dark academia is alive and well and living in melbourne

[Anonymous No.20024241]

this looks dope fr fr

[Anonymous No.20024246]

clean your disgusting nails

[Anonymous No.20024247]

Man fingers, dirty filthy fingernails

[Anonymous No.20024251]

>>20024241
What book is this?

[Anonymous No.20024253]

>>20024246
>>20024247
hello virgins
>>20024251
ON SUN SWALLOWING by dakota warren

[Anonymous No.20024258]

>>20024253
hello savannah brown and sally rooney thread maker

still forcing this meme i see, why do you always do it on weekends

[Anonymous No.20024267]

>>20024258
>still forcing this meme i see
likewise, mr schizo

[Anonymous No.20024280]

>>20024267
couldn't you pick a better gimmick? the sally rooney threads i get, but this is just spamming an instagram self-publish influencer.

[Anonymous No.20024371]

>>20024241
>The Art of Running Away
>Mirrors Are Best Kept Hidden
>Stinking Pyschopomp Succubus
>God Is A Cocktail On A Saturday Night
>Sunday Morning Psychosis
>The Blood on Humbert's Hands
>Extract From A Love Letter or Murder Confession
>Philosophy Between the Cotton Sheets
>Lilith
>3:33 AM
Women, everybody.

But in all honesty is any of this good? Or is it just complete garbage? Above or below Rupi Kaur? I did think about ordering this, but I didn't feel comfortable knowing this whore was going to receive money from me. I didn't want to enable her. If she wants money from simps, she should become a camwhore.

[Anonymous No.20024385]

>>20024371
lana del rey has and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.20024406]

>>20024385
>Maybe that way
>we can trick
>our fathers
>into wanting us.

[Anonymous No.20024411]

>>20024385
This is no worse than the kinda poetry that wins awards these days.

[Anonymous No.20024418]

>>20024385
>Me me me me me me
God, this is so obnoxious. At least she capitalized the Is, unlike all the other zoomer 'poets'.

[Anonymous No.20024421]

>>20024385
>Maybe that way
>we can trick
>our fathers
>into wanting us.

[Anonymous No.20024438]

>>20024385
This has nothing to do with Lana Del Rey. Leave Lana out of this.

[Anonymous No.20024457]

did she sign it?

[Anonymous No.20024458]

>>20024385
She's good.

[Anonymous No.20024470]

>>20024457
yes

[Anonymous No.20024481]

poetry's ded

[Anonymous No.20024484]

>>20024241
Let me guess. You kiss the lipstick stain every day. I would.

[Anonymous No.20024492]

>>20024385
Why is this bad
Pls explain
>>20024418
Man that always seemed brainlet criticism to me

[Anonymous No.20024499]

I hate women so much it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.20024502]

>>20024470
>Please take care of yourself whilst you indulge in my hedonistic mediocrities and please remember I am perhaps the most unreliable narrator of all.

[Anonymous No.20024524]

>>20024492
tired imagery
shitty alliteration
unearned callbacks to le classics as a form of autoauthenticity
ponderous and sappy in general

[Anonymous No.20024529]

Fucking disgusting fingernails nearly made me puke, clean them you utter filthbag

[Anonymous No.20024536]

>>20024385
It’s just fine, mediocre.
Not worth publishing without a guarantee of sales from her sycophants.
It’s like if 4chan incels decided to write generic poems about being lonely and not getting pussy, not much substance wrapped in just enough style to seem like it’s saying something but not so much that it looks pretentious.

[Anonymous No.20024547]

>>20024385
What the fuck is this atrocious meter?

[Anonymous No.20024565]

Praying for a Waldun as Poet saga to get him out of his I'm a Creative slump. OSS makes LD look quite childish indeed.

[Anonymous No.20024568]

Is it on goodreads? Can we get our boy KD to dunk on this one as well?

[Anonymous No.20024582]

>>20024502
kek I thought of something along those lines too
>>20024524
I guess I don't get it either way and I won't until I read more poetry
>>20024536
Give me a generic poem about not getting pussy

[Anonymous No.20024583]

>>20024565
dakotafags aren't ready for jamie joyce and brother speare

[Anonymous No.20024588]

>>20024568
he's a heccin feminist ally, he won't be dunking on the LADIES anytime soon. chink twinks like waldun are fine though

[Anonymous No.20024590]

>>20024582
The penis
It destroyed its cage
Yes
YES
The penis is out

[Anonymous No.20024593]

>>20024470
Show the signature on the front page. That's a printed signature. I just watched her vlog. She signed them on the very first page. I want to see if she left you a special note or if it was just the generic heart + Dakota signature.
Also you're probably Dakota herself with hands like those, and would also explain why you didn't show the signature on the first page, because as Dakota herself, why would you sign your own book?

