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No rerolling - closest book ONLY.
What is it, and how funny is the end result?

>> No.2051353

reported for unoriginal humour.

>> No.2051356

forty stories!! oh god yes forty stories!!

>> No.2051357

how is this supposed to be entertaining?

>> No.2051358

Chemistry Sixth Edition

>> No.2051359

>>2051353
You can get reported for that?

>> No.2051360

Musicophilia

not sure how that would work out

>> No.2051361

>Fundamentals of Heat and Mass Transfer

Well, there will certainly be a lot of heat and some mass being transferred. I wouldn't mind getting a few tube passes in her shell.

>> No.2051365

>>2051353
brb reporting every one of your posts

>> No.2051366

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SUN ALSO RIIIIIIIIIISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.2051367

Victory for the forces of democratic freedom!

>> No.2051373

mmmm Violence as Worshi-i-iipppp

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>>2051365
YOU'VE SAVED ME!!
OP here, I got American Gods.

>> No.2051376

Madness & Civilization.

Hopefully they don't think I have aids.

>> No.2051377

Literature and the Writing Process 9th Edition

>> No.2051378

Memories of the Future!

I'm sure that'll confuse the hell out of the other person, at least.

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>>2051365
reported for report misue

>> No.2051383

>>2051379
Reported for tripfaggotry.

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>>2051383
i'm trippin' - 'cept there's no faggotry~

>> No.2051391

Kluge: the haphazard evolution of the human mind.

Kluge would sound pretty boss

>> No.2051397

Imperial Life in the Emerald City - Inside Baghdad's Green Zone!

Yeah, that's going to take some explaining.

>> No.2051402

the indie rock coloring book

>> No.2051403

'Spanish'

Wow, that's exciting. Good thing I'm never going to have sex.

>Humplog this
No thanks Captcha, I'll be right.

>> No.2051408

All Art Is Propaganda!

I'm ok with this.

>> No.2051409

Programming in Objective-C!

>> No.2051416

>>2051352
Promethius Rising!

>> No.2051419

Ad Land

weird to call out during sex but maybe we'll be doing some Mad Men roll playing or something.

>> No.2051420

'eeeee eee eeee'

>> No.2051421
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Tie between:

Business Ethics!

A Practical Guide to Food and Drug Law and Regulation!

What are you so Grumpy About?! (my mother in law got me that kid's book...)

>> No.2051432

>>2051409
asl??

>> No.2051439

ME: "A FEAST FOR CROWS!"
HER: "wtf?"
ME: "A FEAST FOR CROWS?"
HER: "what the hell does that mean?"
ME: "A FEAST... FOR... CROWS"
HER: "Winter is coming"
ME: "So am I!"

>> No.2051445

The Hunchback of Notre-dame,


um uh um

>> No.2051455 [DELETED] 

http://www.amazon.com/Breathe-You-Are-Alive-Awareness/dp/0938077937

"Breath! You Are Alive!"
>mfw im dr frankenstein fucking a corpse to life

>> No.2051471

>>2051432

26/m/married-land

>> No.2051485

>>2051471
oh wow you locked yourself in cage threw away the key and you not even 30. im so glad im not you

>> No.2051494

>>2051471

The feeling, I assure you, is mutual.

>> No.2051501

>>2051494
youre so choked in you cant even reply right. why would feel be mutual i am so free!!!

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>>2051501

>mfw i'm in an open marriage and enjoy both companionship and freedom

>> No.2051516

>>2051510
youre in a degenerate relationship and dont understand intimacy

>> No.2051517

JULIAN

>> No.2051520

the dragon can't dance

>> No.2051524

The Net Delusion

>> No.2051529

ADVANCED ENGINEERING MATHEMATICS!

>> No.2051532

Life, the Universe, and Everything.

>> No.2051535

>>2051352
"The Sex Lives of Saints"

I think not.

>> No.2051537

Oh, FUCK YEAH!

FUCKING CALCULUS OF A SINGLE VARIABLE, AHHHHH!!

>> No.2051539

THE GIFT

>> No.2051540

UNF UNF UNF INFINITE JEST!

