>This Is Bong Water

[Anonymous No.18541244]

[Anonymous No.18541312]

>>18541244
About all it's worth.

[Anonymous No.18541629]

>>18541244
Post face again I'm in love with you even though you do drugs and probably don't actually read

[Anonymous No.18541663]

>>18541244
That's actually pretty cool. Hey to anyone reading this. What's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked out of?
I think for me its a broken microphone, my musician friend had a broken microphone so he kinda just dented the top and it worked as a natural filter

[Anonymous No.18541671]

>>18541244
>>18541629
Saved it from last time
It's my wallpaper now

[Anonymous No.18541677]

>>18541663
Lol do you know if it was a condenser or dynamic mic?

[Anonymous No.18541684]

>>18541663
I dunno, probably cans when I was a a teenager. I had an ex that made one of those neon dinosaur plastic juice cups. Other than that maybe just mcgiver bongs you would make out of gatorade bottles and pens and shit. Not much I can remember that was noteworthy, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.18541706]

>>18541671
Based. I hate that I always fall for these types of girls, they always end being absolute trainwrecks who want to move in with you two months into the relationship before being forced (sometimes literally) kick them out a week later.

[Anonymous No.18541733]

>>18541671
Even more of a dead giveaway then the obvious red flags here is that little spinner ring... for any young guys looking at this those silly spinner rings are an even bigger giveaway that she will completely fuck your life up then a "Daddy Issues" forehead tattoo

[Anonymous No.18541754]

>>18541671
Hideous

[Anonymous No.18541786]

>>18541663
I made a pipe out of large stick

[Anonymous No.18541810]

>>18541663
Girl friends vagina. Stuck the bowl from the bong and a straw in and lit up. Tasted kind of weird, she got a little buzzed from it.

[Anonymous No.18542043]

>>18541706
>>18541733
Fucking this. I've dated enough girls like this when I was younger to where when I see one looking like that, it's like an evolutionary repellent. Like when a poisonous snake has certain colored bands on it's body that an animal can easily recognize as a danger to their life.

[Anonymous No.18542047]

>>18541663
A joint because I'm not a faggot American

[Anonymous No.18542054]

>>18541671
would eat ass but not fuck stanky pussy/10

[Anonymous No.18542082]

>>18542043
How did you break the habit? I always fall for it. By the time I enter her apartment and step into the messy room and see the fairy lights and skull tapestry hanging from the wall it's too late.

[Anonymous No.18542189]

>>18541671
You fucking bitch why the fuck aren't you my wife

[Anonymous No.18543414]

>>18542043
too real... i'm dating a chick right now who is just like her. It's a complete train wreck but the sex is great. hopefully it can last a little longer, I hate having to look for love again

[Anonymous No.18543444]

>>18543414
Why is this becoming so common....

[Anonymous No.18543481]

>>18541244
ive been reading it for a few weeks, almost finished. i quite enjoy it.

so far my opinion is that its a few pages of pure humanity distilled into words, in amongst almost incoherent rambling.

now that im getting towards the end, the narrative is coming together for me and im enjoying putting the pieces together. looking forward to a reread after its settled in my mind a bit too.

[Anonymous No.18543927]

>>18541663
>>18541671
What is it with potheads and trying every possible way to smoke weed out of shit they probably shouldnt be heating up and inhaling?

[Anonymous No.18543935]

>>18543444
Checked and society is decaying

[boredrillard No.18543944]

>>18541671
how big is her dick ^~^

[Anonymous No.18544018]

>>18541244
i havent smoked weed from a copy of IF but i have snorted meth off it. i've never read IF and most likely never will, but i feel like i still got the full experience

[Anonymous No.18544023]

>>18544018
FUCK meant IJ obviously, i dunno where the fuck i got an F from

[Anonymous No.18544031]

>>18544023
Not surprised an addled meth head fucked that up, you remind me of my old roommate (who also smoked ice).

