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R.C. Waldun has done it again folks! Pure orthodoxies! Flowing proses! Sir... my God sir, absolutely splendid, sir!

>> No.19003611

Is this real? I didn't think anyone had read that far, save KDBooks (peace be upon him)

>> No.19003630

>>19003589
>The DARKENING sky painted the clouds in BRIGHT ORANGES
TRULY WALDUNESQUE!!!

>> No.19003647

>>19003589
The part where Eddington dies of ligma is some of the most tragic and beautiful prose ever put to paper.

>> No.19003662

>>19003647
*proses

>> No.19003667

>>19003589
horrible typesetting. every print-on-demand book looks like this too.

>> No.19003685

>>19003611
Sneed has read the entire thing, but there are no other confirmed scholars as far as I know. I'm probably going to finish this tonight and it has been a great ride

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>>19003589

>> No.19003912

>>19003611
The book is 29 chapters long but the first 10 are more than half the book--Waldun is a genuine master of pacing and his editors did a wonderous job tightening things up and trimming the fat.

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19003916

I just assumed that L'Académie was a critique of our current education system but it appears that Wally is perfectly content with modern University and is just making up a story for no reason. The Eddington Window is incredibly powerful...

>> No.19003931

>>19003630
>>19003742
The absurdity of it is so kafkaesque.

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>>19003916
My mistake Mr. Social Critic Valdun

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Nooooooooo! Waldunthuds, how could this happen to us??

>> No.19004032

>>19003978
Holy fuck the narcissism

>> No.19004048

>>19003589
Hmm worse than I thought.

>> No.19004414

>>19003985
We keep losing

>> No.19004442

>>19003985
Yikes, can’t wait for waldunthots to disappear

>> No.19004622

>>19003589
kek i laughed out loud at this

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19004837

Waldun can do no wrong

>> No.19004857

>>19003589
an incredible first two sentences.

>> No.19004861

>>19003589
its not that bad

>> No.19004864

>>19004837
If he was a tranny I would destroy that bussy. But alas :(

>> No.19004867

lit needs to rewrite a chapter of this book

>> No.19005009

>>19003978
>drawing in epicanthal folds
holy fuck he wants to be white so fucking badly

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>>19004032
How is being a writer narcissistic?

>> No.19005199

In the evening light of the street-lamp, the board seemed an alien blue. An /an/ banner decorated the top, and above it an empty space where the adblocker made its toll.

"Tom, you are insane", I broke the silence.
No one answered.
"You do not even know who this waldun guy is. Who is he? Why is he?"
I do not know. There are only waldun threads. The rest were hidden. Who hid them? Was it me? It was time to touch grass.

>> No.19006269

>>19003589
Waldun is a big nerd and nothing can change my mind

>> No.19006451

A decade from now academics will still be debating who got it right: Orwell or Huxley. Waldunchads will sit in the back of the lecture halls with a slight smirk on their face. They're still debating this...even after all these years? Heh. They'll get up and move slowly to the door.

As a cool wind blows through the campus they'll put their earbuds in and adjust their collar. Slyly, they'll drop a copy of L'Academie onto the ground. It's not rubbish--but it will surely be picked up...eventually.

>> No.19006544

>>19003978
He really thinks he's a genius huh?

>> No.19006552

>>19003589
Literally reads like a shitpost

>> No.19006560

>>19003589
you're late
cringe

>> No.19006572

Neck yourself

>> No.19006580

>>19006560
I've been reading the book since I got it on August 17th. I was an active participant in all L'Académie discussion threads. I am a fellow Waldun Scholar, sir.

>> No.19007547

Joe mama... epic