/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.18630747]

What sort of books do girls read?

;_;

[Anonymous No.18630750]

>>18630747

[Anonymous No.18630752]

>>18630747
Harry potter

[Anonymous No.18630757]

>>18630747
Romance novels

[Anonymous No.18630766]

>>18630747
Young adult garbage, some old romance novels (think Jane Austen), soapy modern romance novels, and, if they fancy themselves more "literary" you may even get Tolstoy, Dostoevsky or Hugo.

I don't think I've ever met one single woman who deviated from that and discussed any of the other authors we talk about here.

[Anonymous No.18630769]

Wattpad/ AO3 fanfiction and yaoi

[Anonymous No.18630770]

I hate women soo fucking much, and my hate for them is only increasing with every passing fucking fuck second.

[Anonymous No.18630775]

>>18630770
My love for them grows with every passing day

[Anonymous No.18630780]

>>18630775
Imagine the most beautiful woman you know, and then think of her SHITTING and FARTING, yeah that's right, they do that. WOMEN SHIT AND FART AND DIARRHEA ALL OVER THE TOILET AND DO STINKY STINKERS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[Anonymous No.18630783]

>>18630780
That's amazing, I shit and fart and diarrhea too, we have so much in common, I love them even more now

[Anonymous No.18630785]

>>18630747
They're like /lit/ in that they don't read.

[Anonymous No.18630786]

I’m reading Dreams of Roses and Fire by Eyvind Johnson right now.

[Anonymous No.18630790]

>>18630785
that's false though
they're not like /lit/ in that they actually read.

[Anonymous No.18630792]

>>18630786
Nice try, there are no women on /lit/ because /lit/ doesn't read.

[Anonymous No.18630793]

>>18630783
Lol ur a scatophile retard.

Imagine wanting big gooey lumpy shits in your sarcophagus, it melding your cilia together and causing permanent damage, hmmHMhnnnhnhnnngn

[Anonymous No.18630795]

wow ur all virgins

[Anonymous No.18630798]

>>18630786
Tits or GTFO

[Anonymous No.18630800]

>>18630793
I love humans
I love everything makes them tick
A perfect combination of interworking mechanisms, working in perfect synchronicity to allow you to exist
how can anything you do be seen as vile or embarrassing, every moment with you is a miracle

[Anonymous No.18630802]

>>18630795
>poor grammar and punctuation
>obsession with sex and its relation to status
WOMAN ALERT! I REPEAT: WOMAN ALERT!

[Anonymous No.18630809]

>>18630747
they read chads ig texts. Also obligatory all women are whores reminder

[Anonymous No.18630812]

>>18630747
Chronicles of men dominating women, e.g. my diary desu.

[Anonymous No.18630824]

They look for authors of wildly different races and "genders" who all believe the same things, so they read lots of low quality shit.

[Anonymous No.18630827]

>>18630800
I love you too, anon...

[Anonymous No.18630834]

>>18630747
This guy said Humbert Humbert was his hero and he wanted to be a child molester too

<<<<

[Anonymous No.18630838]

>>18630802
get wrecked! rawr xd
I hav big mommy milkies

[Anonymous No.18630839]

>>18630747
Kant, Hegel, Feyerabend, Kierkegaard, Marx
You know German Idealist philosophy

[Anonymous No.18630841]

>>18630747
Harry Potter and run of the mill mystery novels.

[Anonymous No.18630842]

insta comments

[Anonymous No.18630844]

>>18630747
they love crime fiction, historical fiction. When I was in university, I tried starting a book club for works of history/philosophy. All the people who joined were women who wanted to do historical fiction instead. I wasnt interested

[Anonymous No.18630846]

Does anyone else feel arousal when seeing pictures of women in sexually suggestive or flirtatious poses?

[Anonymous No.18630847]

>>18630844
Damn stacies BTFO incel lmfao

[Anonymous No.18630849]

>>18630846
nah
I love women, but only men can give men sexual arousal

[Anonymous No.18630857]

>>18630839
>Feyerabend
shit mang, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, I meant Feuerbach obviously.

Girls don't read methodological anarchist philosophers of science. Girls are ALL HARD POPPERIANS

[Anonymous No.18630858]

>>18630839
German idealism is legitimately the gayest shit ever. The only people I know who like continental philosophy are Neo-Nazis and people with gender dysphoria. Analytic philosophy is so much better

[Anonymous No.18630864]

>>18630747
which girl?

[Anonymous No.18630874]

>>18630858
>Russell
>Wittgenstein
>not gay
>analytical
This is either a category error or you understand that only poofters fuck women.

[Anonymous No.18630883]

>>18630858
t. the eternal anglo

[Anonymous No.18630891]

>>18630800
shut up you like poo

[Anonymous No.18630904]

Saramago

[Anonymous No.18630920]

>>18630839
Oh, yeah, if a woman is into philosophy she will ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER be a Marxist of some sort. I don't think I have ever seen a woman into any type of reactionary writers, at best some Catholic tradthots quotedropping this or that saint.

[Anonymous No.18630942]

History books especially military ones
t. tranny please tell me to kill myself lol

[Anonymous No.18630962]

>>18630942
I'd rather you stay alive and continue to suffer from dysphoria.

