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21439227 No.21439227 [Reply] [Original]

>riding the train
>dude next to me is reading a book
>quickly pull out my phone
>search the title on duckduckgo
>read a few reviews
>memorize the negative ones
>speak up and tell the dude how much of a pseud he is and how his book sucks
>leave the train before he has a counterargument

>> No.21439245

take it a step further by going to chatgpt and have it articulate a critique

>> No.21439716

>>21439227
LARP or not, this is dangerously based, but you should throw in spoilers.

>> No.21439735

>>21439227
>be the dude reading the book
>follow you out just to call you a fag
>sit down to continue reading and wait for the next train

>> No.21439737

>>21439227
what was the book?

>> No.21440880

>>21439227
>read book
>fat retard with sickly skin tries to get your attention with several *ahems*
>look up at him
>he rattles off word for word some of the reviews you read before starting the book, stumbles over polysyllabics
>runs away with rigid, rather psychotic smile on his face
>shake head slightly, continue reading

>> No.21441093

>>21439716
>but you should throw in spoilers.
He said book, not novel (which is a text movie)

>> No.21441164

>>21439737
The Bible