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I just wrote the first chapter of what i could only describe as the next A Song of Ice and Fire and my hands are shaking. Im gonna be a millionaire soon.....

>> No.22559171
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>>22559162
Remember me when you reach the top. You don't know but I've been admiring you for a while. Just a few million will do

>> No.22559198

>>22559162
Post it so I can evaluate your prose.

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You know what? I believe in you, OP! Hopefully you can finish your work before you die and not be remembered as a draft dodging atheist hack that never finished something he started out of desperation.

>> No.22559236

>>22559162
If a /lit/ autist can create selfish art that good than so can I, back to the poetry anthology. I'm gonna be capturing the hearts of sadboy's everywhere

>> No.22559438

The beginning and end of most publishing stories is that the quality of a given piece of writing has relatively little to do with its chances of earning any significant money for a publisher

>> No.22559470

>>22559162
based, I hope you remember called you based :)

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>>22559162
Keep writing, bro. At least for the first draft, don't get bogged down with forums or feedback or anything that might stifle your creativity.

>> No.22559602

>>22559236
I believe in you anon

>> No.22561339

How long until OP gets obese and becomes unable to finish his work because his fingers are so fucking fat

>> No.22562621

>>22559162
>because the world needs another giant slab of pulp trash
Kill yourself.

>> No.22562650

>>22562621
Shut the fuck up you uncreative nigger, OP is doing more than you will in your lifetime. Good luck, OP

>> No.22562684

>>22559226
>believes the world is complex
>hurr he’s a heckin athoiiist

>> No.22562691

>>22562650
Mashing together the same old bunch of fantasy cliches is not being "creative."
Rage moar. You will only ever produce second-rate derivative shit.

>> No.22562699

Hell yeah, dude, I wish you the best! As soon as I'm off work, I'm going to try and finish a chapter of my book that I hope rivals the best absurdist/existential literature. Thanks for being motivation OP

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>>22562621
>>22562691
Based
>>22559162
Here’s why you won’t be a millionaire. You’re already overshooting your challenge. You are anticipating money and fame, you should expect failure and heartbreak, as it is the norm.

The best you might do is write the next Call of the Crocodile, and that’s not saying much.

>> No.22563073

>>22559162
your pen name better be LaQueefa Jackson if you want to get published

>> No.22564544

>>22562684
Kill yourself tranny faggot YWNBAW

>> No.22564545

>>22559162
Post an excerpt or shut the fuck up

>> No.22564940

>>22559162
>the next A Song of Ice and Fire
So a rambling insipid """"""dark fantasy""""""" with voyeuristic depictions of gluttony and the worst excesses of America's attitude towards sex and violence? Cool, hope you have fun with that