[Anonymous No.18630982]

>>18630770

>With every passing fucking fuck second

What is a "fuck second" anon, is that like the relative length of a second when you're having sex? How many normal seconds is a fuck second equivalent to?

[Anonymous No.18630984]

>>18630962
Ah that’s even better, thank you anon im glad you understand my pain

[Anonymous No.18630988]

>>18630984
Yes, I hope it continues for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18630992]

>>18630982
Wow you really dunked on him. I better stay out of your way.

[Anonymous No.18631004]

>>18630920
>Marcuse is a marxist of some sort
Oh really, and you stand around tyneside yelling TRUE SCOTSMEN

[Anonymous No.18631007]

>>18630942
Time to read Ordinary Men and Male Fantasies.

[Anonymous No.18631096]

>>18630747
imagine her spreading out the dozen books that she owns on her bed. opening some to make it look like she is in the middle of them or referencing information for her current read. then, she climbs in amongst them and lays on her back, pulling her legs into the air to expose her butt.
"Ok, now take a picture of me being an intellectual!"

women are so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.18631109]

>>18630982
I bet you like poo

>>18630992
*Fistbumbs and kisses on cheek*

[Anonymous No.18631122]

>>18631096
Whenever I see pictures like this I always think of how the woman is consciously posing and there's some other person standing off to the side taking a picture of it, and it makes me hate them more.

[Anonymous No.18631123]

>>18631096
Usually it is the person taking the picture that will set up the scene. More like
> "Ok, so this is gonna be a bougie pantyshot of you laying on the bed with books around you wearing a nice dress."
> "Lol, sure, whatever, it'll be 50$"

[Anonymous No.18631135]

I say this as a staunch heterosexual but I really don't care much for women.

[Anonymous No.18631146]

>>18630747

[Anonymous No.18631158]

>>18630747
my mother reads Pulp Erotica.
she is obese and played a little role in my life.
she doesn't cook, clean, or play physically.
she drinks carbohnated drinks, eats convenience food and watches mainstream news to stay up to date with her liberal ideology for justification of her superiority complex.
My Mother Reads Pulp Erotica. There are atleast a thousand Pulp Erotica inside this house.

[Anonymous No.18631167]

>>18630747
The more you post art hoes the more I like you.

[Anonymous No.18631173]

>>18630747
To stop your own daughter making such images, make her fat. Fat girls don't do this stuff out of shame.

[Anonymous No.18631182]

>>18630793
Tf

[Anonymous No.18631183]

>>18630747

[Anonymous No.18631196]

>>18631173
Daughters are a net loss. If you decide to have a daughter, it is because you made the altruistic decision of raising a cumslut for the next generation. As such, you might as well raise her to be the best cumslut possible.

[Anonymous No.18631224]

>>18630766
>I don't think I've ever met one single woman who deviated from that and discussed any of the other authors we talk about here.
This post is naive. You are talking about all these "other authors we talk about here" with female anons just as well as male.

[Anonymous No.18631235]

>>18631196
rAIsiNG a CUMsLUT

[Anonymous No.18631247]

>>18631007
Why?
They dont sound that interesting to me well maybe male fantasies does a bit
>>18630988
:)
Can you call me a disgusting man so i dont interpret that as being a nice thing to say

[Anonymous No.18631248]

>>18631173
>implying fatties have any shame and don't just label themselves as "thicc"
>implying she wouldn't take whorish selfies and take miles of dick anyway
>implying she wouldn't end up fucking blacks chasing "phat white booty"
There's no winning here, any daughter will eventually turn into a slut in the era of Insta and Tinder. In best case scenario, she grows out of her whoring phase in her mid twenties.

[Anonymous No.18631253]

>>18631196
>>18631235
>how much for your daughters?
>your women, I want to buy your women.

[Anonymous No.18631260]

>>18631247
man or woman, you are your own worst nightmare.

[Anonymous No.18631266]

>>18631253
Nah, they aren't for sales, you just release them into the wild once they are of age. It's how the cycle keeps going.

[Anonymous No.18631283]

>>18630747
>chase enlightenment for a decade
>practice asceticism
>grow as a person and as a soul
>genuinely catch glimpses of truth, and have near-religious epiphanies about the platonic unity of the True, the Good, the Beautiful
>jot down hundreds of notes for a lifelong spiritual quest after the seat of my own soul and the key to the logos
>walking around somberly contemplating dianoia one afternoon
>see one pretty girl
>unconscious mind: "I SHOULD WOULD LIKE TO SMELL AND LICK HER ASS HOLE AFTER IT'S KIND OF SWEATY NOT TOO SWEATY BUT YOU KNOW LIKE A NORMAL DAY'S WORTH OF WALKING AROUND, PRETTY SURE I'D CUT OFF 2, MAYBE 3 OF MY FINGERS JUST TO LICK HER BREASTS FOR 30 SECONDS I WONDER IF SHE'D SIT ON MY PENIS IF I LITERALLY BEGGED HER??"

[Anonymous No.18631285]

My girl reads a mix of YA/popular fiction/nonfiction and the high school canon (shit like gatsby and CITR and Slaughterhouse 5)

[Anonymous No.18631289]

>>18631248
oh fuck left oh god....oh gooodddd

[Anonymous No.18631290]

>>18631173

[Anonymous No.18631306]

>>18631283
your mistake was pretending you are anything other than an animal in the first place. There is no spirtual development or enlightenment. No Truth, Goodness, or Beauty. Only Pussy.