>> No.2051548

THE HISTORY OF THE WIFE!!

>> No.2051550
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>>2051352
>the complete fairy tales of the brothers grimm

>> No.2051556

>>2051501

Yes, and how are you using that freedom? Oh, right, you're trolling 4chan because you--despite being female--can't get the companionship you so obviously desire.

Whereas I am married (going on four years) to a beautiful woman who also happens to be a great partner.

You have the illusion of "freedom", I have the freedom that comes with right action.

>If you're wondering why I'm trolling /you/ on 4chan, it's that I need something to break up coding and thesis work when the wife's asleep.

>> No.2051558

DHAAAAALGRENNNN

>> No.2051561

THIS IS GONNA HURT

fuck yeah

>> No.2051565

The closest thing in this room to a book is an album of pictures of my recently deceased grandmother. It doesn't have a title, but I don't see any way that this could end well.

>> No.2051567

Humiliated and Insulted.
that's sick!

>> No.2051576

"Rabbit, Run!"
It could work under the right circumstances, but I could also see how it could be very insulting for the woman.

>> No.2051579

Either "History of Madness" or "Industrial Society and Its Future", depending on whether or not you consider a book which is on my computer as being "close" to me.

>> No.2051580

JUSTINE!

At first she'll be shocked that it isn't her name. But then she'll understand.

>> No.2051581

O YES! GENGHIS KHAN! AND THE MAKING OF THE MODERN WORLD! O BABY!

>> No.2051591

"who the FUCK is adam bede??"

>> No.2051595

EYE OF THE WORLD!

Oh by the light that would be awkward

>> No.2051597

Foundation! Foundation!

I don't really have anything funny to say about that, but I might actually do it, if only to amuse myself.

>Needing to find other means of amusing myself during sex.
Guess I need a new girlfriend.

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>>2051576

you could also be talking about...

>pic related

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>>2051576
it could actually be very appropriate for the primary partner of the avg female 4chan nerdlinger

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>>2051510
i know the girl in that picture D:

>> No.2051609

>>2051603

^5

>> No.2051611

>>2051595
Also
Black Elk Speaks
INTODUCTION TO ARCHAEOLOGY
SUN CHIEF
AND THIS LAND WAS THEIR LAND!

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>>2051609

>> No.2051616

The Dark Tower.
She's going to think I want black cock now.
:/

>> No.2051623

Norwegian Wood

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Hueber Wörterbuch Deutsch als Fremdsprache

>> No.2051633

Modernism and Nihilism

By Shane weller

>> No.2051640

THE STREET LAWYER

>> No.2051646

OP here, some of these were really good. Thanks for making me laugh.
Also, I pity all the poor fools who ended up with nonfiction.

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Appropriate for revenge sex at least...

>> No.2051655

THE BIBLE THE BIBLE OH LORD THE BIBLE

>> No.2051658

BILLY BUDD, SAILOR

>> No.2051683

>next time you have sex
I'm still working on the first time, bro!

>> No.2051687

CEMENT GARDEN!

>> No.2051718

brave new world........

>> No.2051719

>>2051658

oh shit, me too

I would so tap that. Oh Billy Budd~

>> No.2051723

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again

>> No.2051724

philip larkin collected poems
god i hope i don't yell that

>> No.2051732

DOES IT MATTER?


...by Alan Watts. Aces.

>> No.2051733

A SUPPOSEDLY FUN THING I'LL NEVER DO AGAIN!

>> No.2051738

OIL!

