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Best books about men being men... and by that, I mean, mean fuckin', bangin', screwin', dicking-down, rootin', laying-pipe, and sewing their wild oats with every hot babe they know. To hell with their wife and family. A mans got to get his nut. I need books written by horney mother-fuckers daydreaming about getting their dick sucked, getting rimmed, and spanking bitches.

The more misogynistic the better (both in characters AND in the writer themselves).
"I love you, babe." She whispers - licking his ear.
Pushing her away, "Shut up, bitch! Make me a roast beef sandwich!"

Fuck off with this Marquis de Sade, shit. I also need beauty. I need lyrical prose. I need a good story. I need humour. I need heartbreak. Give me something to chew on... as I sport a Rodney in my right-hand.

>> No.22687477

Lolita.

>> No.22687484

>>22687465
the games of thorns

>> No.22687485
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>>22687465
You don’t deserve a rec other than Sade. Work harder next time.

>> No.22687522

>>22687485
:(

>> No.22687578

>>22687465
I know you said no Sade but honestly Justine is as good as it gets from what I've seen
I dont think theres anything better, in literature anyway.

>> No.22687584

>>22687465
Giacomo Casanova, Histoire de ma vie
Frank Harris, My Life and Loves

>> No.22687596

>>22687465
>I also need beauty. I need lyrical prose. I need a good story. I need humour. I need heartbreak.
The Flashman series by George Macdonald Fraser is exactly what you're looking for.

>> No.22687597

>>22687578
>>22687584
Justine isn't sexy, just gross, and Casanova isn't pornographic.

>> No.22687620

>>22687597
Justine is very sexy, especially if you find misogyny sexy
it's not perfect of course, but it's unbridled, unfortunely

also its not gross, shit like 120 days of sodom is gross (and yeah there is some gross shit in justine but it's like 90% safe)

>> No.22687623

>>22687465
Ovid erotic poems

>> No.22687632

>>22687465
I could write a book about the few sex tapes I made, the women really wanted it and I didn't even suggest it. The best one with this woman who is semi-famous in Canadian culinary arts was incredibly hot but I lost the hard drive that it was on.

>> No.22687661

>>22687465
you want something like the Casca series

>> No.22687677

Henry Miller - Tropic of Cancer/Capricorn, The Rosy Crucifixion trilogy

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>>22687661
>casca mentioned on /lit/
reset the timer

>> No.22688542

Pimp by Iceberg Slim
Martin Amis is really horny.John Updike as well.

>> No.22688632

imagine fukkking a woman without even wanting to be paid for it
imagine putting women on a pedestal lol

>> No.22688639

>>22687465
The Romance of Lust

>> No.22688688

Esparbec is the goat here.
I'm afraid EOP are filtered for now.