Now, are you going to coom with me my brother? Or continue lamenting your animal nature?

[Anonymous No.18631309]

>I only meet women who read YA and stupid books, now men read real literature
All the males I meet either don't read or read YA shit, YA is all they recommend me. Guy will see me reading and go - "Oh you're reading a book! Whew do you know I also read books???" - then proceed to try to lend me some shitty crime novel. Every time. Best/most well-read I've gotten is a twink who idolised Camus so much he's gotten him tattooed on his arm and my current boyfriend who is into dumb shit like Dune and LOTR and Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard so when I talk to him about nonfiction which is what I primarily read he just slow blinks at me because he can't comprehend concepts which are outside of entertainment and outside of his religion.

[Anonymous No.18631313]

>>18631283
that is the time in your life, my friend, to incorporate your unconscious mind into your conscious, to incorporate your shadow. you'll be a more complete human afterall

[Anonymous No.18631318]

>>18631309
You will never be a woman

[Anonymous No.18631327]

>>18631306
are we not different to all animal species on the planet in vast ways? to deny that we're animals is one thing, but to say that we're anything but is another

[Anonymous No.18631332]

>>18631318
That's transphobic chud.

[Anonymous No.18631339]

>>18631309
men are the primary consumers of nonfiction, me included, talk to more men

[Anonymous No.18631340]

>>18631318
I'm a biological woman though. Just autistic.

[Anonymous No.18631347]

>>18631340
Post tits or GTFO then, where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.18631349]

>>18631340
"You know the rules, and so do I"

[Anonymous No.18631350]

>>18631347
I'm not trying to prove a point here, it doesn't really matter whether you believe me or not

[Anonymous No.18631354]

>>18631339
I'm aware that men are the primary consumers of nonfiction, but those men who consume nonfiction are very scarce.

[Anonymous No.18631356]

>>18631339
>i am a wehrmacht cleaning wehraboo
Tell me more about your disavowal of logistics.

[Anonymous No.18631358]

>>18631354
reading books is inherently a passive, therefore feminine, pass time

[Anonymous No.18631360]

>>18631350
Kek why are you pretending to be me, faggot?

[Anonymous No.18631361]

>>18631360
who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.18631362]

>>18631350
>I'm autistic teehee :3
>lemme tell you about these boys I'm meeting they're ugh so dumb
You know what, forget about those tits and just GTFO

[Anonymous No.18631365]

>>18631309
>Dune and LOTR and Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard
While fiction isn't highbrow, those are by no means the worst he could have done. You should still cuck him with the twink tho.

[Anonymous No.18631366]

>>18631362
Seethe

[Anonymous No.18631376]

>>18631327
Just a bit more clever. Maybe we can write poetry and go to space. To what end? There is no transcendence.

[Anonymous No.18631382]

>>18631354
>those men who consume nonfiction are very scarce
We are hidden, our agendas unknown to the general populous, you will never find us. Our sorcery levels are too high, our wizardry too autistic to understand. We are laughing at you, as you ask us whether we've seen the works of Hegel, Kant, Voltaire, Yung, among others, we will shake our heads and cough. To disguise ourselves in plain view gives us great joy, even your boyfriend could be among us; I speak for the wizards when I say it was a pleasure to have deceived you.

[Anonymous No.18631392]

>>18631382
YWNBAJ

[Anonymous No.18631394]

>>18631290
based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU

[Anonymous No.18631400]

>>18631358
When a woman asks a man if he reads, most likely than not, he'll not bother answering truthfully
for in what outcome can he benefit from this conversation
his mind far superior, knowledge deeper than his others, equipped with logic and philosophy, no conversation can be had that'll satisfy his minimum requirement for mental engagement

[Anonymous No.18631408]

>>18631400
>his mind far superior, knowledge deeper than his others, equipped with logic and philosophy

[Anonymous No.18631412]

>>18631408
yeah, I don't read books

[Anonymous No.18631413]

>>18631394
>Raise the perfect girl
> Hook her up on psych pills at the sweet age of 13 and parade her in front of national television like a show dog.

[Anonymous No.18631415]

>>18630795
Yes.
>>18630842
Lol

[Anonymous No.18631446]

>>18630793
Nigga did you mean to say esophagus?
>>18630747
Both of my girlfriends are really into the Russian classics and fucking schooled me on Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. My sister only read heavy fantasy. My mother has a bachelor in lit but only loves stories where she can guess the twist ending.

[Anonymous No.18631447]

>>18631376
The fact we can have in depth conversation on esoteric, non survival related matters should be enough convincing that our nature as a species isn't relegated to that of the animal. We're not transcendent but somewhere in-between.

[Anonymous No.18631452]

>>18631446
>Both of my girlfriends
How does this work?

[Anonymous No.18631461]

>>18631392
>YWNBAJ
I can smell your B.O. from here
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.18631474]

>>18631452
a strong jaw and masculine features

[Anonymous No.18631490]

>>18630747
Henry Kissinger I believe

[Anonymous No.18631508]

>>18630793
It really do be like that doe fr fr

[Anonymous No.18631509]

>>18630747
Whatever they want because they don't have to impress anyone.