>> No.2051739

"Selected Works of Nigel Tomm (2006/2007) (Shakespeare's Sonnets Remixed 2006 / Shakespeare's Hamlet Remixed 2007 / Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet Remixed 2007 / Including Previously Unpublished Elvis Presley's Love Me Tender Remix 2007) Nigel Tomm is The Winner of The Anonymous Writers Club Award 2006 for The Best Anonymous Writer / Deconstructed Poetry Award 2006 for Innovations and Teamwork in Poetry / Decadence Prize 2007 for The Lifestyle / Flashy Rococo Coco Award 2006 for Flashy Thoughts / Baby Boomers Award 2006 for The Best Marketing / Anonymous Artists Prize 2007 for The Best Anonymous Artist / Life Academy Award 2006 for Ignorance of Some Aspects of Life / Graphomania Award 2007 for Writing / Formal English Institute Award 2006 for English Grammar Improvements / House of Original Remixes Award 2006 for Creativity / WordKillers Award 2006 for Killing Some Words Sometimes in Some Books / iStyle Award 2006 for Being Unnamed Style Icon / Librarians Under Sixty Award 2007 for Staying Young / Comedy Association Award 2007 for The Best Drama / Happy Dramatists Award 2006 for The Realest Reality Show / New Forms Award 2006 for Rediscovering Something Old / Best of The Best Award 2007 for Being The Best of The Bests / Alaska Lifetime Achievement Prize 2006 for Bringing The Sun to Canada / Flaming Unisex Award 2007 for Coming to Flaming Unisex Awards / Random Books Award 2006 for Random Words Which Sometimes Sell / Happy Housekeepers Award 2007 for Being an Example to Follow / Wild Foresters Award 2006 for Saving Trees from Book Lovers / Writing Bodybuilders Award 2007 for Keeping Nice Forms / Life Coaching Without Words Award 2006 for Bringing New Life to Some Words / Writing for Writing Foundation Award 2007 for Rewriting Some Writings / Speaking Parr

>> No.2051762

GRAVE PERIL!

>> No.2051767

Puzzler! Sudoku One-A-Day! A Sudoku for every day!

>> No.2051770

RUNNING IN THE FAMILY!

>> No.2051776

"Oh God, oh yeah. Fuck yeah. Spanish Verbs and Essentials of Grammar! Oh, fuck that cock, yeah!"

>> No.2051780

CHAOS

the making of a new science

sweet baby girl

>> No.2051800

Oh God, baby, I've gotta...

SOCIAL PHOBIA

>> No.2051811

NEW RULE:
If you have a Kindle, you have to pick the name of your FAVORITE book on it.
That is all, OP out.

>> No.2051816

Campbell Biology 8th edition ap

>> No.2051841

>>2051811

OH BABY GIVE ME SOME MORE "HUMAN ACTION"

>> No.2051858

Moon in a Dewdrop!

>> No.2051862

>>2051858
I'm going to... drop my dew... in your moon.

Is that alright?

>> No.2051865

OH GOD YESSSSS SCULPTING IN TIME OOOOOOOOOO THE GREAT RUSSIAN FILM MAKER DISCUSSES HIS ARRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>> No.2051869

On the nearest corner of my nearest bookcase I have a little section of shitty self-help books. (I must get around to getting rid of those.)

Anyway, I'll tell you the nearest four:

1. "Use Your Head" by Tony Buzan
2. I'm OK - You're OK
3. Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway
4. Eats, Shoots and Leaves

>> No.2051871

>>2051352
uunnggggggggthesociopathnextdoorbymarthastout,ph.d.

>> No.2051872
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NAPOLEON!

>> No.2051873

Risikomanagementsystem und Überwachungssystem - KonTraG: Anforderungen und Umsetzung in der betrieblichen Praxis

>> No.2051874
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>> No.2051875

>>2051873
She's going to think you're talking dirty to her in German.

>> No.2051892

I have two choices here, the one on my left is called Basquiat and is about the painter, the one on my right is called Wittgenstein and is about the philosopher. Bas kyah is definitely the better thing to shout out.

>> No.2051903

The Black Hole War: My Battle with Stephen Hawking to Make the World Safe for Quantum Mechanics

>> No.2051907

SOPHOCLES!

THE THEBAN PLAYS!

>> No.2051909
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:-/

>> No.2051916

>Mathematics for Economics Sciences

...

>> No.2051920

The Dancing Plague and The Decameron are both of equal distance.

>> No.2051927

>banging girl
>nearing climax
> "HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE!"