[Anonymous No.20024600]

>>20024593
they're from her instagram retard

[Anonymous No.20024612]

>>20024600
Yeah I realized that after I posted it when I reread the OP.

[Anonymous No.20024628]

>>20024593
>>20024600
>>20024612
lol good sleuthing, anon

[Anonymous No.20024631]

>>20024582
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My penis is going to rape you

[Anonymous No.20024649]

>>20024631
roses are red
violets are blue
bend over whore!
so I can penetrate you

[Anonymous No.20024688]

There's literally artsy/tasteful nudes of her in this poetry book...I think I'm going to order one...

[Anonymous No.20024691]

>>20024418
Truly spoken as someone who has no idea what he's talking about

[Anonymous No.20024702]

>>20024688
shame about the poetry

[Anonymous No.20024709]

>>20024688
>TASCHEN: Big Book of Dakota's Bum

[Anonymous No.20024718]

>>20024688
Women are awful creatures.

[Anonymous No.20024730]

you KNOW she finna pop off in this one

[Anonymous No.20024749]

>>20024568
Unsurprisingly it's filled almost exclusively with 5 star reviews from teenage girls with Donna tart and song of achilles in their favorites list.

[Anonymous No.20024760]

>>20024688
I mean shes gotta sell the book somehow right?

[Anonymous No.20024764]

>>20024730
Honestly she's still more profound than Nietzsche

[Anonymous No.20024788]

>>20024582
Oh god I'm so sad
Oh god I'm so lonely
My only friends are figurines and pony's.

[Anonymous No.20024797]

>>20024691
seethe more

[Anonymous No.20024822]

>>20024688
It's not even sexy, she's not even attractive.
Wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.20024834]

>>20024822
u gay senpai?

[Anonymous No.20024840]

>>20024822
>she's not even attractive
Anon...you might be gay or nonwhite. But most nonwhites also love white women more than white people. So you must be gay.

[Anonymous No.20024841]

Qrd on what dark academia is?

[Anonymous No.20024846]

>>20024822
>>20024834
>>20024840
Shut the fuck up you simps, its not that she isnt attractive, its that that photo nude whatever fucking sucks, flat ass, YOU are fucking gay. fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.20024861]

>>20024841
disdain for plebs, porn parody preppy in charity shop clothes, making cigarettes and coffee your entire personality, buying used classics and showing them on instagram

[Anonymous No.20024863]

>>20024841
>Dress up like a 1960's school girl (black frock dress with white frills and collars, black doll shoe clogs and frilly socky) or dress up like a college professor from the 1930's tweed style outfit
>make your whole personality about reading books without actually reading books
It's basically just a fashion aesthetic where you dress up like a very affluent rich kid attending an ivy league prepschool. The more 1920's, 1930's, or 1950's you look the better.

[Anonymous No.20024867]

>>20024385
uhhh...

[Anonymous No.20024869]

>>20024846
lmao >>20024840 got your number, pajeet

[Anonymous No.20024875]

>>20024861
>>20024863
Oh okay. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.20024880]

>>20024797
g1

[Anonymous No.20024900]

>>20024834
>>20024840
>>20024846
Since when did being straight mean falling for every cheap whore who flashes a tit or shows off her frilly panties.
You could find a billion pictures online with girls sexier than this and you could simp for a billion girls with more talent but you chose this one because she has the"cultured" nymphet aesthetic that you like (though realistically calling her a nymphet is like calling a preop transexual a picture of feminine beuty).
Jesus christ I'd feel more comfortable Jerking it to anime porn than this.
You are demeaning yourselves by falling for women like this.

[Town Retard No.20024902]

>>20024253
Not him but how’s I know it was that fucking harlot’s book? God I wanna impregnate her

[Anonymous No.20024916]

>>20024900
no one here is simping, my esl friend

[Anonymous No.20024966]

>>20024900
>why are you finding someone attractive beyond their looks! No! You can't say a woman is attractive because she has interests which attract you! Her personality is not a factor in attractiveness!!
She is attractive by all beauty standards and by the highly feminine way in which she carries herself.