[Anonymous No.18631522]

>>18631400
The deepest conversations I have are with women. The women I know read far more than any of the men I know.

[Anonymous No.18631558]

>>18630783
B-B-B-Based

[Anonymous No.18631574]

>>18631339
oh yeah I love to hear how you've learned about the art of not giving a f*ck...

[Anonymous No.18631579]

>>18631332
Seething faggot

[Anonymous No.18631585]

Post

[Anonymous No.18631597]

>>18631224
75% of 4chan is male, and the vast majority of women concentrated here are schizos on /x/, boomers on /pol/ and attention whores on /cgl/. There are no women on /lit/.

[Anonymous No.18631600]

>>18631347
Not her, but her sex was actually pertinent to her post. "Tits or GTFO" is meant to be used to shame girls who use their sex for social leeway; but in this case the inclusion of her femininity was directly related to what we're all talking about.

[Anonymous No.18631608]

>>18631597
>75% of 4chan is male
More like 95%, those 20% are trannies. Other than e-whores on /soc/, /r9k/ or the cosplay board, I seriously doubt there are many biological females spread across the actual discussion boards.

[Anonymous No.18631610]

>>18631597
>There are no women on /lit/.
LMAO COPE

[Anonymous No.18631611]

>>18631597
t. femoid

[Anonymous No.18631620]

>>18631608
>I seriously doubt there are many biological females spread across the actual discussion boards.
Hahahahahaha. Imagine being in such profound denial.

[Anonymous No.18631622]

>>18631600
>implying I give a shit about w*man's opinions on anything

[Anonymous No.18631626]

>>18631350
You are trying to prove a point, retard. The whole point of your post was to show that you aren't like the other girls and read DEEP CUT literature. Fuck off you attention seeking faggot.

[Anonymous No.18631632]

>>18631574
I learnt how not to give ahuh fuck

[Anonymous No.18631633]

>>18631597
You're also forgetting /an/ and /ck/, as well as all the fujoshits on /cm/ and /a/.

Huge lesbian population on /lgbt/ too, and straight girls browse /lgbt/ all the time because they know the straight male demographic there is very low, so they tend to use it as a "safe space", so to speak.

A majority of posters on here are male, but you have to remember that 25% of TWENTY MILLION users still equals five million females.

[Anonymous No.18631639]

>>18631622
wOM*N's oPInONs

[Anonymous No.18631641]

>>18631622
But you're acting like a woman right now

[Anonymous No.18631647]

>>18631639
Please take your "mEmES" and leaking slimehole back to Twitter, you won't get any more attention from me.

[Anonymous No.18631649]

>>18631610
Back to your crystal cafe safe space, tranny.

[Anonymous No.18631650]

>>18631626
She answered OPs question

[Anonymous No.18631657]

>>18631647
lmao LeAKinG sLIMeHOLe

[Anonymous No.18631662]

>>18631620
The women who use 4chan shouldn't be anywhere entrusted to raise kids and therefore should be regarded as men with vaginas.

[Anonymous No.18631663]

>>18630747
I met one who read The Odyssey and a bunch of YA. She was pretty smart but I dunno about the general female.

[Anonymous No.18631666]

>>18631283
WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL POST
I REPEAT
THIS IS NOT AN ORIGINAL POST

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18631667]

>>18631597
Likely less than in the old days. Generally unwelcomed by the r9k squatters, who also alienate the regular readers.

[Anonymous No.18631669]

>>18631650
"She" didn't answer anything. Just whined about the narrow, blinded scope of view "she" has observed in men while touting "herself" as a counterexample to what men think women read.

[Anonymous No.18631670]

i hate what women do to everything

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18631681]

>>18631670
They normally make everything better, you shit flinging frogger bitch.

[Anonymous No.18631682]

>>18631670
Yeah, like how your mom gave birth to you. That part was fucked up.

[Anonymous No.18631684]

women of /lit/ can you please stop reading and go back to the kitchen?

[Anonymous No.18631686]

>>18631669
>Just whined about the narrow, blinded scope of view X has observed
What else is this thread supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.18631692]

NOOOOOO NOT LE HECKIN WOMEN ON MY /LIT/ERINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOO THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON MY 4CHAN!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18631694]

>>18631681
>>18631682
yes, with their vaginas

[Anonymous No.18631696]

>>18630982
It's the unit of time which signifies how much time it takes me to make your mum cum from penetration with my BBC

[Anonymous No.18631697]

>>18631694
You sound like you got sand up yours

[Anonymous No.18631698]

>>18631670

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18631701]

>>18631684
Not till you help take down state-capitalism.
Go on.

[Anonymous No.18631706]

lost my virginity when i was 6 to a big vagina
been gay ever since

[Anonymous No.18631709]

>>18631698
I saw this comment the other day lol

[Anonymous No.18631726]

>>18631701
So you have a fetish for being under a mans' thumb hey?

[Anonymous No.18631729]

>>18631706
Damn, you've been gay for a whole YEAR?