[Anonymous No.18544074]

>>18544031
i've done meth exactly seven times in a five year span, i just like to have a good time

[Anonymous No.18544103]

>>18541244

[Anonymous No.18544112]

>>18544074
Yeah, normal people usually do shit like meth a whole 0 times in a five year span. Fucking loser drug addict

[Anonymous No.18544122]

[Anonymous No.18544137]

>>18544103
what's is it about Mira that makes people act like this? is it magic?

[Anonymous No.18544158]

i'm just a silly girl haha

[Anonymous No.18544165]

>>18544112
>using a drug a single-digit number of times in your entire life is an addiction
retard

[Anonymous No.18544195]

>>18541244
What book should get bonged next?

[Anonymous No.18544198]

>>18544165
>I'm not addicted, I swear
t. every addict ever

[Anonymous No.18544202]

>>18544198
hey addict haha :3

[Anonymous No.18544204]

la criatura...

[Anonymous No.18544206]

>>18544198
how can i be addicted to a substance i havent so much as touched at any point in the last 18 months?

[Anonymous No.18544217]

>>18544206
Good job, now you'll just have to keep that up till the end of your life to beat your addiction.

[Anonymous No.18544225]

>>18541671
what's with the simps she isn't even good looking

[Anonymous No.18544226]

>>18544206
The fact that you would even try something like that once is enough to completely revoke your humanity and shame you. Junkie

[Anonymous No.18544227]

>>18544217
t. crocodile

[Anonymous No.18544229]

>>18544195
>>18544158
Is this same girl?

[Anonymous No.18544231]

>>18544226
>medicine shaming
be more chud I dare u

[Anonymous No.18544235]

>>18544195
do Ducks, Newburyport please, but make it nice glass this time

[Anonymous No.18544237]

>>18544231
Just say "faggot" or "retard" you won't hurt my feelings

[Anonymous No.18544247]

>>18544237
poor lil buck just buckled under that pressure huh?

[Anonymous No.18544255]

>>18544226
t. Coward
If you can't take the heat get the fuck up out the kitchen, pussy

[Anonymous No.18544258]

>>18544247
Got me Mr. Goldensteinsheckleburg you broke me back to the fields for massah

[Anonymous No.18544262]

>>18544247
>>18544231
Funny how I can clearly tell that your a women from the way you type. Show hand

[Anonymous No.18544265]

>>18544255
Nah, eat shit degenerate please take more drugs I hope the narcan doesn't work

[Anonymous No.18544266]

>>18544262
no free hand pics, pervie

[Anonymous No.18544270]

>>18544255
Hi, Bret! Why are you up so early?

[Anonymous No.18544272]

>>18544266
You're probably discount Ramona flowers from that earlier pic if not some other empty head broad with fairy lights in her room and really likes super heroes. Time for the choker necklace to come off sweetheart little stick and poke tattoos/cats will never fullfill you like a nice husband and a baby will

[Anonymous No.18544283]

>>18544272
>jesting this hard
careful mario

[Anonymous No.18544290]

>>18544283
Or what princess peach?

[Anonymous No.18544292]

>>18544226
Dude chill are you iced out or something

[Anonymous No.18544299]

>>18544292
Why cause I can read you like a book and btfo'ing tards is a fun pass time.

[Anonymous No.18544314]

>>18541244
be the jest, anons

[Anonymous No.18544328]

>>18544314
Shill yourself harder I've seen your stupid grin way more times than necessary lately go bait some incels on /r9k/ if you want attention. I refuse to believe you've read anything but wikipedia synopsis in your entire life you probobly just own a couple of books because you want to be the "haha weird quirky smart girl who reads. aren't I unique anons?" (A: No)

[Anonymous No.18544337]

>>18544328
>take cover, anons!

[Anonymous No.18544345]

>>18544337
>When you think you're some quirky gamer girl, but actually just have some unresolved trauma.

