/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19276284]

Which books will teach me to be as chill and easygoing as possible?

[Anonymous No.19276291]

>>19276284
the post contained within the image you posted

[Anonymous No.19276297]

>>19276284
the Bible

[Anonymous No.19276304]

>>19276297
Not at all, maybe Ecclesiastes but it's more like resignation than being chill
>>19276291
Are you implying I shouldn't look for more? But I struggle to apply that post to my life

[Anonymous No.19276323]

>>19276304
Truth is found in brevity

[Anonymous No.19276356]

>>19276284
Candide ou l'Optimiste

[Anonymous No.19276364]

>>19276284
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

harlan ellison's short stories always calm me down :)

[Anonymous No.19276375]

>>19276284
The book of Chuang Tzu

[Anonymous No.19276421]

start meditating for 10 minutes a day using kriya method.

[Anonymous No.19276553]

>>19276284

[Anonymous No.19276577]

>>19276284
Seneca

[Anonymous No.19276583]

>>19276553
based

[Anonymous No.19276586]

>>19276553
extremely based

[Anonymous No.19276601]

>>19276375

[Anonymous No.19276622]

>>19276553
I'm inclined to say based

[Anonymous No.19276639]

>>19276284
Unironically With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa helped me realize just how small potatoes my current problems are, that and determinist literature as well as moral relativism really calms me down in a way that I think is pretty healthy.

[Anonymous No.19276657]

>>19276364
based writer of the best star trek episode

[Anonymous No.19276723]

>>19276553
>have this pepe card in my wallet
>get in a car crash
>i cant breathe, gonna bleed out soon
>EMT arrives and performs a wallet biopsy to see if I have health insurance before helping me
>EMT sees the pepe card in my wallet
>"wait, isn't this that racist internet frog that white supremacists love? fuck this racist I'm not going resuscitate him!"
>he lets me bleed out and tells the police I was DOA
feels bad, man

[Anonymous No.19276726]

>>19276375
This and Daodejing.

[Anonymous No.19276782]

>>19276723
At least you won't have to figure out how you'll ever afford to retire.

[Anonymous No.19277491]

>>19276723
>feels bad, man
read the card again

[Anonymous No.19278551]

>>19276553

[Anonymous No.19278612]

>>19276723
I have a laminated California firearm safety certificate in my wallet with a sticker of Trump on it that says “In Your Heart You Know He’s Right.” I don’t care if they resuscitate me.

[Anonymous No.19278630]

>>19276723
I don’t base my decisions on if they will or won’t discourage other people from saving me

[Anonymous No.19278675]

>>19278612
Based for the WIN!

[Anonymous No.19278757]

>>19276553
I'm going to do this right now but I only have a laser black and white printer, will replace and laminate when I get the opportunity. Thank you anon, can't wait to get into a few awkward situations and find ways to win out, as a mental exercise and exposure therapy not for pussy or some gay shit.

[Anonymous No.19278787]

>>19276723
An ambulance doesn't check your insurance that's why healthcare in America is so fucked. Less than half the people at hospitals are paying customers even through insurance and it's probably less 20% of people picked up by an ambulance.

[Anonymous No.19278848]

>>19276284
Psycho Cybernetics

[Anonymous No.19279488]

>>19276284
Meditations

[Anonymous No.19279494]

>>19278787
>people in need of emergency health care seek emergency health care thats why this country is fucked
Anon...

[Anonymous No.19279501]

>>19276284
unironically Gravitys Rainbow. Join the preterite friend, fade into the background.

[Anonymous No.19279513]

>>19276723
As an EMT I can say that we don't give any amount of a shit whether you have insurance or not, that won't stop billing from sending that bill right to you though, ambulances are fucked up, we charge you 800 dollars base pay for a ride to the hospital and a blood pressure check, EMTs dont do shit friends, take yourself.

>>19278612
I dont think you realize how trumpy EMS workers are, this is a very blue collar job

[Anonymous No.19279576]

>>19279513
What I always hear is to never ever call EMT unless it's dire. If they're passed out from drinking just prop them up. I got an ambulance called on me once when I passed out from drinking & it was like 1000$

[Anonymous No.19279599]

>>19279576
yea its super fucked up man, my thinking is I would only ever call one if I couldnt move, otherwise its worth taking yourself

[Anonymous No.19279666]

>>19276553
It’s the background on my phone

[Anonymous No.19279713]

>>19276284
Niggerocity: Tap Into Your Inner Nigger by DeAntonio Freeman.

[Anonymous No.19280044]

>>19279494
If they cared so much about their health, why didn't they have insurance? Fake fans of health only pretend to like it when they are bleeding all over the pavement.

[Anonymous No.19280053]

>>19280044
Instead of calling 911 like betas, they should just stop caring and imagine the pepe

[Anonymous No.19280054]

>>19276297

Garbage answer.
Even the son of God is unable to find any chill.
Certainly not easygoing.

Name me one character, or story that is chill in any way in the bible.

[Anonymous No.19280118]

>>19276723
There are so many reasons why this would never happen.

[Anonymous No.19280291]

>>19276284
Daodejing

[Anonymous No.19281118]

>>19280044
>Fake fans of health
Love it