[Anonymous No.18631733]

>>18631158
my Father's parents knew from looking at My Mother's side of the family that she would be no good-they're obese and wasteful emobdying the typical American sterotype.
They Knew she would amount to a piece of furniture (all women are in a sense, but as highlighted; some more than others)
They disdain to this day that my Father chose to marry this woman.
My Father in turn, went against his parents wishes and married my Mother.
To this day, he attempts to justify his decisions by losing all that he was and all the potential he is and everything that he will be by allowing My Mother to swallow whole his individuality. She is Poison.
My Father doesn't read books. He adopts insights that My Mother adopts from Pulp Erotica and liberal pundits.
My Mother reads Pulp Erotica. There are atleast a thousand Pulp Erotica inside this house.

[Anonymous No.18631741]

>>18631686
Objectively, women, on average, consume more YA, erotica, and fiction compared to men. The retarded "woman" making baseless generalizations to all men based on "her" anecdotal experience makes me believe she is actually a woman.

[Anonymous No.18631747]

>>18631729
Fucking PWNED

[Anonymous No.18631760]

>>18631729
kek
in all serious though, it's not talked about enough. she did terrible things to me for a few years and even raising it with mates growing up I got laughed at or a 'good on ya'. the 2 girls i've met who use 4chan have been sickos, i don't trust em'.

[Anonymous No.18631762]

>>18631747
Ahahaha, I've been on a ROLL tonight!

[Anonymous No.18631766]

>>18631741
Yes it would be awful if there were any generalizations in this thread. Thank you for calling out the only poster in this thread that did something like that. I'm sure many men in this thread would be willing to let you pound their boypussies for protecting their reputation.

[Anonymous No.18631771]

>>18631167
She has a very wide mouth

[Anonymous No.18631774]

>>18631766
>moving goalposts
I guess there really are a good amount of women who browse /lit/

[Anonymous No.18631780]

>>18631741
Women consume more YA and fiction because women read more period. This whole thread and all discussions about le wamyn on this board aren't based on anecdotal experience?

>he retarded "woman" making baseless generalizations to all men based on "her" anecdotal experience makes me believe she is actually a woman.

This statement includes a baseless generalisation, by the way, retard.

[Anonymous No.18631782]

>>18631774
It's summer, the whole 4chan has an influx of trash - thirteen year olds, Twitter trannies, or worst of all, females.

[Anonymous No.18631787]

NOT LE HECKING WAMON

[Anonymous No.18631789]

>>18631771
Isn't it beautiful?

[Anonymous No.18631790]

>>18631774
What a limp response lmao
You're going to have to be harder than that to pound all those bussies you protected from generalizations

[Davi Dicke m No.18631793]

thoughts on my book?

[Anonymous No.18631795]

>>18631780
>Women consume more YA and fiction because women read more period.
Wrong. While it is true that women read more than men, the more meaningful statistic to observe is the ratio of men to women in each genre based on their respective population. Even taking into account the population difference, men still read more nonfiction and women read more fiction/erotic/romance.

>This statement includes a baseless generalisation, by the way, retard.
Please point out the baseless generation, or are you simply trying to be an argumentative faggot?

[Anonymous No.18631796]

>>18631790
Leave him he's a retard

[Anonymous No.18631804]

>>18631790
>what a limp response lmao
how ironic

[Anonymous No.18631810]

>>18631795
There are very few men who read nonfiction, because there are very few men who read.

>Please point out the baseless generation, or are you simply trying to be an argumentative faggot

"Women make baseless generalisations from anecdotal experience" is the underlying message of your post, which is a baseless generalisation on your part.

[Anonymous No.18631821]

>>18630747
The Holy and Noble Quran

[Anonymous No.18631826]

>>18631766
>>18631774
Yeah, nah, she got you bro. Embarrassing counter too. You would have been better off samefagging and pretending to be someone else.

[Anonymous No.18631834]

>>18631782
It's even worse than that. Any decent looking female is flaunting her ass and tits on a beach somewhere hoping Chad might notice her, meaning we're stuck here with smelly fatties who are equally dumb but even bitchier than Stacy.

[Anonymous No.18631835]

>>18631810
>There are very few men who read nonfiction, because there are very few men who read.
This has to be bait or you simply do not comprehend what percentages mean.

>"Women make baseless generalisations from anecdotal experience" is the underlying message of your post, which is a baseless generalisation on your part.
Sounds like you are making a baseless generalization of what I meant in my post. I was specifically talking about the poster I was responding to.

[Anonymous No.18631846]

nooo you can't say negative things about men waaah all women are illiterate whores wah wah

[Anonymous No.18631854]

>>18631835
>Sounds like you are making a baseless generalization of what I meant
Hahahahaha you can't make a generalisation of what someone meant retard, you can make generalisations of groups of elements that's what generalisation means, SEMANTICS dumb bitch, ENGLISH LANGUAGE. Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18631856]

>>18631834
Kek

[Anonymous No.18631858]

>>18631826
This is bait, you cannot be this retarded.

[Anonymous No.18631859]

>All women are illiterate whores.

[Anonymous No.18631860]

I love women soo fucking much, and my love for them is only increasing with every passing fucking fuck second.

[Anonymous No.18631861]

>>18631834

[Anonymous No.18631863]

>>18630793
>sarcophagus
kek you're killing me anon

[Anonymous No.18631865]

>>18631860
I love women <3

[Anonymous No.18631869]

>>18631834
>we're stuck here with smelly fatties who are equally dumb but even bitchier than Stacy

[Anonymous No.18631871]

I love women so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.18631873]

>>18631860
>>18631865
please be lesbians and please be in london

[Anonymous No.18631880]

>>18631854
>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/generalize
Please, next time you want to be retarded, at least make it believable.