>> No.2051938

>Literature: An Introduction to Fiction, Poetry, Drama, and Writing (Examination Copy)
Hmm.

>> No.2051950

"Theory and reality"

>> No.2051955

> The Lucifer Effect
oh my god wat

>> No.2051959

From Russia With Love

I can make it work

>> No.2051968

*getting a blowjob*...
THE FOUNTAINHEAD!

>> No.2051984

unh.. UNGH...NEW SPRING...night R.J.
Zzzzzz (snore)

>> No.2052046

''BRILLIANT ANSWERS TO TOUGH INTERVIEW QUESTIONS!''

>> No.2052053

Fuck, it's Pet Cemetery.

>> No.2052059
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"The Universe and Gods and Mortals" .

Pic somewhat related.

>> No.2052076

OHH YEAAHH

TEXTPATTERN SOLUTIONS, BABY

...this is probably why programmers don't get laid much.

>> No.2052093

Hnnn, hnnnn, oh baby,

MY MAN JEEVES.

Wut?

>> No.2052094
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Moby Dick

>> No.2052108

I, Claudius!

>> No.2052114

Περὶ ποιητικῆς

>> No.2052166

HNNG...YES.......YES!....OHHH....THE PALE KING...OH GOD.....OHHH GOD......................................oh...oh shit...oh shit I'm so sorry, that's never happened before...it's just that, y'know, I've been stressed at work, and you're so beautiful and.........shit.........if we wait, like, 10 minutes we can go again? Oh no, that's ok, I'll go get you some ibuprofen.....oh.....no I understand..What, sorry?....but I don't like sleeping on the couch! It's cold and your Labrador watches me sleep!...no! please, come on, it's not your fault, I'm going through a bad time! You were lucky I could even get it up in the first place! SHIT! Sorry, I didn't mean it like that! You ARE beautiful....in that baggy grey t-shirt you got free at the mall as a promotional gift...unwashed hair turns me on! OH GOD NO! I'm sorry, I love you! I LOVE YOU! What are you getting up for? Hey no, what? Ah..ahh no no no, don't pull on it, where are you leading me? No, god, don't put me outside, there are owls out there!!...oh, locking the door, very nice. Fuck, what have I done? OH HEY, no, hey don't throw those out here, no come on, it's muddy outside! That shirt cost 400 dollars! Very Mature, is this why Josh dumped you, you PSYCHO BITCH? No, Mrs. Benchman, you go back to sleep, this is none of your business, me and Hannah, are just having a disagreement, you go off back to bed, go on.........HEY, well I can assure you that I've never had any complaints about it! How are you a reasonable judge anyway? You haven't seen a cock since 198-fucking-7! Oh, that's great, Hannah, tell everyone the size of my penis will you. Y'know, I should have listened to my mother about you, you are bad news.

Morris gathered his sodden clothes from the floor, and walked back to his car. After fishing the keys out of his trouser pocket, he sat inside, turned on the ignition, air heater blowing furiously on his now puny rubberised penis.

Well........at least it's better than my last birthday.

>> No.2052174

"CALCULUS SECOND EDITION!!!"

"(By Michael Spivak)"

>> No.2052177 [DELETED] 

>>2052174
Oh God, that is my Fuckin centerpiece bro.

>> No.2052186

WALKING THE MUNROS

>> No.2052188

Reuben Sachs!

>> No.2052189

"The End of the Bronze Age: Changes in Warfare and the Catastrophe CA. 1200BC"

Yeah, doubt that'll do much for my chances of a repeat session.

>> No.2052208

>So long, and thanks for all the fish
this would work, id get hit afterwards though

>> No.2052211

"Oh, Graham Greene's The Confidential Agent!"

>> No.2052212

>The Secret History
I'm not sure how that would be taken.

>> No.2052214

"A Paradise Built in Hell"

I could spin that into a positive.

>> No.2052215

"Blood Meridian or the Evening of Redness in the West"!

Maybe I'll hold off until it's that time of month, you guys grant me that?

>> No.2052223

The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro

>> No.2052232

The Feast of the GGGOOOOAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!

