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What /lit/ would you read to your daughter?

>> No.18767319

Not Lolita

>> No.18767325

The Complete Works of Charlatan.

>> No.18767364

>>18767319
kek

>> No.18767389

The 12 steps of cuckolding

>> No.18767393

The Hobbit
Various selected Mythology
Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
Jane Austen

>> No.18767746

>>18767313
Aesop's phables

>> No.18767769

>>18767313
The 120 Days of Sodom

>> No.18767774

>>18767319
Just read it to her during sex.

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>>18767313

>> No.18768028

>>18767313
I'd start with the Greeks.

>> No.18768415

unironically ted

>> No.18768441

>>18767313
Something innocuous like Dr. Seuss. I'm not gonna read her serious /lit/ and risk her turning into a Mishima or a Mikhaila Peterson.

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literotica. I'd probably read very little to her and just sit her in front of the tv where rule 34 cartoon pprn is playing all day, and at night, to fall asleep to and to give subliminal conditioning, I'd play cock addiction and bimbo hypnosis to her
pic related is my dream daughter

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I really loved to strong young girl characters in this

>> No.18768501

>>18767313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlZSxjOTmpI

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I think Moomins would be good bedtime reading.

>>18768486
Main protagonists? You post this so much and I know so little about it.

>> No.18768514

A Wrinkle in Time.

>> No.18768519

>>18768464
Holy Based

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>> No.18768536

>>18768512
https://www.tiktok.com/@mr.wyeet/video/6934453035036855557

>>18768527
Cool pipe desu.

>> No.18768562

>>18768536
Not surprisingly that has no extra info. “Relatable character” doesn’t specify the sex of the MC. But now I know.

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>>18768527
Wrong pipe

>> No.18768567

>>18768536
Yeah, I know. Its on sale on Amazonas for only 45 bucks! But you can use the promo code BLKCDGTHER10 and get 5% off

>> No.18768577

>>18768527
>>18768565
/thread

>> No.18768582

>>18768527
Real men spend years learning to properly wood-carve and make their pipes themselves.

>> No.18768593

>>18768582
>thinks he's a real man
>takes YEARS to master wood carving
get good loser

>> No.18768605

>>18768582
I made a pipe out of wood when I was around 10 years old(drilled the long section with my dad's drill) and smoked random leaves and pine needles in it lol

>> No.18768613

>>18768582
As soon as a man hears that his baby will be a female, he should retreat to the shed and start carving

>> No.18768619

>>18768613
he should rejoice in the fact that he's going to get free cunny for the rest of his life

>> No.18768628

>>18768619
>for the rest of his life
But anon, won't she get older and then cease being prime cunny?

Ohhhh, you mean that you'll continually impregnate and then replace the old cunny with the hotness cunny, cunning.

>> No.18768633

>>18768619
He can also have his house full of young teenage girls without anyone batting an eye

>> No.18768636

>>18768605
I once lit the end of one of those hollow dried plant husks on fire and tried to inhale the fumes. Spent about the next 10 minutes coughing whilst my father fought back hysterics.

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>>18768536
>BIPOC
god i hate these fucking nu-words

>> No.18768771

>>18768582
I've been wanting to smoke a pipe again so bad for years and years but I can't because it flares up my ulcers.

>> No.18768785

>>18768771
Just imbibe enough alcohol to dull the pain. That will also, along with the smoking, prevent the problem from being a long-term one.

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is pipe smoking unhealthy?
is it as bad as cigs?
can I do it in public without coming across as a massive faggot?

>> No.18768801

>>18768790
>is pipe smoking unhealthy?
yes
>is it as bad as cigs?
probably not since you do not inhale the smoke but it's still very bad. you get different types of cancer
>can I do it in public without coming across as a massive faggot?
no, you will 100% come off as a gigantic pseud
smoke that shit at home

>> No.18768805

>>18768790
>is pipe smoking unhealthy?
uh yes
>is it as bad as cigs?
depends on what you smoke
>can I do it in public without coming across as a massive faggot?
not unless you're over 60, bearded and non retarded. since you're on 4chan, you'll never be able to do it even when you're over 60 and bearded

>> No.18768811

>>18768801
>>18768805
how can he pull it off but I can't?

>> No.18768812

>>18767313
Gospels
The Complete works of Thomas Malory (tales of king arthurs knights)
The Complete Works of Jane Austen
C.S. Lewis' Narnia
The Lord of The Rings
The Odyssey
Don Quixote
Novels of Dickens

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>>18768811
woops

>> No.18768823

>>18767313
Justine/Juliette

>> No.18768829

>>18768812
Also the Faerie Queene by Spenser

>> No.18768838

>>18768814
you shouldn't smoke a pipe for the early XX century nostalgia, you should smoke for the taste. Pipe smoking is completely different than cigarette smoke, you smoke cigarettes because you are addicted, you smoke a pipe as a pleasant habit while you read a book

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>>18768805
My grandpa did not have a beard though.
This is his pipe-rest

>> No.18768984

>>18768759
If you hate a word, you give it power over you.

>> No.18769294

>>18768838
I wish I was cool enough to pull of a pipe. Love to kill myself slowly with one of those bad boys.

>>18768915
Based. Was he actually a Nah-zee or did he just have a taste for shock.

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>>18769294
>Was he actually a Nah-zee or did he just have a taste for shock.
He suffered under nazi occupation and had a passion for history.
He was just a kid (14 or so) when they were finally defeated, and yet he had the maturity to not destroy his Wehrpass, and kept it as historical artifact.

>> No.18769402

>>18769327
Neat. So where are you from? Any other Nazi memorabilia?

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>>18769402

>> No.18769423

>>18767313
Unironically Anna Karennina. But then again they would probably not get the point.

>> No.18769430

>>18769402
>Neat. So where are you from?
I don't want to say
>>18769402
>Any other Nazi memorabilia?
There should be an original Mein Kampf in some box, haven't found it yet.

>> No.18769473

>>18769430
>I don't want to say
Pussy.

You know that picture will have geo-locating metadata in it right? You DID scrub the metadata, right anon?

>> No.18769558

>>18769473
>>18769430
4chan scrubs exif data. But I doubt the stasi is going to bust in your door no matter how much you post about your Nazi memorabilia.

>> No.18770957

>>18767313
She is only allowed to read the Bible.