[Anonymous No.18631889]

>>18631248
Would all three desu

[Anonymous No.18631893]

>>18631880
Dumb cope, you KNOW that "you are making a generalisation of what I meant" sounds like ass stylistically you just know it, ESLFAG

[Anonymous No.18631912]

>>18631873
I'm a lesbian but I am in Paris...

[Anonymous No.18631913]

>>18630942
Nobody cares what you are reading because you’re not a woman

[Anonymous No.18631914]

>>18631893
>sounds like ass stylistically you just know it
You aren't swooning me either pal.

[Anonymous No.18631926]

>>18631912
Bonjour est-ce que tu lis le Coran

[Anonymous No.18631934]

>>18630747
erotica.

[Anonymous No.18631941]

>>18631771
that's called a smile, anon.

[Anonymous No.18631942]

>>18631926
Non, cela va à l'encontre de mes valeurs patriotiques

[Anonymous No.18631948]

>>18631382
I am looking for men like this

[Anonymous No.18631957]

>>18631942
Le nationalisme c du shirk frer

[Anonymous No.18631961]

>>18631942
JE DETESTE LES FEMMES

JE VEUX COUPER LES FEMMES AVEC MES SEINS COURBÉ

[Anonymous No.18631966]

>>18631961
c la boxe thaï couz1

[Anonymous No.18631968]

>>18631957
LE COPE

[Anonymous No.18631975]

Erotica
That’s pretty much if.
If any of you know a girl (female) in her mid-20s who enjoys philosophy and classic novels and isn’t overweight, please refer her to me for marriage. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18631982]

Erotica
That’s pretty much it.
If any of you know a girl (female) in her mid-20s who enjoys philosophy and classic novels and isn’t overweight, please refer her to me for marriage. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18631992]

>>18631858
This is also a limp response. What an absolute copout of a reply.

[Anonymous No.18631999]

>>18631597
Women who read are usually autistic or lesbian. Straight neurotypical girls read Tweets, Snaps, text messages and Instagram captions (must be short tho)

t. /lit/ dyke

[Anonymous No.18632001]

>>18631183
>all books except the first are titled "X of Y"

[Anonymous No.18632003]

>>18630858
So you’re saying Neo-Nazis are high IQ?

[Anonymous No.18632006]

>>18631982
I'm already taken

[Anonymous No.18632011]

>>18631999
>t. /lit/ dyke
Based dyke sister wanna kiss?

[Anonymous No.18632021]

>>18631999
>Straight neurotypical girls read Tweets, Snaps, text messages and Instagram captions (must be short tho)
How does the internalised misogyny juice taste?

[Anonymous No.18632026]

>>18631283
Enlightment is not possible for men as long as women and football are around, both should be eliminated in order to create the last generation of men, the only capable of reaching collective enlightment.

[Anonymous No.18632030]

>>18631167
Where do I find an art hoe gf, guys? I live in Paris btw, should be plenty around

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18632039]

>Lesbians in my lit?
Too good to be true. Wonderful if real.

[Anonymous No.18632041]

>>18632026
They'd just start fucking little boys. Men unfortunately have to be castrated at birth to transcend.

[Anonymous No.18632042]

>>18632030
I work in art and I live in Paris but we probably wouldn't get along

[Anonymous No.18632062]

>>18632042
How do you know, from my single post?
More importantly, are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.18632064]

>>18631992
Repeating the same buzzwords for a reaction isn't clever anon, be more creative with your bait next time. This is the last (You) I give you.

[Anonymous No.18632066]

>>18631452
Polygamy
Unloyalty

[Anonymous No.18632067]

>>18632041
This is actually better, but I'd still ban football and women desu.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!bGBGaUpA8kS No.18632082]

>>18632066
>Unloyalty
Polyamory, anon. (And bigamy when there’s three)

[Anonymous No.18632095]

>>18632030
You don't want one, trust me. It's fun at first but then you realize why they are the way they are. Vanilla girls are much better, keep the autistic shit to your fellow men.

[Anonymous No.18632097]

>>18632082
Ok mais est-ce que tu lis le Coran

[Anonymous No.18632107]

>>18632062
Yes I am female (not trans) and I say this because to desire an "art hoe" manic pixie dream girl you (as the male) need to have a very specific type of special snowflake personality as well. Just a guess kek.

[Anonymous No.18632119]

>>18630747
MY SPINES YOU'RE RUINING MY SPINES YOU SLUT

[Anonymous No.18632129]

Anyway, /lit/ Paris meetup when jej

[Anonymous No.18632136]

>>18632107
I just got rekt, baka
But memes aside, I'm TOTALLY sure we'd get on, we should get a drink some time, avant le prochain confinement... How about it, 100% legit non-trans female? I propose the bistro Mauzac

[Anonymous No.18632146]

>>18632129
I agree, fellow glowfrog

[Anonymous No.18632151]

>>18631579
Incel

[Anonymous No.18632166]

>>18630775
Same <3
Women seem to be less clouded by fear. They have the gift of freedom of emotion men had stolen from them.

[Anonymous No.18632168]

quite possibly the single worst thread on this website currently

[Anonymous No.18632170]

>>18632107
You aren't special.