>> No.2052258

The Disgust..... ._.

>> No.2052260

The Mini Oxford School Dictionary

>> No.2052262 [DELETED] 

Ariel!

Which makes sense because The Little Mermaid was one of my earliest crushes. Still fall in love with red heads.

>> No.2052267
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'Disgrace' - J.M. Coetzee

>> No.2052269

Basic Russian.

>> No.2052273

Ars Grammaticaaaaarrrhhh!

>> No.2052308

Christine

ohhhkay

>> No.2052328

three lives.

>> No.2052332

Foundation!

>> No.2052337

Year's Best SF 16! Oh GOD! YEAR'S BEST SF 16!

>> No.2052338

Mr Small

>> No.2052341

choke!

hm, i can work with that

>> No.2052345

Villon: The great testament
Oh Joy

>> No.2052365

Your movie sucks!

>> No.2052370

Field Book 8: The Use of Herbicides in the Forest.

Kinky.

>> No.2052371
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Hrm. I don't know..

>> No.2052386

oh, god, oh, god, yes! NAKED LUNCH!

>> No.2052388

W.e.B. Griffin

Battle Ground

easily done

>> No.2052409

Anna Karenina

she'll be confused for sure

>> No.2052417

THE BIG GOLDEN TRUMPET ENCYCLOPEDIA

>> No.2052419

>>2052371
>>2052371
>>2052371
Me too. And maybe! If you're raped in a building with security.

>> No.2052442

Dracula

>> No.2052467
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>LYRICAL AND CRITICAL ESSAYS (by Camus)

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>SHANTARAM!

that sounds like I'm trying to say SHAZAM! but the orgasm is so good it fucks me up

interesting story behind shantaram's author from wikipedia:

>Roberts had become addicted to heroin after his marriage ended, and he lost custody of his young daughter. In his efforts to finance his drug habit, Roberts became known as the "Building Society Bandit"[2] and the "Gentleman Bandit", because he had chosen to rob only institutions with adequate insurance, he would wear a three-piece suit, and he always said "please" and "thank you" to the people he robbed. Roberts believed at the time that in this way he was lessening the brutality of his acts, but later in his life he admitted that people only gave him money because he had made them afraid.[3] He escaped from Pentridge Prison in 1980.[1][4]

>In 1990, Roberts was captured in Frankfurt after being caught smuggling heroin into the country. He was extradited to Australia and served a further six years in prison, two of which were spent in solitary confinement. According to Roberts, he escaped prison again during that time, but then he relented and smuggled himself back into jail. His intention was to serve the rest of his sentence to give himself the chance to be reunited with his family. During his second stay in Australian prison, Roberts began writing the novel Shantaram. The manuscript was destroyed by prison wardens, twice, while Roberts was writing it.[5]

>> No.2052485

>CHILDHOOD'S END!!

Not a virgin anymore.

>> No.2052505

Book closest to me is The Year of The Flood. Don't think that'd go down too well.

>> No.2052509

"Getting Started with Processing"
um... ok?

>> No.2052510

TONY BENN

oh god what the fuck

>> No.2052511

I guess I'd have to yell two things. Webster's New World Concise Spanish Dictionary and The Norton Shakespeare!

>> No.2052512

ORIENTALISM!!
lolwut

>> No.2052513

OH GOD, OH GOD, THE UCAS GUIDE TO GETTING INTO UNIVERSITY AND COLLEGE FIRST EDITION! OH GOD YES!

>> No.2052515

Fabric of the Cosmos

>> No.2052526

The Magnificent Savages

God help me..I don't even know where this book came from...

>> No.2052534

"Assembly Language for the PDP-11"

>> No.2052556

Go! With Microsoft 2007 Introductory

Something tells me that wouldn't do much to turn her on.

>> No.2052560

>Short story anthology

CTHULHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'S REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNN!!!

>> No.2052570

The Rise of Rome

oh yeaaah

>> No.2052576

"Physical Chemistry: A Molecular Approoooooach!"

