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Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:28:24 2011 No.2280883 [Reply] [Original]

Ask a femanon who just pity-fucked Harold Bloom anything.

BEFORE you ask:

Age: 23
Occupation: MFA student at an Ivy League university (will not specify.)
Reason: I figured he would be dead soon, so I wanted to cheer him up. He always looks so sad. Also, so I could tell people I fucked the most famous literary critic in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:31:24 2011 No.2280884 It would be awesome if OP weren't just joking around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:32:23 2011 No.2280887 >>2280884 I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:33:23 2011 No.2280888 Who the fuck is Harold Bloom and why should I give a shit about him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:33:23 2011 No.2280889 >>2280884 50/50 OP is not. I have known some MFAs, and some of them are mega-sluts who would (and have) done things like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:34:23 2011 No.2280890 >>2280889 More like 20% chance OP is not lying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:35:23 2011 No.2280892 >Also, so I could tell people I fucked the most famous literary critic in the world. So if you're really not lying, you want to tell people that you fucked a bloated 90 year old fossil?

>>	Corazon Di Poeta Mon Dec 26 18:37:24 2011 No.2280893 So, did he lecture you about how Falstaf was Shakespeare's greatest creation or how he is Samuel Johnson's heir?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:38:23 2011 No.2280894 I don't even want to imagine the smell, 1/10 because I replied 201 replies 23 images omitted click reply to view

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:38:23 2011 No.2280895 File: 43 KB, 397x388, james joyce is pleased.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2280883 How big is his dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:41:23 2011 No.2280897 >>2280892 81, actually. I wouldn't tell anyone IRL unless I really trusted them. It's more so I can brag about it on anonymous message boards (not that many people would believe me, but still, it gives me pleasure.)

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:42:23 2011 No.2280900
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So, is it true that MFA students write stuff that only MFA students would read? Is this why you need to fill your life with the meaningless status–boning of ancient professors?

Is being an MFA student an occupation, or simply sucking at the teat of conned university donors? Is it this parasite morality that also results in such degrading action?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:43:23 2011 No.2280902 >>2280895 Average. I'd say around five and a half inches. He had some trouble getting it up, but I expected that. I had to suck on it for around three minutes before it was hard enough for me to put it in. Hey, you asked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:46:23 2011 No.2280908 >>2280900 I work very hard and would like to think that almost anybody could read- and enjoy- my writing. I spend 5-6 hours a day writing and editing, and most of my free time reading. I try to finish at least 2 books a week. It is a full time job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:46:23 2011 No.2280909 >>2280900 Most I have encountered (note I am not OP) mainly write for other MFA students/academics, and less than half are actually legitimately talented. An MFA teaches you more about how to teach writing than it does how to write, IMO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:48:23 2011 No.2280911 >>2280902 I'm a writer. It's a job. I work hard at it. But no one is paying me to do anything but publish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:48:23 2011 No.2280912 Samuel Johnson's heir lol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:51:24 2011 No.2280914 >>2280883 Did he appreciate it? What did he say/do afterward?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:52:23 2011 No.2280915 SO which Ivy League MFA programs are actually worth it, and which just amount to paying 50K a year for a big name school that amounts to nothing more than debt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:53:23 2011 No.2280917 >>2280911 What do you write about? Aside from the money, why do you even write, and why did you choose this career to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:55:24 2011 No.2280922 >believing OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:56:23 2011 No.2280923 Stan Brakhage or Jonas Mekas? Claire Denis or Chantal Akerman? Ozu or Mizoguchi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:49:23 2011 No.2280944 e-mailed Harold Bloom, told him it was a pity fuck and he's being made fun of on an elite literature community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:50:23 2011 No.2280947 >>2280944 Pics or it didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:51:23 2011 No.2280949 >>2280944 he must be crushed

>>	sandwiches Mon Dec 26 19:51:23 2011 No.2280951 >>2280923 Mekas. Akerman. Ozu. Also, 0/10 for OP, anyone who believes this shit deserves to be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:52:23 2011 No.2280955 >>2280949 >implying it's possible to crush that mass

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:53:23 2011 No.2280957

>>2280917

Essays, some long–form journalism and a few book reviews. I won't be more specific than that on 4chan. I blog and collect a constantly–baffling amount of ad revenue (not enough to live on like some bloggers, but a strange amount vs my production). I'm battening down the hatches in the new year and writing a novel—transformed from a longer non–fiction piece I had been working on—that I realized would be better communicated as fiction. My "career", as it is, is quite minor, it's not my sole source of income (but I'm planning on writing the novel full–time, as I don't think I could do it well while working another job). I'm only in my mid–20s, so I'm not too worried about where I am. I do it because I want to. Not because I "love it" (though there are times I do), or because I "have to", but because it is something I do well and makes me feel accomplished. I have my pretensions, of course, but they are mine and would best stay that way.

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 19:55:24 2011 No.2280962 File: 74 KB, 614x307, art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This woman is a nut. I did not have relations with her. That is not my baby!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:56:24 2011 No.2280964 As sad as OP is, there are probably an astounding amount of women who'd fuck Harold Bloom. Women are whores.

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 19:57:25 2011 No.2280965 File: 46 KB, 300x456, BloomHarold-070110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > implying I'd fuck a 6/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:58:25 2011 No.2280967 >>2280957 Good on you, mate. What kind of book are you writing? Literary or genre fiction?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 19:59:25 2011 No.2280969 >>2280947 Really OP? That was exactly what I was going to ask you.

