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19497005 No.19497005 [Reply] [Original]

I underline cool sentences with a pencil and always skip the forewords

>> No.19497010
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19497010

If i dont know a word I just make up my own definition and keep reading.

>> No.19497023
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19497023

>reading
I get my knowledge soley from esoteric masters, passing down a verbal tradition since man first began

>> No.19497028

Every five to ten pages I throw my pen at my wife just hard enough to hurt her

>> No.19497029
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19497029

I read fantasy books out loud in a Gandalf voice ready for when I have sons

>> No.19497034

>>19497028
umm.... hello....?!?!
based department?

>> No.19497041

>>19497005
I highlight things in a pretty but always random color and write little notes that say "OMG!!! Dakota [Warren] would soooooo <3 this!!!"

>> No.19497042

When I finish reading a page I rip it out and throw it in the waste paper basket. When I get to the very last page I burn it without reading the ending.

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19497044

I refuse to watch movies or listen to music for days before reading to boost my imagination

>> No.19497049

>>19497005
In public - not reading, just blankly staring at the page, turning every 20 seconds, furrowed brow, shaking your head and chuckling to yourself every five minutes

>> No.19497050

>>19497049
Puppetmaster

>> No.19497051

I read the analysis and abridged plot of a book before actually reading it.

>> No.19497070

>>19497005
I tell authors that i have pirated their book and cannot wait to read it, if they get pissy with me i dont read it. If they are nice i do and then tell my friends online that it is a good book.

>> No.19497122

>>19497044
/lit/pill me on Manson

>> No.19497127

>>19497023
>verbal
>using thoughts at all
You still have much to learn

>> No.19497135

>>19497029
This makes me want to die

>> No.19497136

>>19497010
This is how I learned English. I just read the sentences RuneScape spat out at me and projected some meaning onto them. In my defense, there were no good online translators back then.

>> No.19497168

>>19497070
Do some authors actually get annoyed at this? I might make a Twitter just to message R Scott Bakker and tell him I pirated his books and they were shit. He's the type of guy to sperg out over that

>> No.19497172

>>19497028
I'm hoping Kazak fingers typed this blessed post.

>> No.19497180

>>19497005
Forewords are the most comfy part of the book sometimes

>> No.19497190

>>19497070
My fucking sides