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>>2051352
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE!!!
(imagined while im skeeting on her back)

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i'm surrounded by various text books and a book about collective anarchism, neither of which would be very funny to say during sex

>> No.2052584

EMMA!

I'll just take this as proof that I'm gonna be fucking Emma Watson. Me gusta.

>> No.2052590

On War.

>> No.2052595

THE COMING

OF

CONAN THE CIMMERIAN

>> No.2052600

Ethan Frome.
Boy this'll be an awkward one to explain...

>> No.2052602

The Bhagavad Gita

I AM KRISHNA

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>> No.2052606

it's the I Ching...

>> No.2052607

THE ANTICHRIST

>> No.2052611

>>2052604

why are soviets so bad at drawing?

>> No.2052613

>The Individual and his Property

uhhhhh

>> No.2052619

>>2052613
D&E, do you really like all those mystics? crowley and osho, etc.?

>> No.2052627

The Game-Players of Titan

I can work with this.

>> No.2052629

You're the One That I Don't Want
well fuck.

>> No.2052631

> Dies the Fire

oboy

>> No.2052633

"Ada!"

Things could get awkward ..

>> No.2052637

hold on baby, hold on im "Mastering the Art of French Cooking"!!!

>> No.2052640

THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA

>> No.2052731

PIGEON FEATHERS!
That's not very erotic...

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Ana Karenina!

>> No.2052890

Run your Butt OFF!

>> No.2052900

>>2052793
What the fuck did you just call me? Who the fuck is Anna? Are you cheating on me? Who is she? WHO IS SHE, ANON?

>> No.2052903

Mathematik fuer Inofrmatiker
Band 1
Diskrete Mathematik und lineare Algebra
...

>> No.2052930

>>2052793
This also here
Ana Karenina

I'm so glad I finished Dracula yesterday.....

>> No.2052938

literally had to go upstairs to find the closest book.
anyway
"CARRY ON JEEVES"
good one

>> No.2052940

Monster Manual

>> No.2052942

DON'T PANIC

>> No.2052948

Slaughterhouse Five oh yeah baby!

>> No.2052967

Don Quixote!!!
DON QUIXOTE!!!

>> No.2052968

Vagabond!

>> No.2052970 [DELETED] 

Nigger Factory

>> No.2052997

OH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH TAKE IT ALL! A TREASURY OF SPACE OPERA PLANETS OF WONDER UNF UNF UNF

>> No.2053001
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[ERROR]

Stranger in a Strange Land.

>> No.2053006

"John Dies at the End"

I hope it is the little death.

>> No.2053022
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[ERROR]

Oh fucking wow.

>> No.2053035

oh god
oh god
oh god
oh god
THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!

>> No.2053112

bumping

>> No.2053390

Química Moderna, segundo volume.

>> No.2053436

"Never Let Me Go"

I guess that's fitting. The shouting ruins it.

>> No.2053621

Needful Things
by: Stephen King
eh, could be worse.

>> No.2053645

the norton anthology of english literature: The Restoration and the Eighteenth Century :(

>> No.2053653
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[ERROR]

Notes on a Scandal

>> No.2053673

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

>> No.2053680

IF IT DOESN'T COUNT KINDLE

INTERNATIONAL ACCOUNTING - 3RD EDITION

IF IT DOESN'T COUNT KINDLES OR TEXTBOOKS

THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV

ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOT MY MONEY STASHED IN THERE AND I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE PILE AND JAM MORE IN THERE

>> No.2053681

"THE SOUND AND THE FUUUURRRRRYYYYYYYY"

Not bad overall. Good thing it was slightly more to the right on my desk than my dictionary was.

>> No.2053698

"Oh, Exodus!"

>> No.2053733

I ROBOT!


I will shout this once I lose my virginity.

>> No.2053757

UND SAGTE KEIN EINZIGES WORT!

>> No.2053761

"Becoming the Answers to Our Prayers"

ugh..

>> No.2053803
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[ERROR]

GLORY LANE!

Little odd but it might work.

>> No.2053807

IRELAND!

Now let me go find a redhead . . .

