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I want sex. Not at this very moment because I just masturbated, but in general

>> No.19814254

Stop making low-effort threads.

>> No.19814260

>>19814245
>phoneposter
shitpost. back to plebbit

>> No.19814266

And I wish the /wsg/ didn’t get archived because I bought taming of the shrew and ripped through the intro and play in a day to be able to discuss this yet here we are.

>> No.19814268

>>19814245
Sex for recreational purposes is bad and opens a gateway to hell.
Masturbation opens up mini portals to demons that can infect and rot the mind.
You are absolute filth and should feel immense shame over what you did. I would drag you out onto the streets and whip you. You are sick. Stop masturbating and wanting sex.

>> No.19814273

I've been making much use of the report button recently, surprisingly jannies do their jobs. fuck jannies anyways. bye bye OP

>> No.19814274

>>19814245
Go gay.

>> No.19814283
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19814283

>>19814245
Define sex

>> No.19814289
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19814289

I hope OP gets b& for frog posting

>> No.19814291

>>19814245
touch grass

>> No.19814294

>>19814245
Same (super lit by the way).

>> No.19814297

>>19814245
Same. If I don't have it before the year is out then something bad will happen.

>> No.19814300

NIGGER = KIKE

>> No.19814304
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19814304

Based, need me a girl like this.

>> No.19814305

>>19814291
OP here. Can I have sex with grass? No. So what's the point of touching it? I'd rather touch YOU if you get what I mean ;)

>> No.19814315

>>19814304
My sister looks like this. You can sleep with her for a night if you buy me a new game for Switch :D

>> No.19814318

>>19814315
I'm in

>> No.19814333
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19814333

All I want is 10 sex partners. 10 sex partners the last being my wife. That's not too much to ask. 10 isn't loads. That's it. 9 shags and a lifetime of matrimony is enough for me. If one of the shags could be a hot mild that would be ideal but I won't be picky.

>> No.19814340

>>19814333
Man, kill yourself

>> No.19814344

>>19814268
>I would drag you out onto the streets and whip you.
Don't forget to choke him and sit on his face.
>>19814315
I can sleep with her regardless

>> No.19814345
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19814345

>>19814333
Granted!
>gets raped by 10 feral niggers
>the last one takes you as his sissy wife

>> No.19814348

>>19814304
Your going to have a hard time finding a girl that looks like she has a heavy beauty filter on in real life…

>> No.19814368

>>19814340
I won't.
>>19814345
Damn, next time I'll get them.

>> No.19814374

>>19814368
>I won't
I know but you should

>> No.19814396

>>19814245
Go out and socialize
Get cash and lease a good escort.
There are no more alternatives

>> No.19814397

>>19814374
Sorry, I just disagree.