[Anonymous No.18632184]

>>18630780
Mommy milky

[Anonymous No.18632186]

>>18632170
I know. Have I said I was?

[Anonymous No.18632192]

>>18632186
>need to have a very specific type of special snowflake personality as well.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18632206]

>>18632166
God yes I agree I just love women so much they are so beautifully free and unbound by the rigid rules of masculine character... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632220]

>>18631309
Tuff time revealing to be a women on this board. Many angry ingels WILL brigade the post with bitter replies

[Anonymous No.18632224]

>>18630747
Twilight
50 Shades
Lucinda Riley
Danielle Steele
Nora Roberts

[Anonymous No.18632230]

>>18631392
You will never be a Jew?
Like I legitimately have no idea what this version of the acronym means

[Anonymous No.18632234]

>>18632192
"As well" here designates the "art hoe" category of people, which I do not include myself in, so it does not refer to me. What I am saying is : "females who seek to be artistic seek to be special, and males who want to get with such women seek to be special as well". Never have I mentioned myself. I only work in art for a living. Acquire reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.18632246]

>>18632146
Come on chads let's make the /lit/ Paris meetup happen

[Anonymous No.18632252]

>>18632234
>Where do I find an art hoe gf, guys? I live in Paris btw, should be plenty around
in response to above you say:
>I work in art and I live in Paris but we probably wouldn't get along
You do indeed include yourself in the art hoe category of people. Enough of your woman mental gymnastics.
>Acquire reading comprehension.
Yes, you should.

[Anonymous No.18632255]

>>18632064
It's two people responding to you, idiot. Your response was so toothless that I had to jump in to agree with the other person just how dickless your reply was.

Seriously, if two complete strangers can agree that your reply was absolutely fucking weak, then your reply was fucking weak.

[Anonymous No.18632261]

>>18632234
>females who seek to be artistic
I don't know a single arthoe with any artistic talent, they're just mediocre hoes who can't pull off the typical hot chick look so they put on a hipster costume and pretend not to be like the other girls. Maybe, if you get lucky, she read the wiki summaries of few books or posts infantile paintings (with herself posing next to them) on instagram.

[Anonymous No.18632292]

>>18632252
I said I work in art. Point blank. Posts bounce off one another because they share a common subject - here, the common subject is ART. We are having a discussion, discussions flow freely, there are no such rigid semantic connections, FAGGOT. You are assigning to posts a meaning that isn't there. Enough mental gymnastics, delusional paranoid invalid, eat your meds.

[Anonymous No.18632293]

>>18632234
Stop talking to the nasty man, and tell me where we can meet up, and eventually get married

[Anonymous No.18632295]

>>18631662
As a woman, I come here 5 Sundays a year to take notes on everything said and thought by your demographics. It's funny because in the wild, the only people I've ever known to ever have browsed /lit/ are other women.

[Anonymous No.18632299]

>>18632292
>I said I work in art. Point blank. Posts bounce off one another because they share a common subject - here, the common subject is ART. We are having a discussion, discussions flow freely, there are no such rigid semantic connections, FAGGOT.
Cope more artslut. You will have to embrace who you really are eventually/

[Anonymous No.18632304]

>>18632261
Yes and that's why I say "who seek to be artistic" not "who are artistic" kek and this pretty much applies to anyone who makes money in the art industry in this century

[Anonymous No.18632312]

>>18632304
Fair enough. You're okay for a w*man.

[Anonymous No.18632319]

Several people in this thread need to have sex.

[Anonymous No.18632322]

>>18632304
Will you marry me?

[Anonymous No.18632323]

>>18630839
Yes, but women only do so to make fun of them on twitter and pop philosophy podcasts.

[Anonymous No.18632327]

>>18630795
No I had sex with my ex who almost exclusively read YA fantasy

[Anonymous No.18632348]

>>18632095
Oh right... Why are they that way, then?

[Anonymous No.18632401]

>>18632206
I just like them because they're squishy and I wanna spank and squeeze and gouge out their soft insides with my iron hard cock until they cry... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632420]

>>18632401
>>18632206
ALSO I wanna slap their faces while we're having sex so she tears up and I wanna lift her head up by her hair so she's forced to make eye contact with me as her eyes well up with the indignation of what I'm putting her through... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632427]

>>18632420
Women prefer rough neanderthal sex to soft romance, but you have to be tall muscular big dicked alpha.

[Anonymous No.18632430]

>>18632420
>ALSO I WANNA SLAP THEIR FACES WHILE WE'RE HAVING SEX SO SHE TEARS UP AND I WANNA LIFT HER HEAD UP BY HER HAIR SO SHE'S FORCED TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME AS HER EYES WELL UP WITH THE INDIGNATION OF WHAT I'M PUTTING HER THROUGH

[Anonymous No.18632436]

>>18632206
>>18632401
>>18632420
ALSO I wanna probe their ass with my cock as they meekly protest not to put it in their asshole, but I pretend not to hear, but I can clearly hear them saying they're not ready, but I pretend like I can't because it's going to feel really good, and when I'm finally in and fucking her ass, I push her face down into the pillow so I can later be all like "What? You were telling me to stop? Oh man, I'm soooooo sorry, I had no idea, your voice was all muffled in the pillow, that's TOTALLY my bad"... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632442]

>>18630747
I went into a bookstore the other day and asked for a recommendation and got handed some Conemporary Fantashit by a woman.