>> No.2053819
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[ERROR]

"Omigod, omigod, omigod ... unnhhh ... TRAINS AND BUTTERED TOAST!"

That's hot.

>> No.2053824

2666!!!!

oh baby!

>> No.2053827

Castro - the living legend

>> No.2053858

>>2053824
I see we'll be shouting the same thing.

>> No.2054657

'Iliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!'

>> No.2054659
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[ERROR]

"oh god yes Greeendeeeeelll"

I can't stop seeing it.

I CAN'T.

>> No.2054680

Statistical Methods.

>> No.2054682

"foundation!"

could be worse?

>> No.2054683
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[ERROR]

I could not describe your beauty with 5000 German words. Now suck my cock.

>> No.2054686

"Integrated Chinese: Simplified Characters."

Jesus.

>> No.2054688

>>2054686
>>2054686

AHAHAH

oh wow anon

>> No.2054691

Guns, Germs, and Steel

>> No.2054692

Permutation City, baby!

>> No.2054694 [SPOILER] 
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[ERROR]

Hipotermia

Terrible icebreaker. I just hope she doesn't think I'm being cold and freezes whatever we have. It wouldn't be cool.

>> No.2054698
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[ERROR]

>> No.2054863

>Goya

This will be one awkward evening.

>> No.2055281

Amusing ourselves to death

>> No.2055341

Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way or The Count of Monte Cristo. They are stacked beside me.

>> No.2055352

>>2051352
Eeeee Eee Eeee

>> No.2055356

What Ho, Jeeves. Awesome.

>> No.2055358

Desert Shield To Desert Storm

sounds good

>> No.2055368

>>2054863
Unless you're a Puma.

>> No.2055410

Jane Eyer, I better hope to god that's the name of the girl I'm fucking, otherwise I am gonna have some explaining to do.

>> No.2055417

Selected Diaries of Virginia Woolf.
...well, shit.

>> No.2055447

The Way of Zen

Rather kinky.

>> No.2055468

SIDDHARTA!!!!!!!!!

>> No.2055526

Nightmare Alley, by William Lindsey Gresham.

(Not to be confused with Nightmare Abbey, by Thomas Love Peacock, my copy of which is much farther away)

>> No.2055555

DOCUMENTS ILLUSTRATIVE OF THE FORMATION OF THE UNION OF THE AMERICAN STATES!!!!!

>> No.2055561

>Ptolmey's Gate

Innuendo, possibly.

Hang on, I'm gonna go find someone named Ptlomey.

>> No.2055567

AS I LAY DYING

>> No.2056023

DEATH & DISHONOUR!

>> No.2056041

The Power of One, oh how fitting.

>> No.2056042

HOWARD'S END!

>> No.2056045

Leviathan Wakes

>> No.2056048

THE END OF THE EUROPEAN ERA!

>> No.2056050

"AN INQUIRY INTO THE NATURE AND CAUSES OF THE WEALTH OF NATIONS"

I shit you not.

>> No.2056065

CAPITAL!

>> No.2056068

Human Physiology.

Not really funny.

>> No.2056080

The Coming of Conan the Cimmerian!

>> No.2056098

Nemesis!

>> No.2056103

>>2051762
>>2051762
>>2051762

Dresden Files? FUCK YEAH

>> No.2056106

WINDOWS 2003 NETWORK INFRASTRUCTURE!

Bah, that's what I normally shout out during sex

>> No.2056109

KOMM MIT! (come with)

German text book make for good sexy time, nein?

>> No.2056111

The Bible:

That cute Nonsense

Well I hope she isn't religious.

>> No.2056126

THE TERROR!

That'll go over well.

>> No.2056159

WAR AND PEACE !!

>> No.2056170

Le gambit du cavalier

For once I'm glad I never have sex.

>> No.2056202

Unicorns!... By Nigel Suckling.

>> No.2056244

Oh, God! LEVIATHAN!

>> No.2056255

The sun also rises. HAH.

>> No.2056265

>>2056255
Appropriate in one sense, unfortunate in another

>> No.2056281

Girls Gone Wise?

I'm okay with this.