue sank it.

Nahma anon is better. Thought I detected ESL, but the story was nice.

What I did at University is odd.

With Racial Sensitivity Training the magazine is going recursive now? Digital flowers was a lovely touch.

[Anonymous No.18384079]

bbbased looking forward to getting into it

[Anonymous No.18384259]

Always nice to see another one

[Anonymous No.18384630]

>>18383299
>Checked

Nahma anon here. Native English speaker, but I get those vibes too. There was something repetitive and a little stale in describing everything. I'm glad you liked the story. I wanted it to have myth/fable vibes.

Also, fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.18384635]

>You're weird, m8. This reeks of post-modernist retardation. Stop trying to be zany.

[Anonymous No.18385632]

prushian design remains peak. no classifieds?

so far ive enjoyed the declarified (a common theme is nice but some of them didnt fit there) but for some reason the best ones are always the gay ones. almost moved by the sentiment of that one. balad of boston scruggs left me unshook. lizard comic was very nice even though its litteraly just the "the fall looked really bad. pandemic? tomboys? globohomo? what are you talking about? now help us conquer constantinople" meme

now ill read all the long ones

[Anonymous No.18385891]

>>18384635
Highly based

[Anonymous No.18385930]

>>18380985
Declassified documents are badass

[Anonymous No.18386422]

Please insult my stories (speed of ice and ai story)

Heres the stuff I liked:
leezard comic :)
racial sensitivity training
the first untitled one (favorite)
shit yourself in exotic places
the whole prophiles thing is a nice idea, but all the people were pretty xd randum or retarded

overall yall need to shorten your damn stories and stop using first person so much, i'm reading and all I can think is how many times yous repeat the word I. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Also personally I want to see some non ironic interviews with no fluff I think that would be cool.

[Anonymous No.18386510]

>>18386422
>yall

[Anonymous No.18386564]

>>18386510
silence city slicker

[Anonymous No.18387663]

bump. im still reading this one but 005 arrived in the mail and i was thinking of doing a close reading thread for it later since i liked a lot of the pieces from that. would anons be interested?

[Anonymous No.18387844]

eggplant and racial sensitivity so far are the best, but pretty good issue all around
>>18387663
sure, I never read five.

[Anonymous No.18387926]

>>18387663
Yeah bro

[Anonymous No.18387969]

>>18387663
ye, drop it once this thread dies.

[Anonymous No.18389246]

>>18387663
Do people actually buy these?

[Anonymous No.18390111]

>>18389246
sure, why not?

[Anonymous No.18390124]

>>18389246
i haven't yet but i will

[Anonymous No.18390156]

why can't they just put individual stories up on a website and people can click on the ones they like? Downloading a 9000 MB pdf to read a bunch of text is the worst

[Anonymous No.18390271]

>>18386422

Hey, I did untitled 1, and thanks. The "I" thing is troublesome. I don't want my dude referring to himself in the third person non-stop, and since he does shit in the story the bet solution I could find was to not use it too often as a sentence starter.

In turn, to insult your story, maybe there's too much passive? "This idea was initially met with intense and wild skepticism" is a little weird when talking about a 2 man team. Makes the two dudes feel less distinct which spoils the twist. Mostly though, I think there's a lot of ideas like

> any question and vote the AI could present to its people devolved into one side versus the other, thus a near 50-50 result

Which are funny as shit, but need to be given some space to open up and breathe instead of just being tossed-off like that. Yes, I am telling a L&mp contributor to make his story longer.

[Anonymous No.18391381]

>>18390156
They do, it's on the articles tab of the website I believe

[Anonymous No.18391832]

>>18391381
It's still in the same shitty format. You still have to download a pdf or even worse, a zip file full of other pdfs. Ffs, put text on the screen

https://lampbylit.com/magazine/works/

[Anonymous No.18392043]

>>18391832
thats the works tab. theres text versions on the article tab

https://lampbylit.com/magazine/lamp/

but only the ones that submitted thru the website show up there automatically. many of my favorites are lackin

[Anonymous No.18392112]

>>18381327
>https://LampByLit.com
Man how the hell did we filter the s plant but we still haven't filtered post-modernism and post-modernist

[Anonymous No.18392822]

>>18390111
>why not?
why spend 20 dollars on something you can read online for free.

[Anonymous No.18392842]

>>18392822
for the memories? or for coffee table aesthetics? let's be real, most people are probably buying it because they contributed. also $20 isn't too much, considering it's nearly a hundred pages.

[Anonymous No.18393290]

>>18392822
its nice to hold and to look at

[Anonymous No.18393615]

>>18392822
I hope you don't own any physical books with an attitude like that

[Anonymous No.18393667]

>>18380985
how do I submit something for print? the web says to contact you through /lit/

[Anonymous No.18393946]

>>18393667
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.18393987]

>>18380985
nice

[Anonymous No.18393997]

>>18380985
ALL HAIL THE CARETAKER

[Anonymous No.18394362]

>>18393946
thanks

[Anonymous No.18394908]

>>18384630
really enjoyed nahma. the prose diagnosis is on point but it still ended up having a really cozy and intriguing atmosphere. it resonated on a similar frequency to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NPY-gWrW6k&ab_channel=Nokzen

[Anonymous No.18395480]

>>18393997

[Anonymous No.18395667]

>>18392043
This a magazine is a collection of shitposts

https://lampbylit.com/magazine/estel/

[Anonymous No.18396010]

>>18395667
well that depends on what you mean by "shitpost"

would you be interested in reading some of my literature on this problem?

(https://lampbylit.com/magazine/))

[Anonymous No.18396088]

>>18396010
no you stupid faggot, I already told you that I'm not downloading or reading on a pdf

[Anonymous No.18396917]

>>18395667
that's not fair some of us worked really hard on those shit posts

[Anonymous No.18397690]

>>18380985
Do the physical copies still have printing errors?

[Anonymous No.18398280]

>>18397690
Id wait for it to come out on lulu.com