[Anonymous No.20024975]

>>20024241
Pull up your sleeves OP. At least pretend to have a spine

[Anonymous No.20025061]

>>20024966
simp, probably a jew

[Anonymous No.20025136]

>>20025061
fag, probably a schizo

[Anonymous No.20025141]

>>20024688
>Uses the form of book as her OnlyFans
Top kek

[Anonymous No.20025145]

>>20025136
post tits

[Anonymous No.20025153]

>>20024841
You know how teenage girls are so bombarded by insanity and nonsense from pop culture and psyops like the tranny/genderqueer cult and incitements to act like whores and become literal whores? And how the more wealthy and comfortable her family is, the more likely it is that a teenage girl will fall into some cocktail of pop consumerist genderqueer onlyfans insanity because she has more free time to be on social media 24/7, and more indulgent WASP parents who have no clue what's going on?

Dark academia is basically upper middle class girls with rich dads who couldn't point out Germany on a map or tell you who was president before Bush Jr., but they want to LARP as "collegecore" Hollywood movie aesthetics from the 90s. Think rich teenage girls too spoiled and mentally scattered to actually read Tartt's Secret History, but who model their entire self after derivative kitsch 90s movies modelled on The Secret History.

It's so hyperreal it isn't even fun to think about or mock. It's JUST teenage girls with money who get their dads to buy them bed canopies and "vintage" (fake old) books, so they can take instagram pictures with them.

The old joke about women being surface level dilettantes in anything they engage with has reached some kind of critical mass and is causing a meltdown in their psyche. There have always been hipsters and pseuds but this is hipster pseud shit that doesn't even do the bare minimum of due diligence to maintain a veneer of plausibility. I repeat, it is JUST rich girls with bed canopies and piles of Penguin Classics chosen for "aesthetic," but the girls into it only read machine-generated YA literature anyway.

[Anonymous No.20025177]

>>20025145
The person you're talking to spams waifu pictures of that red scare podcast girl and makes dozens of threads about instagram teenage girls. It's a badly damaged tranny, not a man. No real woman simps this way or is this much of a degenerate, even when women are degenerates their perversion isn't distinctly masculine like this fag's is.

>>20025136
You are a man, you disgusting faggot.

[Anonymous No.20025182]

>>20025153
Do you think I can convince one of them to get their rich fathers to pay for my lifestyle too? I'm low maintenance, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.20025188]

>>20025177
>

[Anonymous No.20025192]

>>20025182
If you have a drug connection you could get them to eat shit, and since their delta male dads do whatever they say, you could presumably get their dads to eat shit too.

[Anonymous No.20025198]

>>20025188
Multiple people have told you this now: /lit/ is a slower board than you seem to imagine.

[Anonymous No.20025201]

>>20025153
I've been seeing more and more people talk about the "hyperreal" lately.
What exactly does it mean? whos idea/theory is this and what's the best book to start reading about it?

[Anonymous No.20025206]

>>20025192
What about, get them to love me? And I don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.20025222]

>>20025201
Jean Baudrillard. Some booke about images or something.

[Anonymous No.20025240]

>>20025153
kek this is true, a couple of years back dakota was just a generic dumpster slut. total grifter

[Anonymous No.20025263]

>>20025240
This is borderline tranny stuff, you people really need to have sex with a real woman.

[Anonymous No.20025267]

>>20025198
>Multiple people have told you this now
and they're all in (you)r head!

[Anonymous No.20025277]

>>20025201
Baudrillard, in Simulacra and Simulation but it's one of his hardest books if you don't have some introduction to him. America and Consumer Society are much easier introductions to him but honestly if you're not already somewhat familiar with Marxism and the concerns of French Marxism e.g. in Lefebvre you're probably going to end up a pseud repeating buzzwords or pretending to be into Bataille for five years so you might as well just find some general introduction to the concept since it's trendy.

Adam Curtis' Hypernormalization is also fun to watch.

>>20025206
These women are incapable of love. They either settle with a "basic" high status guy and revert to basic bitch (usually in their mid to late 20s), after getting tired of sleeping around with mulatto perm guys and guys 10 years older than them from Tinder in college, or they burn themselves out and become a post-wall art hoe covered in tattoos, miserable and childless but stuck in hardcore cope mode as a slut forever, even as their social networks dry up and they fall out of trendy youth culture but now nobody wants them.

>>20025240
All women are desperately seeking identities, they need culture to stabilize them but there is no stable culture, only "glittering images." Women instinctively trust the status quo, which usually works for them because the status quo is generally conservative and inertial. But the status quo right now is only interested in raping them of their potential exchange value.

