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Why didn't Sauron just stabb Isildur instead of reaching for him with the hand that had the ring outside of the armor?

>> No.2151375
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Why didn't they just drop The Ring into the ocean?

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Why didn't they just shoot Voldemort with guns?

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Why didn't Gaddafi just escape to Nigeria back in June like everyone else?

>> No.2151378

>>2151371
>Talking about the movie
>On /lit/

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why didn't Rhaegar just depose his obviously incompetant father?

>> No.2151385

>>2151378
I think they made a book out of this movie you see. This could be the reason it's on /lit/ BUT THIS IS UNCONFIRMED!!!!

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Why didn't Tony just kill Johnny Sack when Carmine gave the ok?

>> No.2151388

>>2151385
A book that, if you had bothered to read, never elaborates on exactly how Isildur managed to cut the one ring from Sauron's finger.

>> No.2151391

>>2151381
He tried, actually. Tourney of Harrenhal was just that. But Varys called it so Aerys went there aswell. Meaning, plans to depose Aerys were delayed.

>> No.2151394

Why didn't Richard just use the Boxes of Orden when the Order first became a problem?

>yeah I just mentioned Sword of Truth

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Why didn't Voldemort turn the moon into a Horcrux?

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>>2151391
welp, guess I'm a faggot.
wtf Varys?

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Why didn't Stephen King just quit and write books after "The Shining"?

>> No.2151407

>>2151402
LOL

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>>2151400
>>2151401
>>2151402
>>2151404
Samefag

>> No.2151413

>>2151408
you're good you!

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Why didn't Fredo hide the ring up Gimli's hairy dwarf anus? No one would ever look there.

>> No.2151416

>>2151414
Gimli's wife would have found it. All dwarves are male and they reproduce through buttsex.

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>>2151414
>dat smell

>> No.2151437

wtfamireading.jpg

>> No.2151455

>>2151394
Get the fuck out.

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Why didn't Daniel Jackson just fuck Teal'c up his sweet Jaffa ass and get it over with?

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>>2151414

hahahahaha I demand moar!!

>> No.2151640

You realise that trolling like this is against the rules right? It's also annoying and incredibly childish. I realise that 4chan coonsists mainly of 12 year olds, but please, try not to act like it.

>> No.2151649

>>2151640
:P :P :P

>> No.2151682

>>2151640
Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!

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>>2151395
Well because he can't get there. Obviously.
You can only apparate to places you've already been.

>> No.2151696

>>2151372
They actually did.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc0e1jsoohY