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What kind of books will you read to your kids/children?

>> No.20889015

>>20889005
why do you guys feel the need to constantly racebait? what are you actually getting out of this?

>> No.20889025

>>20889005
>What kind of books will you read to your kids/children?
All the children's classics. None of the modern shit.
>>20889015
>racebait
Just the reality.

>> No.20889033

>>20889015
Well I took the picture myself

>> No.20889034

Lord of the Rings
Hobbit
Narnia
Sherlock Holmes
Hungry Caterpillar

>> No.20889038
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20889038

Robert E. Howard.

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>>20889005
I'll probably stick mostly to pre-2000s classic kid books, maybe enlivened by the occasional adaptation of a classic for-grown-ups novel. "The Hobbit" is definitely making an appearance at some point; it has to be about the perfect kids' book.

>>20889025
>Just the reality.
Nah, there's probably a ton of books with white people on the cover just to the left that the photographer conveniently left out. But you stick with whatever gets you off.

>> No.20889606

>>20889005
>The Hobbit
>Lord of the Rings set
>AESOP'S FABLES
>Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm
>Anne of Green Gables set (The first 8 only)
>Life in Celtic Times
>Everything in the Irish Cycles (The Tain, Tuatha, etc.)
>The Story of the Irish Race (MacManus)
>Dracula
>Faust
>Illiad
>Odyssey
>Molloy
>Frankenstein
and I guess everything else on my shelf
>>20889046
>Nah, there's probably a ton of books with white people on the cover just to the left
You have never been in a Target before, have you? There isn't.

>> No.20889614

>>20889606
>You have never been in a Target before, have you? There isn't.
I haven't been to Target. That said, obsessing over race also isn't one of my hobbies.

>> No.20889619

>>20889614
>goal post status: moved
I will just claim my victory here, genetic dead end.

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>> No.20889660

>>20889619
>I will just claim my victory here, genetic dead end.
You sound like an insane person

>> No.20889685

>>20889005
They sell gunpla in US stores now?

>> No.20889697

>>20889005
the complete works of lenin

>> No.20889922

>>20889660
>Insanity
In a world that states "race doesn't matter" and "we are all the same" and refuses to recognize any and all refutation of this concept by calling it "pseudoscience", despite proof residing in biology (medicine and genetic research, specifically)?
I do not reject reality, thus I am insane? Then I choose insanity.

>> No.20889969

>>20889697
Based

>> No.20890260

>>20889614
>obsessing over race also isn't one of my hobbies.
Retard you were the one who brought it up.

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>>20889005
A nice little childrens book of around 40 pages

>> No.20890375

>>20889922
you don't prove things in science

>> No.20890398

>>20889015
People here have no lives.

>> No.20890450

>>20889005
I will make up stories for them tailored to their current interests and the events in their lives. Making up stories on the spot for kids is fun, complete artistic freedom. When they start reading i will take them to the store/library, let them pick their own books and they will read to me. Pretty much what my parents did for me.

>> No.20890483

>>20889005
Enid Blyton books

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>>20889005

never in my wildest dreams would i have imagined janemba and gogeta action figures being sold in an american big box retail store

>> No.20890995

>>20889005
Based ssj goku figures

>> No.20891007

>>20889005
Books by L Ron Hubbard

>> No.20891110

>>20889005
Probably classic things like;
- Jack and the Beanstalk
- One Thousand and One Nights
- Alice in Wonderland
or some sci-fi shit, get my kid started on being a sci-fi nerd super early in life.
who knows?
but first, I have to find a woman who is worthy enough to be a Wife. (or should I say I have to first become worthy enough to become a Husband?)

>> No.20891126

>>20891110
>- Alice in Wonderland
Get the one with the Japanese illustrations.

>> No.20891143

>>20889005
Narnia cuz thats what I got as a kid
Huckfinn because n words

>> No.20891160

That lil nigga gonna read where the wild things are no kyappp

>> No.20891177

>>20891126
>Get the one with the Japanese illustrations.
Link?

>> No.20891182

>>20891160
>That lil nigga gonna read where the wild things are no kyappp
hopefully he reads self help books in dealing with a lame ass wigger pops.

>> No.20891247

>>20890260
No I wasn't.

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>>20889015
i love the dynamic of the OP and this post.

western civilization is so utterly broken and doomed that simply taking a picture of an average books store selection in 2022 unironically fits the criteria for a race baiting image because of the sheer quantity of nigger garbage everywhere

its like if you made a thread with a photo of an average london street and someone said "omg why are you race baiting" because an average london street is obviously going to be filled with pakis and other trash

>> No.20891470

I'm a little disappointed no one mentioned The Phantom Toll Booth. My wife told me she was pregnant two weeks ago. I'm very much looking forward to revisiting A.A.Milne, Brian Jacques, Tove Janson, Narnia (I would say C.S. Lewis, but I read his apologetics constantly), Roald Dahl, and of course Dr. Seuss. I don't think that I have ever been happier in my life.

>> No.20891478

Op here
Should i buy some anime toys tomorrow?

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>>20889005
These books aren't actually meant to be read by anyone. Its just money laundering.
Corrupt politician puts forth policy to mandate woke shit in schools, tells his mates to write some woke shit, libraries around the country forced to buy it, politicians mates make bank. It's the same reason every dogshit politician makes a memoir even though nobody would ever read it.

>> No.20891545

>>20889685
Target carries some, smaller hobby shops usually have a decent selection, enough to get started. There's a chain hobby shop called Hobbytown that has a large selection.

>> No.20891555

>>20891478
Yes definitely

>> No.20891611

>>20889005
Otto Weninger - Sex and Character to my daughter
Nabakov's Lolita to my son

>> No.20891614

>>20891182
Stop shilling self help

>> No.20891861

>>20891611
lmao

>> No.20891868

>>20891470
Congrats anon

>> No.20891910

>>20889005
Lol, I would just take the Dragon Ball Z toys instead.

>> No.20892109

>>20891555
Which ones
Dunno if i wanna drop 30 or 40 on anime toys
Saw a 10 dollar kakashi though

>> No.20892139

>>20889005
...colin kaepernick wrote a children's book?

>> No.20892145

>>20889646
what's the manga?

>> No.20892150

>>20889025
> All the children's classics. None of the modern shit.
Just. This.

>> No.20892490

>>20892145
"Toradora!" The anime is also good.

>> No.20892525

>>20889685
I usually see kits in Barnes and Noble.

>> No.20892738

>>20889646
kek

>> No.20892750

>>20889922
>In a world that states "race doesn't matter" and "we are all the same"
Are you posting from 2005? What the fuck are you talking about everyone is obsessed with race these days.

>> No.20892755

>>20891110
>get my kid started on being a sci-fi nerd super early in life
your kid isn't born yet and you already hate his guts?

>> No.20892765

>>20891440
Honestly as an outsider it's weird to think that there's only about 13% or 14% of black people in america. From what the media shows it looks like it's at least half of the population.

>> No.20892768

>>20889005
we read whatever hand-me-downs we get from friends and family.

>> No.20892772

>>20891470
Exceptional taste and I wish you happiness.

>> No.20892774

>>20891470
why would reading his apologetics make you disregard his great works?

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>>20889005
>You Are Alone
It's important that they learn early.

>> No.20892821

>>20889005
Homer, The once and future king, the edda etc.

>> No.20892869

>>20892139
Yeah its called "How to be a cuckold, lessons for the young and young at heart"