Because a woman's potential exchange value is mostly in her youth, the status quo not only psychically rapes women throughout their youth, it does it in such a way where it can discard them like trash once their youth is spent, like discarding a used battery.

[Anonymous No.20025289]

>>20025240
Yeah she used to be a bimbo club hopper socialite wannabe. But I prefer art hoe Dakota. Much more fuckable and wifeable.

[Anonymous No.20025309]

>>20025289
Art hoe Dakota has had too many fillers and god knows what else, she looks like a Realdoll to me. All the natural glow of an actual woman has been buried in plastic, it gives me the same feeling as looking at a 40+ year old Los Angeles trophy wife with too much plastic surgery because she can't cope with aging and went overboard.

[Anonymous No.20025310]

>>20025277
So you're saying, don't get involved with superficial people? Got it.

[Anonymous No.20025326]

>>20025309
>implying bimbo Dakota didn't have filllers

[Anonymous No.20025329]

>>20024385
honestly not half bad

[Anonymous No.20025330]

Where are the feet pictures?

[Anonymous No.20025354]

>>20025330
On her instagram and tiktok

[Anonymous No.20025403]

>>20024470
Sounds like she's advertising some kind of soft-drink.

>Dismantle dichotomy and exist as yourself, deliciously undefinable.
>Drink Sprite.

[Anonymous No.20025432]

>>20025354
Looking at it now, nothing good. Seriously what father allows his daughter to get this level of bogged. She looks like a russian onlyfans girl with more fillers than natural face. Looks like a tranny.

[Anonymous No.20025435]

>>20025403
>we want the dark academia share

[Sage No.20025448]

Forgiveness and fate

what better topics are there for the information age?

Truly inspirational and not justification of fear and ignorance


What a beautiful time we live in where beautiful people still look for beautiful


Sex


Don't mind me while I sage a little

[Anonymous No.20026184]

i know someone on this board has her nudes

don't be a miserly niggard

[Anonymous No.20026187]

>>20024709
kek

[Anonymous No.20026189]

>>20026184
Don't call me a niggard, you're a fucking niggard

[Anonymous No.20026238]

>>20026189
I actually called a black person at my work a niggard once on purpose. I knew they would think I was calling them a nigger and I thought it was going to be some epic moment where I explained to them that niggard and nigger are two different words and they are just an ignorant racist, but I ended up getting fired.

[Anonymous No.20026258]

>>20026238
>Officer, you don't understand, I was calling him "migger," with an "M!"

[Anonymous No.20026278]

>>20026258
One time I told a black person "You bigger" to point out they are actually fatter than someone they were making fun of for being fat. I ended up in the hospital that night and I was charged with committing a hate crime. After I explained to the police that I was saying he is bigger and the black person misunderstood me, I was subsequently charged with committing a body positivity/fatphobic crime.

[Anonymous No.20027612]

>>20025240
you cannot claim with a straight face that sluts don't make good poets. there are many male dumpster sluts who went full poet / dinner table slut.

[Anonymous No.20027616]

>>20024593
based schizo

[Anonymous No.20027622]

>>20024385
it's good. disregard the incel writer cope in this thread.

[Anonymous No.20027627]

>>20025201
hyperreal is that which is more real than reality itself, like Disneyland.
the anon you replied to is using the term incorrectly for le epic caustic postmodern critique

[Anonymous No.20027631]

>>20027622
she wont sleep with you

[Anonymous No.20027643]

Why is everybody in this thread acting like she's famous or a person of interest and not a dime-a-dozen tumblr "writer" indistinguishable from the next?
did I miss some meme here?

[Anonymous No.20027647]

>>20024385
Sailing through the tide of a jewel-encrusted
street wet with rain, You and I, figures
becoming one in the soft mist.;
volleying up into embrace from the stairs
to the maze of my frizzy blonde hair.

And with a serpentine shuffle you unsheathed
your sword, a powerful ebony cresset that caused warm spring tidings upon my skin, so white nearly lucent as the stars from under we collide; powerful African warrior, enabler of my penance.

Your BBC is mine and
my hate-blood yours and
how miniscule white men will never
satisfy my desire
to decay, to crawl
in the shadow of my insolent father.

[Anonymous No.20027651]

>>20027643
She has a considerable (and steadily rising) audience as it is. Resident incel pseuds can’t comprehend that an attractive zoomer girl could actually be talented, unlike them.

