/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18487384]

>father is a old man, usually rich and a self made man to some degree if he isn't some kind of noble, probably harsh to abusive, might have had a affair
>mother is either an angel that tried to reign in her husband or the lynchpin of all the abuse that happens to this family
>older brother/son is a "liberal"/rebel, normally in direct conflict with the father or on the best way to follow his fathers steps
>little brother normally idolizes his big bro, tends to be stupid
>daughter normally either is a whore that fucks someone that gets the family in trouble or is a pure princess
This is every family novel (Buddenbrooks, Brothers Karamazov, ect).

[Anonymous No.18487407]

>>18487384
Imagine sex with her

[Anonymous No.18487469]

>>18487384
Holy shit, what an atomic piece of pussy

[Anonymous No.18487512]

*disproves u*

[Anonymous No.18487522]

>>18487407
>her

[Anonymous No.18487547]

>>18487512
The fuck are you talking about?

>Drunk and abussive father
>Bitch mother
>Literally retard brother
>Liberal and suicide brother
>Slut daughter

[Anonymous No.18487555]

>>18487407
>>18487469
thats a man lol

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18487564]

>>18487522
>>18487555
Everyone knows who she is, b/tard

[Anonymous No.18487567]

>>18487384
Grapes of Wrath has 3/5

[Anonymous No.18487578]

>>18487547
>Drunk and abussive father
Only became a drunk after quentin died and he wasn't really abusive unless you count dabbing on quentin's mental state with simple conversation and jason being a little bitch abuse
>Bitch mother
Fair
>Literally retard brother
Also fair
>Liberal and suicide brother
Quentin wasn't really liberal. The man outright refused to stop thinking of black people as niggers, he even made a point about it. Hell, his personal philosophy was founded on rejecting modernity
>Slut daughter
Caddy is NOT a slut
You also left out the most important part of the family dynamic, jason

[Anonymous No.18487591]

>>18487578
>Caddy is NOT a slut
Anon I...
>You also left out the most important part of the family dynamic, jason
Yeah, he was a good character

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18487593]

>>18487384
>ect)
The abbreviation of etcetera is etc.
There is no “ect” and it certainly isn’t pronounced excetra

[Anonymous No.18487606]

>>18487555
even better

[Anonymous No.18487634]

>>18487564
Perfect for you butters.

[Anonymous No.18487636]

>>18487578
>Caddy is NOT a slut
Go look at your murmuring bones again Quentin

[Anonymous No.18487639]

>>18487593
*rapes you*
0w0 sowwy, did i do that???

[Anonymous No.18487647]

>>18487384
>fake tits
>fake face
2/10 I'll pass

[Anonymous No.18487654]

>>18487384
I guess that kind of constellation must have been common.

[Anonymous No.18487674]

>>18487384
>>18487593
Ugly. If you’re posting jezebel bait to get responses to your topic then post an actually attractive woman who isnt covered in a pound of makeup and making a pushup work serious overtime.

[Anonymous No.18487680]

>>18487564
So is it your responsibility to defend it as a fellow tranny?

[Anonymous No.18487714]

>>18487593
Ec tessera

[Anonymous No.18487718]

>>18487384
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[Anonymous No.18487719]

>>18487674
>>18487647
Samefag

[Anonymous No.18487738]

>>18487719
>simping for a 2/10
This is the reason society is fucked up today. Have some fucking balls.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488162]

>>18487738
>balls
>floppy fragile and gross looking
Why would anybody want to be floppy and fragile?

[Anonymous No.18488167]

>>18488162
I don't know ask your mother why she prefers my balls in her mouth

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488174]

>>18488167
The absurdity of this dis

[Anonymous No.18488184]

>>18487564
Is there a rule against buttersposting?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488195]

>>18488184
It’s disrespectful. People who don’t like me certainly don’t want to see my mug.

[Anonymous No.18488202]

>>18488174
hey i just joined this board and I don't know who you are or why everyone is such a dick to you. Could you fill me in?

[Anonymous No.18488205]

>>18488174
Butterfly please post a picture wearing a sundress and sandals

[Anonymous No.18488215]

>>18488195
I was going to troll but this is the most based response you've ever given me.
Respect.

[Anonymous No.18488226]

>>18488174
It's true, women love sucking on balls. I have nice balls what can I say

[Anonymous No.18488240]

>>18488195
This.

[Anonymous No.18488316]

>>18488195

> :3

[Anonymous No.18488345]

>>18488195
U make me bust Mommi, can you take a new pic for the board?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488428]

>>18488345
I've changed a lot since that last pic

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488443]

>>18488428
Just some sparse grey hairs and more wrinkles.
Slimmer, but not so’s you’d notice

[Anonymous No.18488445]

>>18488428
We want to see you, you know it would drive this board crazy.

[Anonymous No.18488448]

>>18488428
You haven't changed at all. You'll get drunk again and come back for attention and we'll give you it.

[Anonymous No.18488460]

>>18488443
Show me da pouuuuussssssiiiii pics Mommi.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488497]

>>18488445
Look guys, I'll just be honest. You guys scare me. I've noticeably aged and I don't think I could handle the criticism. Why do you guys want to see my face so bad?

