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20602884 No.20602884 [Reply] [Original]

Which books, once read, will get me a girlfriend?

>> No.20602895

Baron Julius Evola - Eros and the Mysteries of Love

>> No.20602910

>>20602884
I've found that discussing Buddhist text with sexy liberal girls to be very tasteful. For personal record, I've personally destroyed 4 different pussies in a weekend party.

Specifically, girls get real into my depth of knowledge of Pali Canon. Specifically as it relates to the Vinya. Girls laugh at the idea that monks have all these weird rules and how they are celibate for their lives. One thing leads to another, we get to know each other a bit and she stays over and we have steamy animal sex.

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>>20602910
Is that true?

>> No.20602921

>>20602915
Ofcourse. Just try it out. You don't even need to read all of the 38 volumes of Pali Canon. Just simple suttas like Satipathana Sutta is a great gateway drug. Have you ever known a girl who isn't interested in mindfulness meditation? Satipathana Sutta is the very source of that.

Oh man, girls dig it.

>> No.20602929

>>20602921
I was always under the impression that the inferior frontal cortex of women just made them repeat stuff without actually understanding them and that yoga was only an excuse for them to wear tight pants.

>> No.20602934

>>20602929
Who do you think taught them Yoga? Its those chads who wanted to slay those pussies.

>> No.20602935

>>20602884
whats the book? in the op pic GIVE ME TITLE ONEGAI

>> No.20602938

>>20602929
everything you have said has no bearing on the rest

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>>20602884
Whenever chicks ask me who my favourite female writer is, I always hit them with pic related.

>> No.20603045

>>20602884
there is no cheat sheet, because like the "you will never be a woman" copypasta women themselves have developed a keen sense of sniffing out fake men.

of course this doesn't discredit self improvement, pua or lifting itself. it just means that any transformation has to be that, a transformation. dont get so caught up on reading about shit especailly because its all a trick to get money from lonley men like boxed wine or cruises are for middle aged divorcee women. youd be better off just going out more, going to the gym and getting a social life

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>>20603042
Based