[Anonymous No.20027653]

There you go.
https://instagram.com/fairy_bl00d?utm_medium=copy_link

Pic absolutely related.

[Anonymous No.20027655]

>>20027631
I'm black, so yes she will.

[Anonymous No.20027656]

>>20024385
Better than Rupi Kaur, I'd say, but that's a backhanded complement if there ever was one. Instead of feeling pretentious it feels more like the earnest, rough attempt of a lonely teenage girl. I can't even call it bad, I just wonder if this was only published because she has a built-in following ready to buy it.

[Anonymous No.20027662]

>>20027656
yeah gee, a mystery for the ages

[Anonymous No.20027665]

>>20027647
lmao i should seriously start writing bullshit ass poetry to post on IG to trick normies.
how tf do I show my face and not feel like a compete fraud? should I just accept that I'm going to be a fraud no matter what, and embrace the cringe?

[Anonymous No.20027671]

>>20027665
like most things in life, it all depends how good looking you are

[Anonymous No.20027673]

>>20027656
>lonely teenage girl
That’s her level and intented demographic, but she’s an oversocialized slut in her twenties with face full of plastic.

[Anonymous No.20027677]

I bet deep down you wish you were an oversocialized slut in their 20s...

[Anonymous No.20027679]

don't we all?

[Anonymous No.20027681]

People actually read this shit? I can't get through more than a few words without wanting to scream SHUT THE FUCK UP out loud.

[Anonymous No.20027685]

>>20027681
shut up, you old fart.

[Anonymous No.20027688]

>>20027677
Fuck off Dakota, I wouldn’t have sex with you even if you paid me hundred bucks.

[Anonymous No.20027695]

>>20027688
no one wants to have sex with you, Mr. Pynchon. You're very old.

[Anonymous No.20027768]

>>20027695
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.20027911]

>>20027655
>black
>on 4channel
>black
>can read
i'm thinking this poster is lying, frens

[Anonymous No.20027921]

>>20027622
Why do you want to have sex with your father?

[Anonymous No.20027927]

>>20024385
This is just not good

[Anonymous No.20027976]

>>20027921
>>20027927
incel cope. nobody wants to read your autismal hexameter cyberpunk epic about cool hackers and deep state chud conspiracies

[Fucking sage No.20028009]

If I could do one thing in this world
it would be simple: I'd kill all
the beatnik poets. I'd feed
Burroughs to the dragons.
Naked in the forest, Ginsburg
would howl over kerouac's shallow
hitchhiker grave, the scent
of Bukawskis rotted liver attracting
roaming packs of wolves.

So in the moonlight, when you
read your poems, opening the pages
as you would yourself to God,
and your legs to me, my heart
would beat with the hunger of lust.

I wouldn't yawn

I promise

[Anonymous No.20028445]

>>20024241
this is honestly cornier than kaur. if you’re unable to see that, you’re either underage or have no taste

[Anonymous No.20028456]

>>20027976
What? Am I not allowed to think something isn't good anymore?

[Anonymous No.20028562]

>>20028445
Ok, but I still admire Kaur more for having the absolute gall to dash off generic 3 line platitudes and then sell it to her gullible fans as "poetry" because it's obvious she's hit on something easy and doesn't really give a fuck about improving.
This stuff is just as boring but obviously worked at a little harder.
That said I think she probably has more talent than any of the hacks we have made fun of on lit so far and probably reads and writes more than most of us so in a few years maybe she will really make something worth reading but right now all i can see is a quick cash in on her online following.

[Anonymous No.20028625]

>>20027653
Can't see it. What is it? Instagram puts you on a cooldown if you view too many posts without an account.

[Anonymous No.20028777]

>>20027653
>>20028625
Hmm...I thought it was going to be a post of her screen capping this thread...I am disappointed.

[Anonymous No.20028789]

I literally have NOT read any poetry since high school, and I think I can write poems :)

[saged No.20028835]

I hope you die in excruciating pain OP
sage
remember to report shills for advertising

[Anonymous No.20028860]

Melbourne again?

[Anonymous No.20028890]

>>20024241
>>20024385
>>20024688
>>20024730
classic woman moments
very funny
5/5

[Anonymous No.20028892]

>>20028835
keep it down little schizo
>>20028860
there HAS to be a warren/waldun meetup

[Anonymous No.20028897]

>>20028835
Based sage.

