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Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:32:38 2022 No.19967744 [Reply] [Original]

I just stole a book from my university's library.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:34:57 2022 No.19967756 dubs=checked based department=called post=upvoted

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:38:44 2022 No.19967777 >>19967744 What book?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:40:14 2022 No.19967783 >>19967777 Checked and a collection of critical essays on Don Quixote

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:40:47 2022 No.19967787 >>19967777 Das Kapitol Volume 2

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 21:40:59 2022 No.19967788 >>19967744 >"Anon we require you to pay 15 dollars to the library or else you will not be able to graduate."

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 22:44:18 2022 No.19968038 >>19967744 I've stolen 3 so far, they haven't any metal detectors

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 22:46:30 2022 No.19968050 >>19968038 Good. Universities deserve to be stolen from.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 22:47:18 2022 No.19968054 >>19967744 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 22:51:42 2022 No.19968079 File: 8 KB, 205x246, 9FAE3E83-1A56-4CD1-8ABE-D25B140EA90C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19967744

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 22:53:56 2022 No.19968092 File: 265 KB, 1920x1080, mcdonalds-hamburglar-close-up-shot-two.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I jacked off in my university library

Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:29:59 2022 No.19968223

I stole a book from the library by accident. Scanned all the books but forgot to scan one and then the book theft thing beeped loudly and the librarian told me to just go ahead as she saw I scanned them. I thought about keeping it but when I opened the book I realized it was in French and then decided to just give it back

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:31:26 2022 No.19968232 >>19967783 Which one? I have a few of those

Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:31:50 2022 No.19968236
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I stole 50 (the max you can check out) from the Seattle Central Library last month.

Suck my dick I already ripped off the library tags, dust covers, and taped off the worn edges. MY BOOKS NOW. MINE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:32:27 2022 No.19968238 >>19968236 Are you nigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:32:54 2022 No.19968240 The niggest thread on 4chan

Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:34:32 2022 No.19968251
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>>19968238
White. The library is an enormous homeless shelter that despite being a modern hellhole of 10 floors, has closed off every level for COVID and they only allow you to order books for hold online, but allow bums to shoot up and overdose which I saw both of going to pick up my books. The paramedic held the door for me.

Anonymous Mon Feb 21 23:36:41 2022 No.19968265

>>19968223
Pussy. Your school decides to rob people of tuition money, allow the syllabus to require $300 books that book companies predatorily price gouge, and then they allow hundreds if not thousands of international students to come learn at your schools to replace the home country’s workers, and you’re worried about their book?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 00:35:00 2022 No.19968516 >>19968236 >I stole fiddy books Bazinga

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 06:03:45 2022 No.19969444 >>19968236 >>19968251 You're doing God's work, book thief

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 07:13:30 2022 No.19969612 >>19968092 holy shit, you really did it. you're a madman. did you do it in the bathroom? hiding between the shelves?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 07:28:36 2022 No.19969663 I used to steal books from the adult section in the library as a kid. But i would bring them back so idk if that counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 07:37:06 2022 No.19969685 >>19969612 NTA but a foreign exchange student was bending over in front of me in tights and I sauntered off to the bathroom and jacked off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 07:49:31 2022 No.19969720 >>19968232 The one edited by Harold Bloom. I could've bought one online, but I hate my university.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 07:49:55 2022 No.19969722 >>19967744 You fucker!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 11:09:10 2022 No.19970325 >>19967787 You wish you fucking tranny nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 11:14:36 2022 No.19970345 >>19967744 I stole Mask of Apollo from a department store with a big fake library to make the bedding section look homey

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 11:14:44 2022 No.19970346 You can almost rationalize stealing from a university library if it's something no one has checked out since the 80's

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 11:30:08 2022 No.19970398 File: 88 KB, 1000x500, _H_E2AP8Jkmx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19969444 trips of truth

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 11:31:43 2022 No.19970400 I bought a used book from amazon that was stolen from a library

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 12:22:45 2022 No.19970584 >>19967744 I stole 15 by accident and no-one seems to have noticed. >>19968092 I have also done this (on multiple occasions).

