The only woman I will ever call based

[Anonymous No.19775047]

>writes wuthering heights 2 centuries ago
>book features a tantrum-throwing womanchild and a violent man consumed by bitterness
>book becomes massive success contrary to the obnoxiousness of said characters
>retard male directors try to adapt book for an entire century depicting heathcliff and catherine as toned down normie-friendly versions of themselves
How the fuck did a woman manage to write some of the most brutally characterized characters in all of fiction only for men to romanticize them to hell?

[Anonymous No.19775112]

>>19775047
Why hasnt a woman adapted in this more appropriate way?

[Anonymous No.19775118]

>>19775047
Shit I knew I should have done 3 seconds of research before assuming you were honest

Wuthering Heights (2011)

Director
Andrea Arnold
Writers
Andrea Arnold(screenplay)Olivia Hetreed(screenplay)

[Anonymous No.19775119]

>>19775112
Kate Bush's red dress version is exactly the kind of perfect adaptation of tone you just can't stretch to 90mins.

[Anonymous No.19775129]

>>19775118
that one has its own problems
plus women don't make good directors

[Anonymous No.19775133]

The only thing Heathcliff did wrong was not marrying Catherine Linton himself

[Anonymous No.19775134]

>>19775119
I prefer the white dress version.

[Anonymous No.19775151]

>>19775112
>>19775118
>>19775119
>>19775129
woah woah woah I never said that the reason the adaptations are bad is "men"
I was just calling attention to how bronte had more spine than the people trying to adapt her. There's been women too of course

[Anonymous No.19775160]

>>19775134
>white dress
Pleb
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

[Anonymous No.19775170]

>>19775151
>only for men to romanticize them to hell?

[Anonymous No.19775182]

>>19775151
Ok well I ain't reading that shit so please start an online petition to get a great male or female director to adapt the story legitimately please

Or get a team together and do it low budget af whatever just for fun but do it as you see correct

[Anonymouṡ No.19775183]

>>19775047

<writes the book her brother should have written in your path>

[Anonymous No.19775191]

>>19775170
yes men as in "people". Is that too regressive for you? The women directors that came later just aped their male predecessors like typical women anyway

[Anonymous No.19775192]

>>19775047
there are many more based women in the world you dullard

[Anonymous No.19775200]

>>19775192
anon move out of you'r mum's place

[Anonymous No.19775206]

>>19775192
don't care I just wanted to talk about wutheting heights. The book characters are total wrecks and none of the movies do them justice

[Anonymous No.19775207]

>>19775047
Anglo women are either beautiful, or ugly and there is little in between. Why is this?

[Anonymous No.19775299]

>>19775206
Have you seen the 1978 BBC mini series?

[Anonymous No.19775320]

>>19775207
You look at pictures of them on 4chan, cherry-picked by anglo supremacists and latins for their own goals.

[Anonymous No.19775384]

>>19775207
Wouldn't you consider the one in OP to be exactly both?

[Anonymous No.19775484]

>>19775299
oh shit that one looks pretty faithful
thanks a bunch

[Anonymous No.19775488]

>>19775484
Old BBC is gold for shit like that.

[Anonymous No.19776115]

>>19775183
nietcel's daughter looked like THAT?

[Anonymous No.19776125]

>>19776115
It's his sister.

[Anonymous No.19776144]

>>19776125
Oh that explains a lot ... her pretenders must have bullied him while meeting their parents

[Anonymous No.19776145]

>>19775183
Disgusting bitch

[Anonymous No.19776314]

>>19775119
The tone is that of vapid pop music, it's not a good adaptation let alone perfect. There's no pathos in her squeaky voiced lyrics of awkward dancing, and visually it's the level of a college art project. You're nuts.

[Anonymous No.19776324]

>>19775047
There's decent female authors out there but you have to look pretty hard. I'd say that some of the stuff Evelyn Waugh wrote is just as good (or nearly as good) as anything written by a man. I was pleasantly surprised when I read Brideshead Revisisted.

[Anonymous No.19776336]

>>19775047
Wuthering Heights is trash. Overblown kitsch. No wonder it's so popular among the same class of women who listen to Kate Bush, Lingua Ignota, and cry watching sitcom reunions.

[Anonymous No.19776390]