[Anonymous No.20028919]

the author's note, which begins with "dearest reader" and ends with some bullshit about hedonistic mediocrities, is truly awful. Really embarrassing to read. But the poems posted are not bad at all. Far better than anything I've seen in my poetry workshops and equal to or better than a lot of contemporary poetry. it's not great, or even good, but poetry is in an awful state and this is better than awful

[Anonymous No.20028941]

>>20028919
read more poetry

[Anonymous No.20028957]

>>20028892
>there HAS to be a warren/waldun meetup
There was. They hacked the mainframe of the University of Melbourne, which allowed them access into a university building outside of school hours. Waldun proceeded to swoon Dakota with his classical Chinese piano skills.

The video is on Dakota's youtube channel. It's called "We broke into university" or something edgy like that.

[Anonymous No.20028974]

>>20024385
Is the appeal of this just affirmation of emotion? I already know the target audience is teenage girls so I know it isn't trying to be "good" but what do teen girls get out of these poems?

The only reason I can see is it contributes to their "aesthetic" and validates them to see their thoughts written down by someone else

[Anonymous No.20029004]

Ezra Pound is directly to blame for Dakota Warren. To read the Cantos is to scroll the timeline of a retarded schizo on Twitter. Thanks to him to write poetry means to write a short blogpost with random line breaks. Except these days most readers are female, so the poets are dumb whores rather than nazi incels.

[Anonymous No.20029010]

>>20024900
Thanks for the pasta, anon.

[Anonymous No.20029014]

>>20024385
Is this just unfathomably, asshole-clenchingly shit or is there no hope for me ever 'getting' poetry?

[Anonymous No.20029015]

>>20028957
It’s all true.

[Anonymous No.20029021]

>>20028957
absolute kino. also waldun at the keys is pretty damn lit

[Anonymous No.20029022]

>>20024241
it's shit, and the roastie who threw that together has VD

[Anonymous No.20029026]

>>20029014
There's plenty of poetry more interesting than this anon. You can read older shit or find some new stuff that wasn't written by a girl in her twenties

[Anonymous No.20029034]

>>20029014
no, your hunch is right with this one anon. it isn't over yet

[Anonymous No.20029057]

>>20029026
>>20029034
Thanks bros I needed that

[Anonymous No.20029098]

>>20029022
>VD
Woah there boomer. We don't say VD anymore.

[Anonymous No.20029499]

>>20024241
post more poems from this shit book

[Anonymous No.20029594]

if people need funny syntax to enjoy literature they're beyond saving

[Anonymous No.20029693]

>>20024241
>dark academia
Kys OP

[Anonymous No.20029698]

>>20024385

[Anonymous No.20029706]

>>20024253
You're a man
>You're a man
You're a man
>You're a man
You're a man
>You're a man
You're a man
>You're a man
You're a man
>You're a man

[Anonymous No.20029709]

>>20024499
Muslim?

[Anonymous No.20029717]

Can anyone explain how this is any way at all "le dark academia"? How? It just looks like a poetry book. Is all poetry "le dark academia now"? How does that work? Is it the kiss on the table of contents? Is that 'le dark academia'? Can someone point me to where "le dark academia" appears in any of these images? It's literally just a poetry book.

[Anonymous No.20029732]

>Can anyone explain how this is any way at all "le dark academia"? How? It just looks like a poetry book. Is all poetry "le dark academia now"? How does that work? Is it the kiss on the table of contents? Is that 'le dark academia'? Can someone point me to where "le dark academia" appears in any of these images? It's literally just a poetry book.
Can anyone explain how this is any way at all "le dark academia"? How? It just looks like a poetry book. Is all poetry "le dark academia now"? How does that work? Is it the kiss on the table of contents? Is that 'le dark academia'? Can someone point me to where "le dark academia" appears in any of these images? It's literally just a poetry book.
>Can anyone explain how this is any way at all "le dark academia"? How? It just looks like a poetry book. Is all poetry "le dark academia now"? How does that work? Is it the kiss on the table of contents? Is that 'le dark academia'? Can someone point me to where "le dark academia" appears in any of these images? It's literally just a poetry book.
Can anyone explain how this is any way at all "le dark academia"? How? It just looks like a poetry book. Is all poetry "le dark academia now"? How does that work? Is it the kiss on the table of contents? Is that 'le dark academia'? Can someone point me to where "le dark academia" appears in any of these images? It's literally just a poetry book.

[Anonymous No.20029816]

>>20029709
I wish.

