>>19281449
That's really sad, anon. You should at least find a buddy to drink and jerk it with. I had friend like that once. Very handsome fella that went by Robin, though his real name was Chris. It was his middle name, I think. His parents might've liked Winnie the Pooh. Maybe they just hated their kid. I never asked. In any event we used to drink together. Whatever he could steal from his folks, which meant that it was usually mixer. Tasted like shit but I guess that hardly matters when you're drinking to get wasted. Never fucked him in the ass, but he was a handsome fella. Turned out to be bi or something. We were real competitive about who came first, which I usually did. It was sort of rigged against me from the start, since I still had my foreskin. He wasn't Jewish, either, just American. We also made it a point never to look at each other while that went down. We'd sit back to back, each of us goading the other in whichever way we could. One felt a great sense of camaraderie in those moments. We were in the dark, too. That's what we went camping for. Well, he liked the fishing and I liked the fire, but the drinking was a big draw. I think his dad began to get an idea of what was going on, because he'd sometimes make faces at me. Maybe he thought I was gay, or that I was boinking his kid. He used to be quite the man's man; broke horses, fixed cars, owned this great big chopper that he said was a Harley Davidson. He got fat, though. Anyway, I lost touch with him after I left to college. I kind of miss him sometimes. Drinking wasn't ever really the same without him. Didn't like the guys there, either. A girl, you can get any kind. It doesn't really matter except that you gotta be sure she's not too stupid, otherwise she'll get bored. There's no such thing as a really clever girl. Guys, the really clever ones are the only ones worth going after. Or, at least, that have a certain something in them. He wasn't too bright, but he sure was handsome. Could really hold his liquor, too. I don't know. Get a friend like that, anon. Stop being lonely.