Which parent?

[Anonymous No.18544361]

>>18544345
does talking like this profit you anywhere?

[Anonymous No.18544371]

>>18544361
Yes

[Anonymous No.18544372]

>>18541663
The best (as in most efficient) device to smoke weed is considered by my american friend here as weird, even though it's quite popular here.
Bongs look really pretentious compared to these (I don't know the word in English).

[Anonymous No.18544385]

>>18544372
I've always called these "buckets" or gravity bongs.

[Anonymous No.18544386]

>>18544372
You people disgust me

[Anonymous No.18544387]

>>18544372
Gravity bong

[Anonymous No.18544390]

>>18544372
we call that Hal-ing haha

[Anonymous No.18544398]

>>18544386
Agreed. Look at this depraved way these animals are consuming some burning leaves so that they can feel dizzy for a couple minutes.

[Anonymous No.18544400]

>no jest

[Anonymous No.18544403]

>>18544345
>>18544372
>>18544385
>>18544387
>>18544398
acab & fuck 12

[Anonymous No.18544422]

>>18541671
Why do /lit/anons simp for ugly chicks with this aesthetic

[Anonymous No.18544426]

>>18544400
Lol there we go the root of that trauma we were talking about... I notice for a young girl your room really doesn't have a lot of pictures with of friends. I can see some "I'm quirky" art work you painted yourself in five minutes pretending to be artistic and interesting, then I see a really old dresser... seems a little small, but I guess that's why you have those boxes opened up in your closet probably to keep some of your clothes in. Big fan of the thrift shop shirts you have in that closet too which I can tell you don't wear often because you don't actually like them. Also strange for a girl to not have a big mirror on the closet instead of that tinny one that makes you feel "thinnner" then when you look into other mirrors right? Is that what this attention seeking is? Self-esteem problem? We all know why you put in your feet, but made sure to crop the picture at specific places (reason the size of the photos is so drastically different on each picture you post)

[Anonymous No.18544445]

>>18544426
ewww...creepy!

[Anonymous No.18544474]

>>18544445
Seethe bitch. Can't wait for 95 lbs Cody to stop hooking up with you on his twin sized matress at moms house whenever he's bored so you can enjoy that piss smell in your dirty studio apartment after a nice long midnight shift at Wendys

[Anonymous No.18544478]

>>18544474
umm stop replying to my messages

[Anonymous No.18544490]

>>18544474
Also simping anons this chick will never sleep with you she already has a few fwb's she's hoping will one day love her and by the time those men move on she'll get pretty fat and those zit scares on her face will start to crack and get very noticeable very fast.

[Anonymous No.18544497]

>>18544490
>>18544474
>>18544426
who hurt you (but seriously stop vomiting all your insecurities and hangups across the thread).

[Anonymous No.18544501]

>>18544478
Aww, but I'm having fun and you're getting lots of attention right now. Isn't that what you wanted? Because I kind of noticed.... you're not saying much but still clearly reading what I have to say....

[Anonymous No.18544520]

>>18544497
>who hurt you
pic related.

go back

[Anonymous No.18544530]

>>18544497
Nah, I'm publishing my book report right now on "The Misadventures of The Unloved". I find that it's a fascinating read with a lot of dark themes scattered around if you read between the lines and pay close enough attention.

[Anonymous No.18544564]

Any anons confirm that she is actually Mira? If so I found some pretty funny things.

[Anonymous No.18544924]

>>18541244
if you don't love Mira, maybe go-to therapy

[Anonymous No.18544937]

>>18544924
thank you, anon

[Anonymous No.18545000]

>>18544937
don't mention it, queen. thank you for the fire tweets

[Anonymous No.18545139]

>>18544225
95% are making fun if her

[Anonymous No.18545270]

>>18545139
Those are usually mira

[Anonymous No.18545627]

>>18545270
Cope harder for that ugly stupid bitch