[Anonymous No.20029860]

>>20024406
>>20024421

God I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.20029897]

>>20029014
I have read the complete works of Eliot, Pound, Stevens, Crane, Plath, Aiken, and one of the LoA volumes of John Ashbery and I can tell you definitively that the poem in question is fucking atrocious.

[Anonymous No.20029900]

>>20029897
How so?

[Anonymous No.20029919]

No one had to make the argument that L'Academie sucked. It was obvious. With Dakota's poetry however, the incels have their work cut out for them proving it's any worse than ee cummings, Ezra Pound or Rupi Kaur

[Anonymous No.20029976]

>>20029900
It insists upon itself.

[Anonymous No.20029984]

>>20029816
Muslim confirmed

[Anonymous No.20030015]

>>20029717
Liberals realized that they memed themselves out of Western intellect, beauty, literature and art that is embraced by Conservatives. They want access to it, now, and thus call it "dark" to cast a spooky tint over it and make it all a Harry Potter style. Basically, "dark academia" is anything they consider "smart" like poetry, ect

TLDR; its a desperation for trad life without the morality intertwined in the trad life

https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Cottagecore

[Anonymous No.20030028]

>>20029717
Its just a rewrite.

We all speak English but Liberals are attempting to change even language and words. Thus they even challenge basics like gender pronouns. History is "cottage core" the arts are "dark academia".

[Anonymous No.20030036]

>>20029026
OP might like Plath. She has Daddy issues too

[Anonymous No.20030040]

>>20028957
No such thing as Classical Chinese piano wtf

[Anonymous No.20030045]

>>20027976
Bait

[Anonymous No.20030126]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqIg6-PZRSQ
>ywn trot the globe and live the literary lifestyle with dakotachan

[Anonymous No.20030197]

>>20030126
New Dakota. Hold on, let me grab my lotion and tissues.

[Anonymous No.20030199]

>>20030036
Or was she just as unreliable an narrator as Dakota?

[Anonymous No.20030214]

>>20024241
>hot climate
>one of the sunniest countries in the world
>dark academia
LMAO

[Anonymous No.20030216]

>>20030126
This nouveau riche shit is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.20030228]

>>20030214
pic 2 smol hear u go

[Anonymous No.20030238]

>>20030228
thanks

[Anonymous No.20030416]

>>20030216
what's nouveau riche about it

[Anonymous No.20030449]

Does anyone want to be my friend? I'm in melbourne
I don't talk much and I'm a grumpy person

[Anonymous No.20030719]

>>20024385
women will never not be cringe

[Anonymous No.20030737]

>>20030126
She literally fucked this Italian Dark Academia dweeb, multiple times. This is not fair.

[Anonymous No.20030764]

>>20030737
quit your whingeing and start seeing the endless plain of possibilities before your feet instead

[Anonymous No.20030770]

>>20030737
We don’t care what you’re jacking off to, incel. Stfu

[Anonymous No.20030786]

>>20030764
>>20030770
Back to your discord.

[Anonymous No.20030802]

>>20030764
So basically I need to live in an Italian Villa, which is decorated like a history and art museum. Yeah, that's definitely achievable natty.

[Anonymous No.20030814]

DAKINO IS INCOMING!

[Anonymous No.20030815]

>>20030786
back to your meds
>>20030802
get a grip son, it's probably just some chintzy airbnb. remember the type of people we're dealing with here

[Anonymous No.20030817]

>>20030786
No, really. We don’t want to visualize your dick stroking habits, kid. Touch grass.

[Anonymous No.20030820]

>>20030815
No, it's not. The gasmaks dude is another e-celeb. That's his family home, which is an Italian Villa.

[Anonymous No.20030822]

[Anonymous No.20030832]

>>20030822

[Anonymous No.20030852]

It's getting too dark, bros! Time to bail!!!!

[Anonymous No.20030853]

>>20030822
>Writing becomes a demand once human becomes author. The near fatal bite of language turns one into a literary homos lupus. Werewolf or writer? I want to write, believe me, dear void; I yearn to write, I beg myself to bring quill to parchment. Alas, metaphysics are not so simple. A girl can be no wolf or God, yet, she will never stop reaching. Do you know what it feels like to miss something you never had? Do you? I don’t believe in mistakes anymore but if you had have asked me a year ago I would’ve told you I was one. The god's are in heat. I’m not sure I’m human at all.

this is worse than waldun kek

[Anonymous No.20030862]

>>20030853
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.20030869]

>>20030862
man what's with this chick's fucking nails

[Anonymous No.20030871]

>>20024241
don't make me post the nudes whore

[Anonymous No.20030879]

>>20024966
>she is attractive by all beauty standards
Bless your retarded little brain

[Anonymous No.20030885]

She deleted this one from her blog.

