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Which writer's books are basically shitposts?

>> No.18693956

>>18693950
feet

>> No.18693962

>>18693950
BOOBA!!!!!!
Ahem, I meant Ulysses.

>> No.18693963

Hegel

>> No.18693976

>>18693950
me

>> No.18693983

>>18693950
post more feet

>> No.18694002

>>18693983
What makes you think you deserve them?

>> No.18694017

>>18694002
I'm the author of my diary desu.

>> No.18694021

>>18693950
Deleuze and Guattari (Anti-Oedipus)
Hegel (Fenomenology of the Spirit)
Marinetti (Zang Tumb Tumb; The Battle of Tripoli)
Burroughs (Naked Lunch)
Joyce (Ulysses)
Post (More Feet)

>> No.18694134

Her petite waist tightens and convulses in spasms from the throbbing full body orgasm I give her, she breathlessly begs me to plow into her deeper as I watch my cock bulge under her small abdominal muscles, her eyes roll back into her head and body goes lump as her flood gates open soaking the bed and pushing my stiff pecker out in a torrent of her gushing femininity.

>> No.18694144

>>18693950
Bukowski, basically everything
Karl Kraus' aphorisms
Gabriele d'Annunzio aphorisms

>> No.18694204

>>18693950
journal of albion moonlight

>> No.18694221

Pynchon

>> No.18694227

>>18693950
Nietzsche: The antichrist and not only.
Wilhelm Reich: Listen little man

>> No.18694261

>>18693950
A Confederacy of Dunces (O’Toole)

>> No.18694285

>>18693950
Infinite Jest

>> No.18694322

>>18694134
derivative.

>> No.18694325

>>18694134
Female orgasm is a meme

>> No.18694329

>>18693950
American Psycho

>> No.18694331

>>18694322
You fear the flesh and your prose suffers because of it.

>> No.18694379

>>18694331
I don't write prose, but I do fear flesh. Many of us do, having grown up behind a computer screen in a suburb getting our neurons activated by our eyes instead of by our noses.

>> No.18694423

>>18694379
>instead of by our noses.
I'm anosmic, and more than one girl has told me that smell is a big part of how you choose a partner
Must be (one of) the reason(s) I'm an incel

>> No.18694447

>>18694423
i was contrasting the amygdala-olfactory axis in emotional memory rather than the hippocampal axis in creating factual memory, or at least the popular understanding thereof, as a parallel to the lifestyles of my ancestors and me, the former of which smelled rot and death. but that doesn't matter, the author is dead even when he replies to you.

what matters is your ass-backwards logic -- why would *your* anosmia prevent you from choosing partners? wouldn't that make you picky, not repulsive? or are you smoothing out the concept of incelity?

>> No.18694475

>>18694379
Fair enough.

>> No.18694567

>>18694325
Try causing one, for a change

>> No.18694575

>>18693950
Why does she look like a much hotter version of my 12th grade science teacher

>> No.18694772

>>18694423
>>18694447
He's not wrong. Smell is what keeps me from being gay. While it is true women are more visually sexually arousing to me, I could look past that. I tried fucking a twink one time. He was quite a beautiful boy and this was pre trans nonsense so he wasn't trying to poorly imitate a woman. Ultimately it was smell that cemented this would be a one time affair. He didn't smell bad, in fact he didn't smell much at all in my memory. And that was the problem, he just lacked female smell. Not something floral product based, but vaginal. I could have sex with him and stay erect, but it was oddly clear headed. Like the entire experience was post nut clarity. Even with uggos primal brain kicks in and takes over. Back in those days my mind moved much faster so sex intoxication was a need. It was the only respite I ever got from perpetually racing adolescent thoughts. Sex without that intoxication was (and is) worthless. I had to sadly swear off men after that day.

>> No.18694952

>>18694447
>why would *your* anosmia prevent you from choosing partners?
Idk, having basically never experienced having a real sense of smell (save for 3-4 times in 30 years, one of which was a dead rat in a very small room while doing urbex). What I was suggesting is that *maybe* if I had the sense I could (subconsciously) tell to myself "this one is good, talk to her" and/or "this one is not for you, avoid like plague".

>i was contrasting the amygdala-olfactory axis in emotional memory rather than the hippocampal axis in creating factual memory
If I understood this correctly, yeah, I've heard that people strongly associates smells with memories, and that a smell can evoke long "lost" ones. People also suggested me to read Perfume by Sussking, but I don't really see a point to it.

>>18694772
I could never do that, I'm too attracted to the female form. The gayest thing I think when I see a man that is objectively attractive (random hollywood actor/model/sportsman/whatever) is "Fuck, he sure gets lots of pussy with that 6 pack/smile/bone structure/etc".

>> No.18695132

>>18693950
coffeebros...we lost....

>> No.18695222

Foucault
Derrida
Hegel

>> No.18695235

>>18694134
This isn't fucking shit, but definitely not decent, how long have you been writing smut?

>> No.18695245

>>18695235
copypasta shit.

>> No.18695399
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>> No.18695422

>>18693950
Who is this semen demon

>> No.18695485

>>18694021
No.
No.
Haven't read it.
No.
Yes.
Yes.

>> No.18695626

>>18693950
I always describe Candide as 18th century shitposting.

>> No.18695659

>>18695422
Reverse pic search says Michele Alves

>> No.18695705

>>18695235
I like to write horny little bits when the mood strikes me.

>> No.18695775

The book of disquiet is essentially a huge schizopost