[Anonymous No.18632444]

>>18632436
Ironic that you write like a woman

[Anonymous No.18632472]

>>18632206
>>18632401
>>18632420
>>18632436
ALSO I wanna flick their nose and just barely miss so I don't actually flick her but she recoils away anyway by reflex, and when she finishes recoiling and returns back to a resting position I'm going to blow on her face so that she scrunches up, and when she opens her eyes again I'm going to flick her nose for real, and she'll yell "STOP!", and I'll pin her down to the bed and just lay on top of her so she's all like "I GOTTA GO TO WORK", and I'll pretend to snore loudly while I just lay on top of her like a dead animal, and then she'll start pummeling me with her tiny, ineffective fists, so I'll eventually slowly roll off of her, but as she's putting on clothes, I'll slowly take them off and fuck her against the wall so that she smells like sex and sweat and she doesn't have time for a shower when she gets to wwork... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632482]

>>18632427
>>18632430
>>18632444
... Women...

[Anonymous No.18632503]

>>18632430
Why didn't you include the "... Women..."? Is it because the slow, contemplative tone wouldn't match the hypermanic expression of your chosen jaksoi?

[Anonymous No.18632516]

>>18632503
>Why didn't you include the "... Women..."? Is it because the slow, contemplative tone wouldn't match the hypermanic expression of your chosen jaksoi?

[Anonymous No.18632529]

>>18632503
>Why didn't you include the "... Women..."? Is it because the slow, contemplative tone wouldn't match the hypermanic expression of your chosen jaksoi?

[Anonymous No.18632533]

>>18632516
>>18632529
ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.18632538]

>>18632533
>ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.18632620]

lol who the fuck cares.

[Anonymous No.18632649]

>>18631698
I need to know what the song is.

[Anonymous No.18633099]

>>18630747
markiplier fanfic

[Anonymous No.18633110]

>>18631224
Please be in london

[Anonymous No.18633325]

>>18630747
Simple
1984
They love easily digestible poloschmozo shit.

[Anonymous No.18633343]

>>18630747
How to Suck Cock for Dummies

[Anonymous No.18633347]

>>18630747
>>18630752
More like Hairy Pooper amirite

[Anonymous No.18633379]

>>18632001
Assassin's Blade is a prequel and wasn't the first book released in the series if you must know

[Anonymous No.18633386]

>>18630775
Based.

>>18630770
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.18633440]

>>18630747
you can ask them
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x52ugv9

just make sure to get to the end

[Anonymous No.18633522]

>>18632295
>the only people I've ever known to ever have browsed /lit/ are other trannies.

[Anonymous No.18633546]

>>18630846
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.18633588]

>>18633325
No, they really don't. In the US, it's on the HS curriculum - meaning, as adults, they typically detest Orwell, Huxley, Zamyatin, Vonnegut, Fitzgerald, (Frederick) Douglass, etc.
>>18630747
Typically, if they have any desire to read for pleasure, they'll read Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale (1985) as a companion to the Hulu series. YA is common, Barnes & Noble manga selections, time-travel stories (self-insert fiction). I doubt that I've ever met anyone that actually enjoys reading, male or female - which points to a more obvious truth: most people don't read, they either have hard lives or they can generate more meaningful experiences elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.18633606]

>>18632295
>As a woman
show tits or gtfo dude

[Anonymous No.18633608]

>>18630846
nah, people just fake it to keep the porn industry one of the most profitable business in the world

[Anonymous No.18633619]

>>18632030
>>18632042
How's life in Paris? Is it an overpriced shithole?

[Anonymous No.18633626]

>>18633588
>I doubt that I've ever met anyone that actually enjoys reading, male or female
your life must be really sad, to the point of worthless

[Anonymous No.18633636]

>>18631248
conceptualize the scent

[Anonymous No.18633641]

>>18632011

[Anonymous No.18633696]

>>18633626
Sadly, no. I work in Psych (see a few hundred pts a year), my colleagues and I spend most of our time reviewing charts and assessing pts - they have families and generally read as a last-resort to stave off sleep while on-call. My subordinates are typically either seasoned CNAs or newly graduated HS students (typically female) - they have families, they game or they sit in Discord, etc. The pts aren't readers before they come to us, most don't leave as readers when they're discharged. It may seem strange to you, but fully functional (and paradoxically nonfunctional) adults typically have other things going on that require their attention IRL; I don't have a family and come from a serious cycle of poverty, but was able to achieve a baseline middle-class mediocrity by scraping away for years. That's just the way it be. When I say that most people don't read, it comes from a lot of experience with others (in the US).

[Anonymous No.18633724]

>>18633619
It's overpriced yeah but I prefer living in Europe than in the US or in the third world

[Anonymous No.18633729]

>>18633724
how bad is the shitskin infestation? heard its quite bad

[Anonymous No.18633732]

>>18633619
I use a family flat, so not too aware of rent rates; they are pretty damn high, I believe, but it still is a very nice place, despite various shitholes and no go zones (don't see why Amerimutts made such a fuss about that guy stating the obvious)
Still possible to get fairly cheap pints of beer, if you know the right addresses, and don't go to a tourist trap near some mainstream monument