[Anonymous No.20030890]

>>20030885
Wait no...it just got lost in all the other cringe.

[Anonymous No.20030893]

>>20030871
You say this every thread and never deliver. You're such an incel cuck.

[Anonymous No.20030909]

>>20030871
you have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. nothing to do with all your incel rage

[Anonymous No.20030949]

>>20030909
Lipstick eyes,
6,
goosebumps on your arm,
fuck noises,
beer,
the scent of garlic on my cutting board,
heat bending the air,
7 am,
beer sharts,
it smells,
tears,
my mirror hates me,
3 pm. 34. gps coordinates are numbers too,
sex smells,
mascara dust.

[Anonymous No.20030979]

>>20030852
>the circle of life scares me
She’s describing a shut-in like you guys.

[Anonymous No.20031079]

>>20030979
No retard. She's poorly regurgitating a folktale/story that was popularized in a 90s song by Nick Cave/Kylie Monogue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE

[Anonymous No.20031098]

>>20031079
Oh, so she likes this Nick Cave guy. Nice.
Now show that she put this in her book

[Anonymous No.20031123]

>>20031098
Hello Dakota. Nick Cave is based but you probably found him by way of Kylee because you're a pop princess who wants to seem edgy.

[Anonymous No.20031165]

>>20031123
Nice things are nice.

[Anonymous No.20031177]

>>20031123
I don't think it's dakota posting these threads, the simping for her is creepier than she would allow if it were self promotion. This is the same weird group that posts Savannah.

[Anonymous No.20031181]

>>20031165
Give us a sample of your new book. What's the best poem?

[Anonymous No.20031218]

>>20029698
Skinny for the wedding.

[Anonymous No.20031230]

>>20031177
Retard.

[Anonymous No.20031246]

>>20029976
based

[Anonymous No.20031256]

ultimately, GPS.

[Anonymous No.20031280]

>>20031230
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.20031890]

>>20031256
huh

[Anonymous No.20032290]

[Anonymous No.20032293]

[Anonymous No.20032298]

[Anonymous No.20032315]

>>20032290
>>20032293
>>20032298
no one cares retard

[Anonymous No.20032497]

>>20032315
t. Cared

Just waiting for the snark. Oh, but you gave me yours. How… sweet

[Anonymous No.20032506]

women literacy and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.20032646]

>>20028009
OK, not bad
>>20027647
BRB fapping

[Anonymous No.20032722]

>>20024470
This reads like a terrible erotic fanfic where the author wants to describe sex without describing sex.
>being a hard soft thing
>wedge yourself between my words
>loop yourself around my intimacies with girlhood
>be met with a lust for darkness

>His throbbing hard-soft thing wedged itself between her words, stopping her complaining dead in its tracks.

[Anonymous No.20032773]

>>20030449
im in melb too hmu

[Anonymous No.20032779]

>>20030949
>gps coordinates are numbers too
>gps

[Anonymous No.20033145]

>>20030885
it reminds me of the sort of thing emo/scene girls would write on their myspaces when I was like 14, not a 21 year old

[Anonymous No.20033179]

>>20025403
jej

[Anonymous No.20033191]

Melbourne nerds are lucky they're so far away from Brisbane. I hate you fuckers so much.

>>20024246
fpbp

[Anonymous No.20033261]

>>20024241
>Australia
>having any literary or historical importance
Nice LARP lol seething uncultured Roos

[Anonymous No.20034059]

>>20033145
yes, thank you. i was trying to put my finger on it

[Anonymous No.20034103]

>>20025277
good post

[Anonymous No.20034174]

>>20024385
I honestly don't think it's that bad, it's just that the "woe is me" teenage angst is cringe to anyone who is a male and over 20 y/o, it's no wonder we dislike it - we aren't the target audience. Teenagers always try to cling to art where the artist is expressively overly sentimental with a form that feels profound. It's better for a teen girl to read this and develop some kind of emotional intelligence, rather than listen to straight ghetto femael rap for example

[Anonymous No.20034219]

>>20032722
From a grifter pov this is pretty clever, she's just giving her target audience what they want. All women read is shitty erotica or novels that are at least implicitly erotic