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1856494 No.1856494[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are psuedo intellectual elitists who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever beaten Bio Shock 2? Can you tri-force?
Bla bla bla: DFW, " I read "Infinite Jest" and Joyce, bla bla bla.
I'm perfect, my girlfrend etc.
Ayn Rand rules. I am a nazi on the internet. I drink 20 liters of Mtn. Dew an hour.

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>> No.1856500

Not a single clever or anger inducing line, tsk tsk tsk.

Feel free to try again later.

>> No.1856502

Wow. I'm new to /lit/ for the most part.

I had no idea there would be a John for you guys.

I am so sorry.

>> No.1856503

0/10
apply yourself

>> No.1856510

i was i na book store once and a guy said i don't read anything but video game magazines and he was a cool guy but then i left

>> No.1856511

>>1856494
C'mon bro. We aren't THAT easy to troll.

>> No.1856516

>>1856511
>>1856503
>>1856500
are you guys autistic
do you really think the op was made to try and bait you into getting mad

>> No.1856520

>>1856516
Still terribly lazy.

>> No.1856524

>>1856516
well he wasn't entertaining, that's for fucking sure.

>> No.1856534

I'm pretty sure there was a well thought out John for /lit/ at some point..this one is just lame..if you knew a thing or two about books or even if you just lurked more you would know how to troll /lit/..like you didn't even mention analytic philosophy or call Nietzsche a Nazi or any of that stuff..plus the pic is just not what /lit/ gets riled up about..and your ''bitch'' could have been sasha grey for a nice touch