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there are NO /c/ute books. Trust me, I looked very hard.
Fiction authors fall into three categories:
1. Show-offs who quote infinite references because they can't write their own shit. Basically all inclusive.
2. Fishermen who only care about hooking your attention with edgy violence or threats of.
3. Overly religious, one with the universe, zen fags.

If someone wrote a moe book they would literally be a billionaire with a ride at Universal. Mark my words it's gonna be me in 20 years.

>> No.18778164

>>18778153
That is a thing already. Fucking pseudry, but yes, you can make a lot of money with it.

>> No.18778168

kys anime-posting twitter immigrant

>> No.18778188

>>18778153
Write something cute right now OP, come on.

>> No.18778190

>>18778168
a n i m e w e e b s i t e

>> No.18778200

>>18778168
Couldn't have put it better myself, anime is fine but you don't see video game fans making a fucking faggy nuisance of themselves like this. Some subset of weebs is like furries, desperate to show off their "identity" and make others participate in it.

Get this shit off /lit/.

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>>18778190
Also
>implying Platero y yo isn't the cutest book ever made

>> No.18778214

>>18778153
Doestoevsky and dickens are very moe

>> No.18778239
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Fanged Noumenyaa

>> No.18778244

>>18778206
That cursor is annoying the shit out of me, delete this.

>> No.18778250

>>18778206
Isn't that from a yuzuge?

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>>18778164
There's really not though! It's certainly not "a thing" even if I did just not find anything yet. Nobody reads it.

>>18778188
I struggle. I wrote some short scene about a toddler climbing up and falling asleep in her brother's lap, but I feel it is missing a lot.

>>18778214
No.

>>18778200
I'm not sure if you're calling me an identity flaunter, but I am but a shitty writer who wants reference material from someone more professional. It's frustrating not to be able to find books. Why can't there be a properly tagged site like the boorus for books?

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>>18778153
>>18778244
Alright
>implying Platero y Yo isn't the cutest book ever made
>>18778250
yeah, cafe stella

>> No.18778285

I actually started writing a book with a bubble gum prose style, while still being literary.
the problem is I have no writing talent

>> No.18778290

>>18778260
>no

The fight scene pip has in great expectations is moe af

>> No.18778296

>>18778285
I don't watch anime though, its more inspired by music like Hannah Diamond and other Trance or hardcore stuff

>> No.18778309

>>18778267
That does look like a pretty cute ass.

>> No.18778326

>>18778267
My eyes have become adept at identifying yuzuges. I have over 4000 hours in every game of their venerable 11 titles long series, I remember all h-scenes by heart and every single line of dialogue. I proudly show my undying love for the company by constantly wearing a S*B shirt, flaunting its adult appeal on the streets of my hometown and leaving all completely in awe of its beauty. My arm has become so strong after beating my meat so much I am also the strongest lifter at the local gym, where all other inferior males have been initiated into yuzuges by my own self, leading to a general rise in physical performance. On my glorious, wide, well-defined chest I also present a stunningly-elaborate Sanoba tattoo, a metaphor for the equally refined plot and characters of the game
, and its sheer sight is capable of bringing women on their knees, begging me to fuck their lives out. Unfortunately for these common wenches, I already have a waifu, one who I will be loyal to for the rest of my life, and her name is Tsumugi.

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>>18778296
I was never necessarily into anime either, to be honest. Although I have watched a lot of it, it's more-so for the animation than the shitty writing.

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>>18778153
But I fall in love with fictional female characters in books all the time. Pic related is the most recent example.

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>>18778267
Not too cute. Most covers aren't good really. My university had one edition with beatiful ilustrations
but can't remember the damn edition right now.
>>18778326
I have a lot of appreciation for those nips. I'm pretty muscular too, you're probably right about the fitness correlation.

>> No.18778517

>>18778153
What the hell are you even talking about