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i think i am falling in love with a woman who has been dead for almost 200 years

what do

pic related i took it at the parsonage i have more if you wanna see them

>> No.22028150
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22028150

>>22028146
Dig up and fuck her corpse

>> No.22028153

i was literally the only young guy there

i looked very out of place, basically everyone else was elderly and female

>> No.22028157

>>22028150
lmao, no i want an actual person who i can sit in the yorkshire rain with

>> No.22028160

>>22028146
Love? you don't know what that is. Infatuation? sure thing, happened billions of times before. The world is just going to keep spinning

>> No.22028164

Do you live nearby? I live local to haworth

>> No.22028166

>>22028160
doesn't make it any less sad tho

>> No.22028168
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>>22028153
>>22028157
Let her spirit take possession of one of those old grannies and fuck her.

>> No.22028171

>>22028164
i'm about 2 hours away, it's two trains and the bronte bus for me

>> No.22028176

>>22028168
that wouldn't be historically accurate cus she died at 30 (honestly good age to call it quits desu)

>> No.22028177

I am in love with the following women
>Emily Dickinson (lesbian?, dead)
>Emily Bronte (lesbian?, dead)
>Boudica (dead)
>Camille Paglia (lesbian?, 80 years old)
>Pamela Colman Smith (dead)
>Helena P. Blavatsky (fat, dead)
>Hermine from Steppenwolf (fictional, dead?)
>Norah Vincent (lesbian, dead)
>Esther Vilar (87 years old)
>Leni Riefenstahl (dead)
>at least two of the Mitford sisters (dead)

>> No.22028180

>>22028177
isn't paglia a tranny?

>> No.22028186

>>22028153
is this in massachusetts?

>> No.22028189

>>22028186
no it's in haworth in the uk

>> No.22028211

>>22028177
I only know the two Emilys but I'm going to assume all of them are femcels.

>> No.22028216
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>>22028146
For me? It's Empress Sisi

>> No.22028220
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22028220

>>22028180
just checked who she was

>> No.22028237

>>22028153
you looked gay

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22028246

>>22028146
Theodore Roosevelt's daughter was fucking banging.

>> No.22028247

I am a young, married, straight man, and I am in love with a bisexual man and two lesbians, all dust

>> No.22028254

>>22028237
i hope not

>> No.22028265

>>22028237
I don't think real faggots really care about Dickinson. OP is just a sensitive man. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.22028302

>>22028265
bronte not dickinson

>> No.22028348

>>22028302
Ew
The point still stands, however

>> No.22028354

>>22028146
You are falling in love with your idea of a woman. In other words, you are in love with yourself. Have you ever thought of transitioning?

>> No.22028439

>>22028354
I am, yet again, begging the faggots to read Spinoza

>> No.22028685

>>22028146
Half the English majors at any lib arts college are carbon copies of Emily B. If you are too old for creeping college campuses then find out where the former English majors work, like coffee shops and bookstores.

>> No.22028707 [DELETED] 

>>22028146
I am in love with a certain Ukrainian pianist who will never know I exist. I watch her performances all the time when I'm drunk. Worst part is she has a husband.[/spoilers] Don't be like me anon.

>> No.22028709 [DELETED] 

>>22028146
>I am in love with a certain Ukrainian pianist who will never know I exist. I watch her performances all the time when I'm drunk. Worst part is she has a husband. Don't be like me anon.

>> No.22028712

I need to stop drinking

>> No.22028716

>>22028146
I would shoot and rape her father in front of her.

>> No.22028811

>>22028685
Half the English majors are autistic shut-indoors women?

>> No.22028838

>>22028177
>>at least two of the Mitford sisters (dead)
Unity and Diana, I presume.
They are the most attractive, and Jessica the least by far; this has absolutely nothing to do with their political leanings, but it happens to correlate quite nicely.

>> No.22028867

>>22028146
only women and homosexuals fall in love with personalities. men get attached only after theyve nutted and been whipped/broken. you OP are once again a fag.

>> No.22028881

>>22028177
>Blavatsky
>Dead

>> No.22028883

>>22028867
in english and not in schizobabble? i am in fact a man and i have fallen in love with two women in the past two months.

>> No.22029143

>>22028354
everyone falls in love with their idea of a woman, but at the end of the day the person who wrote those words was a real person, and the person who people described was a real person

>> No.22029146

>>22028712
hello branwell

>> No.22029164

>>22028220
Damn thank G-d the feminists are here otherwise we'd be clueless

>> No.22029199

>>22028171
>bronte bus
?

>> No.22029219
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>>22029199
The bus service in Haworth is called the Bronte Bus, pic related is what the sign at the station looks like