[Anonymous No.18488511]

>>18488497
So i can bust to a nice good pic of butters turned milf. Maybe deepfake onto a brandi love vid too that shit b nice.

[Anonymous No.18488574]

>>18487593
I'd think youd promote natural beauty as one of the ways we can liberate ourselves from a distorted male fantasy instituted socially and compounded by capitalist exploitation. In short, post an all natty pic head to toe naked just as God made you, and, in the process, free us from our chains. Show us your living flower!

[Anonymous No.18488585]

>>18488574
Wow. Butters can be a ladyman icon.

[Anonymous No.18488604]

>>18487407
"Her" body is like 20% plastic and "her" face isn't even real.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488676]

>>18488604
This >>18488574 is covered in makeup.
She’s a shallow girl. Pretty but shallow.

>>18488497
I just said I barely aged. I know why they want more pics. Stop impersonating.

[Anonymous No.18488688]

>>18488604
That's probably 80% of women nowadays, pretty sad.

[Anonymous No.18488797]

>>18488604
>>18488688
People have been saying this shit for 20 years and its never been true

[Anonymous No.18488836]

>>18488797
Take a look at the average woman today.

Fake breasts, lip fillers, cheek fillers

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488847]

>>18488836
>Take a look at the average porn pic I have on my computer!
>Disgusting!

[Anonymous No.18488857]

>>18488836
That's not the average woman. It's terrible when you see it, but you out yourself as a shut-in when you say shit like this.

[Anonymous No.18488871]

>>18488847
>>18488857
Go outside and walk the streets sometimes, check the bars and restaurants.

Fake hair, often dyed. Tattoos, fake tits, fake lips, fake face. It's absurd.

[Anonymous No.18488872]

>>18488836
These are dark times, me lad. You are so right.

[Anonymous No.18488873]

>>18488836
Agree. Women are most attractive when they are modest, young and Christian.
Very sad to see old women, 24+ try to maintain their lost youth with pounds of makeup, expensive hairdos, provocative clothing and plastic fake stuff

Ladies of you're over 20 and not married you messed up!

[Anonymous No.18488879]

>>18488871
Grow up and get some pussy

[Anonymous No.18488884]

>>18487547
As I Lay Dying

[Anonymous No.18488892]

>>18488871
I'm out all of the time, I don't see it.

[Anonymous No.18488904]

>>18488879
>>18488892
>simping for 2/10s
Sad!

[Anonymous No.18488907]

>>18488904
?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488908]

>>18488871
You live in Beverly Hills, anon.

>>18488872
Nice

[Anonymous No.18488909]

>>18488871
I moved to a 3rd world country where 98 percent of the women look normal and healthy and modest, skirts are common, long long hair is the norm. No tats, no nose rings, no purple hair no mini skirts....(those are only for prostitutes here) When I visit the West I get culture shock at how freaky and degenerate the women are, not just sexually but many women dress like men and have buzzcuts, absurd. while young 12 year girls are emulating grown hag sluts. Sad.

[Anonymous No.18488912]

>>18488836
>Take a look at the average attractive* woman today.
FTFY

[Anonymous No.18488916]

>>18488904
Your girl left you because you wouldn't eat her ass like a real man would. Grow up and eat booty.
Implants are sexy as fuck too. Not always, but there's a reasom people want them.

[Anonymous No.18488917]

>>18488907
Sad!

>>18488908
I have never visited California actually, but I doubt it's worth to visit these days.

[Anonymous No.18488920]

>>18487384
Yes OP. You should know by now that there is nothing new under the sun.

[Anonymous No.18488921]

>>18488916
>Implants are sexy as fuck too. Not always, but there's a reasom people want them.
Simps and mental issues combined leads to such travesties

[Anonymous No.18488924]

>>18488916
>Implants are sexy as fuck too.
Implants looks disgustingly unnatural and phony.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18488927]

>>18488909
Fuck the uniform
https://youtu.be/7anIMf-fDzg

[Anonymous No.18488941]

>>18488924
Agree to disagree, they often make attractive women stunning women.
Still, lets not act like you wouldn't grill a woman for having small tits too.

[Anonymous No.18488955]

>>18488941
>Agree to disagree, they often make attractive women stunning women.
I know a woman who had a nice ass and legs but small tits. She later ruined her perfect and natural body with ugly and obviously phony tits. Sad!

[Anonymous No.18488959]

>>18488909
The clothes are as big an issue for men these days sadly. But I agree, it's deteriorated.

>>18488927
This would be good if it wasn't trying to go for some sloppy hippy style. Clean it up.

[Anonymous No.18488965]

>>18488927
That looks nice, not degenerate.

[Anonymous No.18488968]

>>18488941
>Still, lets not act like you wouldn't grill a woman for having small tits too.
Unironically it's only women who care about this shit.

[Anonymous No.18489019]

>>18488857
>>18488847
You'd have to be a complete idiot or simp or both to believe that women aren't significantly more augmented today than they were even 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.18489040]

>>18488955
A+ trolling
>>18488968
About tit size? No. Im a man. About other ppl grilling women for having little tits? I wouldnt do it - my gf has small tits - but most "fake tits r ugly" incels are also "but her tits r so tiny :/" faggots. Just true.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18489041]

>>18489019
You are browsing too much porn and/or imagining it.

