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>Why yes I read a lot!
>I love spreading my brain-legs and filling my head up with another man's thoughts!
>My favourite philosopher is Cunt! Did you know he never had sex?

>> No.19256808

What a truly terrible, awful thread. I would rather smell an unhealthy shit in a public restroom than read this thread. I'm imagining the smell of diseased fat man shit to cleanse my mental palate of this horrible nightmare of a thread. The air is thick and warm. I am escaping. I will never read this thread again.

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>>19256808
Name one thing that is wrong with this thread.
Also, by reading this thread, you willingly spread your brain-legs and allowed me to inseminate your consciousness with my thoughts. Thank you. Thanks.

>> No.19257989

>>19256799
based

>> No.19258253

>>19256799
bump
This is the most important thread on /lit/ right now

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>>19256799
>filling my head with another man’s thoughts
how about fill your head with another woman’s thoughts

>> No.19258554

>>19256799
But if I take seriously the logic you describe and stopped reading, wouldn't I have just filled up my brain with your thoughts?

>> No.19258561

best lit thread 2021

>> No.19258565

>>19256799
>Did you know he never had sex?
What, how the fuck is that even possible? How can a person actually live without having sex?

>> No.19258567

>>19258565
He never left his hometown and didnt do anything except go for a walk every day at the same time

>> No.19259001

>>19258565
haha yeah i know crazy right

>> No.19259004

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

>> No.19259049

I only read other people's writing so that I may process their ideas and then take the parts that interest me and claim them as my own later on.

All these previous authors, these losers who sacrificed years perhaps decades of their lives trying to create something profound -- in essence all they did was allow me to outshine them as a writer using their own ideas, doing the hard thinking for me. What a bunch of fools. I have played the western literary canon for absolute fools.

>> No.19259054

>>19256799
Fuck off OP, now Im going to equate reading with sex.

>> No.19260084

>>19259049
>Peak consumption

The Future consumes the Past, the Present presents the Body, are you of the Body?

>> No.19260115

>>19256799
spread open your brain legs and take my cum shot

>> No.19260133

>>19256799
Reminder that jannies read this thread (spread their brain legs for OP) and decided it is of good enough quality to stay on the board

>> No.19260147

>>19258554
I do not trust you italians.