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How do I become more Waldunian?

>> No.18980557

write proses that... sir... they... flow!

>> No.18980568

Still waiting for Liquid Waldun...

>> No.18980570

Easy, you post crappy threads to promote your book.

>> No.18980676
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18980676

Listen to a lot of Coldplay, scroll fast fashion retailers' instagrams and try to novelise it all. I feel like The Learned Disguise is Cotton 65%, Polyester 35% black slim-fit easy iron shirt/Sudden Rush of Blood to the Headesque, whereas L'Academie is his oversized surfwashed longsleeve t-shirt/Milo Xyloto.

>> No.18980687

>>18980553
suck cock

>> No.18980706

Let your actions be guided solely by youthful hubris.

>> No.18980711
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18980711

>RC Waldun
>can't control this hapa nigga remotely

>> No.18980725
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18980725

Guys, I think I might, be Waldunian.

>> No.18980729

>>18980711
>can't control this hapa nigga remotely

A bunch of /lit/ made him confess his shittiness and cancel his book just from their phones while posting from the toilet. He's remote controlled.

>> No.18980736

>>18980711
>>18980729
kek

>> No.18980746

>>18980725
When d'id you real'ize,friend?

>> No.18981103

>>18980553
get your lower ribs removed so you can suck your own cock

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>>18980729
Bro went from bragging about how no one could put the book down to taking it down from everywhere in about a week. kdbooks was too hard on his sweet bussy :(

>> No.18981148

>>18980553
Why it's easy, you go against Waldun. The progress of the Waldunian is born out of the hate for waldun that made the Waldunchads and furthered the conceptualization of the waldunian. We just need more of it to finally be able to see what the 'waldunian' truly is. But it has to be balanced. The overflow of Waldunchads and lack or sub-par waldun hate generated the lack of waldunschollars we're seeing now. The balance must be restored. We'll se what happens in the future.

>> No.18981169

>>18980725
How many buttplugs, anon?