[Anonymous No.18489066]

>>18489040
>most "fake tits r ugly" incels are also "but her tits r so tiny :/" faggots.
Those are just tastes and preferences, man. Some men like naturally big tits and some like small tits. Some degens like fake tits. What's the issue here exactly?

[Anonymous No.18489074]

>>18489041
what happened to your trip code anyway whys it different how can i trust you are the girl i want to see in flip flops and a sun dress smiling

[Anonymous No.18489079]

>>18489074
bG is the real one

[Anonymous No.18489081]

>>18489074
it's a larp. real butters left a year ago. you can see this in the way she argues with people.

[Anonymous No.18489083]

>>18489041
Okay mods, hear me out: Can we get a butters quarantine thread so all butters related convo can go in it? I have so many ideas for topics.
Can we post pics of how butters probably looks today?
Butters book recs?
Is butters a man or a woman?
Space for butters erotica/fanfic?
Butters Takes On All Comers section where butters argues politics and gender roles with serious people?
Etc.

[Anonymous No.18489098]

>>18489081
yeah ive been thinking for a while that she doesnt feel authentic but ive been bored lately and thought it might be funny to harass the account for pictures.

[Anonymous No.18489101]

>>18489041
>You are browsing too much porn and/or imagining it.
No, I just work in retail and have a huge sample size to go off (80% of retail consumers of women).

[Anonymous No.18489112]

>>18487384
Refuted by Stoner, literally no character falls into any of this

[Anonymous No.18489121]

>>18489101
Most "attractive" women are phony-bodied, right? Tits and face being the most popular areas.

[Anonymous No.18489123]

>>18489121
No

[Anonymous No.18489142]

>>18489121
Phony-faced and -haired more than anything. Most women have completely average skinny-fat bodies.

[Anonymous No.18489282]

>>18488574
Spics always look like they're exhausted after a long day of chewing limes.

[Anonymous No.18489322]

>>18488676
>Pretty but shallow

If you cut her, does she not bleed? The world-weary detachment from her own identity is pathos-laden tale of 21st century Gestel. Have some compassion.

[Anonymous No.18489344]

>>18489041
This has to be fake butters. Acting too based.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18489351]

>>18489322
Kind words. I do have compassion for her. It takes a lot for me to hate someone

[Anonymous No.18489398]

>>18487578
>Quentin wasn't really liberal. The man outright refused to stop thinking of black people as niggers, he even made a point about it. Hell, his personal philosophy was founded on rejecting modernity

Sounds like being liberal now

Let's celebrate another black centric month bro

[Anonymous No.18489447]

>>18489351
And yet you go for the statuesque, noir iconic presentation of 'the bombshell' by Laszlo Willinger when George Hurrell was the most compassionate, displaying the candor and ennui of one Hedwig Eva Maria trapped in two dimensions General-Zod-in-Superman-2-style (beautiful shallow depth of field to highlight the medium's distorting artificiality.) You need to interrogate your own internalised lack of aesthetic respect for your fellow broads.

[Anonymous No.18489578]

>>18488202
Kek. /lit/ has a few tripfags, they are generally hated. Also, a woman. Butters is probably the most visible because she is *always* on. CUMGENIUS is imho infinitely worse. If you can't deal with insipid neechum-obsessed (and misreading) lesbian normie, but an actual pedo fag that capslock everything is fine, I wanna fucking throw you in the oven right along with him.

[Anonymous No.18489638]

>>18489578
ive never seen the cum man say anything pedophilic, why do people always say this

[Anonymous No.18489646]

>>18489638
You clearly haven't looked enough, he was defending it in a thread not even two weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.18489683]

>>18487578
the whole point of the book is that Caddy is a slut *because* her family is incapable of loving her adequately. Jason merely ties the story together and represents the total collapse. Most important part of the family dynamic is Caddy <-> Quentin

[Anonymous No.18489907]

>>18489040
For the record I have never heard a single man or any of my male friends comment about how small someone's tits are unless they are freakishly small and the "girl" in question has a buzz cut/masculine hair style and we are trying to suss out if it is trans or not. Usually doesn't even get to that point because small tit girls look like they have bigger asses by comparison. I've only ever heard and participated in comments about how huge some girls tits are. Most small tit focused talk is perpetrated by women. Men just like tits as long as they are even slightly existent (A cup on a skinny girl and b cup on a fat girl)

[Anonymous No.18490447]

>>18487384
What about 100 Years of Solitude?
>father is a pioneer king that loves alchemy and invention
>mother is the pillar of the family and keeps everyone's head on their shoulders
>big brother is a fucking giant that likes to waltz in and steal his cousin from her husband
>little brother becomes a murderous latino commander and fucks a little girl
>daughter eats dirt

[Anonymous No.18490565]

>>18490447
rebeca wasn't technically their daughter; amaranta was. She was something of a pure princess (if you ignore when she had sex with that 12 year old boy and that she went crazy after denying pietro crespi and the other general).