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 12:24:39 2022 No.19970591 >>19970346 What's to rationalize? It's an institution that deserves zero respect. It should be robbed and then burnt to the ground. Fuck it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 13:06:01 2022 No.19970732 >>19970346 It's hard to know when it was last checked out now due to the borrowing system being completely digital

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 14:20:06 2022 No.19971084 >>19970591 Gamer moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 14:46:28 2022 No.19971186 For the life of me, I cannot even bear the idea of acting upon such temptation. All of your justifications and rationalization makes sense for me, but I am reminded that theft is a sin, and drives me further away from God.

Anonymous Tue Feb 22 14:53:42 2022 No.19971222

>>19968092
There was a big case here about someone getting caught while jerking off and he wrote a 8 letter statement about how he is an INTP and only wanted to share the happyness he experienced on that day, not understand why someone would try to fuck him over for that, that the girl who caught him was chinese, which he found out because after travelling the world for a long time he is able to identify her accent with ease, and people of her culture don't understand what sharing your enjoyment means etc. It was a massive shitpost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 14:56:15 2022 No.19971231 >>19971186 It's for the better, stealing became a slippery slope for me, starting with bookstores and uni libraries and ending up with random appliances nowadays. In a month I steal at least 500USD of value.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 15:53:56 2022 No.19971502 >>19968092 One of the libraries on campus was a public sex hotspit for several decades. It still kind of is, but only students are allowed in anymore. And this is a prestigious university.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 16:23:04 2022 No.19971611 >>19971231 What do you steal?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 16:24:22 2022 No.19971615 >>19968240 It'd be nig to steal from a public library, not so much a private library.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 16:25:44 2022 No.19971625 >>19970346 I do worry that they throw out good but obscure books.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 17:00:42 2022 No.19971745 >>19971625 Have you seen the junk they have at university libraries? They throw nothing away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 17:15:27 2022 No.19971818 >>19967783 yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 18:14:41 2022 No.19972161 >>19967744 checked and based and kleptopilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 18:18:17 2022 No.19972172 >>19968038 what good would metal detectors do for books lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 19:00:15 2022 No.19972374 >>19971502 Columbia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 19:58:05 2022 No.19972601 >>19967744 How do you get past the rfid things?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 20:06:04 2022 No.19972630 >>19967744 im okay with this the universities are hell gay and throw out classics

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 20:50:58 2022 No.19972822 >>19971222 Checked and kekked

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 20:52:38 2022 No.19972829 >>19971186 >christcuck brainwashing prevents another rational person from hurting their enemies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 20:54:32 2022 No.19972838 >>19971615 >public library Not any better. You're delusional if you think there's a single institution that's not corrupt. We are in the looting phase of civilization.

Anonymous Tue Feb 22 20:58:00 2022 No.19972860

>>19970591
The library is an unambiguously good thing amidst the hellscape of modern society. If you steal books without a good reason you're contributing to societal decay, one little bit at a time. If it's rare and you want to scan it, you can borrow any book for at least a day. It's only really moral if they're actually planning to throw the books out, which they tend not to do.

Stealing from Barnes and Noble though? Yeah that's fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 21:01:22 2022 No.19972879 File: 311 KB, 1114x1326, 1626664905069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19967744 I've 'permanently borrowed' dozens of books from my university's physics and classics departments. I have no qualms about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 21:16:44 2022 No.19972932 >>19968236 same except i sold them to half-priced books

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 22:37:11 2022 No.19973296 >>19972838 You are delusional if you think the same people sharing a bus seat with you on the way to their underpaid job are the people planning your demise. Librarians are practically social workers at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 22:38:43 2022 No.19973300 >>19967744 >op stole abbie hoffmans steal this book Well i mean you were just following directions right anon?

Anonymous Tue Feb 22 22:42:59 2022 No.19973321

>>19972172

They put stickers in the front of books that have a foil in them and for expensive hard backs (like obscure textbooks) they put a magnetic tag in the spine. Book thieves can pull out stickers but it stops normal people having a flight of fancy and putting something they like in their bag.

I have never stolen from the library. They let you borrow the books for free.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 22:57:51 2022 No.19973375 >>19973321 >they do it for free

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 22 23:26:33 2022 No.19973474 >>19972374 Other coast. UCLA

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 00:06:44 2022 No.19973589 >>19967744 stealing from universities is always okay and should be encouraged

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 06:45:34 2022 No.19974585 >>19969444 Cheeeeecked

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:44:54 2022 No.19975984 >>19967744 You are not White.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 23 13:56:35 2022 No.19976044 >>19967777 Nice quads

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