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 19:59:25 2011 No.2280970 File: 29 KB, 325x475, harold-bloom01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > mfw this thread is not nearly as good as the choose your adventure RPG Zombie Harold Bloom in London thread

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 20:00:25 2011 No.2280971 File: 394 KB, 760x468, haroldbloomnews.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > post something outrageous on 4chans > it must be true because they're typing a lot of text

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:01:24 2011 No.2280973 File: 28 KB, 390x310, tearsofjoy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this whole thread

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 20:01:24 2011 No.2280975 File: 88 KB, 400x300, bloom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > mfw I rock this thread

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 20:02:24 2011 No.2280977 File: 22 KB, 391x376, bloomy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you, OP?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:07:24 2011 No.2280987 Has he lost weight? His neck is looking more discernible

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:08:24 2011 No.2280988

>>2280967

Eh, people would probably say "literary", but I can't say I'm fond of the distinction. There are genre writers out there that just write pot–boilers, to be sure, but there are "literary" writers who do the same thing, but at far less profit. There are genre writers out there with good prose, and there are some with great ideas who have middling prose. Great ideas can save middling prose like great prose can save middling ideas. But there are literary writers who are all prose, no plot, no idea. I'd probably rather read bad genre fic, if I was going to waste my time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:08:24 2011 No.2280989 >>2280987 Yeah. It's much more vagina shaped now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:09:24 2011 No.2280990 >>2280957 What are you hoping to do with your writing? What are your goals for putting your pen to the paper? What do you want people who read your work to take away from it?

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:10:24 2011 No.2280994

>>2280988
Nothing annoys me more than when people start to decide that a writer who indisputably writes fantasy is actually good, and so proceed to move him out of fantasy and into the fiction section. Just saw Little, Big in "fiction" in a bookstore today. On the one hand, happy JC is getting recognition he deserves; on the other hand, fuck off, it's indisputably fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:10:24 2011 No.2280995 >>2280987 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaro7WMCAbw Yup. He trimmed down to more efficiently smash pussy.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:12:25 2011 No.2280998

>>2280883

Let's feed the troll and suppose, for the sake of argument, that your story is real.

How does it feel to be a whore who claims her own degradation while at the same time getting what is, in fact, a STATUS fuck, rather than a pity fuck?

What exactly were you shooting for? Love? Money? Of course not. You just wanted to be known as a whore which responds to status. Of course, it is always ever thus, but still, the cognitive dissonance is annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:14:25 2011 No.2281003 >>2280995 lol harold bloom smashes pussy put that on a t-shirt, you dicklords >>2280998 no alternate idea: let's not feed the troll, instead let's talk about literally anything else. you're OP disappointed nobody bit, aren't you?

>>	Harold Bloom Mon Dec 26 20:14:25 2011 No.2281005 File: 8 KB, 200x269, bloom (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2280998 >>2280998 >>2280998 my nigga

>>	Postrider !!IFhYmPq4mXS Mon Dec 26 20:24:25 2011 No.2281021 >Feel lonely >Write a thread using a personal fantasy of mine and pretend to be a girl >Get attention >>>/b/

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:28:26 2011 No.2281031

>>2280998

Call me a whore, do you think I give a fuck? That word has no meaning anymore. Yes, I fucked him because he's Harold Bloom. No, I don't regularly fuck 80 year old guys
(unless they are famous, that is.) Sex is entering a new age. Everyone is having it, and for their own reasons, and it's quickly losing its taboo status. Get with the times, old
man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:29:24 2011 No.2281037 >>2281031 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pDF-OBJCt8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:31:24 2011 No.2281044 lol i agree with OP, y'all frigid bitches. Did he still look sad when you fucked him? he always looks sad so i'd assume so

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:32:25 2011 No.2281046 I recall a girl on here sucking Tom Stoppard's dick. Would you suck Tom Stoppard's dick?

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:38:25 2011 No.2281060

>>2281044

Yes. That's just his face, though. He can't help it. Kind of like how Salman Rushdie always looks like he knows a dirty secret about your mother.

I had to stifle laughter when Bloom was about to cum, though. He looked like a little boy on christmas morning (or the eighth night of hanukkah, in his case.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:39:24 2011 No.2281063 >>2281046 I would do more than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:40:24 2011 No.2281066 Haha, well played op. That's defiantly one way to get some attention.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:42:25 2011 No.2281075

>>2281031

This is true, but it doesn't mean what you did isn't rather disgusting. You "fucked" an old man who doesn't care about you at all. It doesn't matter to him that you are a writer, or that you keep a blog. Your thoughts, your desires, your ambitions, none of this means jack shit to that man. You are nothing more than an object to relieve his biological urges, the fact that you have a mind capable of reason means nothing to him really. However this isn't the worst of it, you fucked him not for greed, nor for ambition, nor even for physical pleasure. You fucked this man for bragging rights, you fucked him simply to say that you fucked him. Out of all of the reasons to fuck someone this has to be one of worst. Don't drag liberation into this, you sully any nobility feminism has by bringing it into the discussion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:43:25 2011 No.2281076 Well, he is known for being a lecher. My sister got a tutorial with ol' Harold simply for being a nubile, young thing, though she said he's mostly harmless (he's feeble enough that you just bat him away). I'll be sad to see the codger go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:45:24 2011 No.2281083 >>2281066 definitely, numbskull

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:52:50 2011 No.2281097 >>2281060 Oh dear, that Rushdie comment has me in stitches. Apt description.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:53:50 2011 No.2281102

abbi Bloom is not the answer. He doesn't understand the nature of linguistic experience that I describe. He never understood it. His mind is devoted to teasing out (i.e. inventing) "themes" and "types" and "issues" and the equivalent to what Northop Frye called "topoi," as ways of attempting to expand the importance of the works he describes.

He is a connect-the-dots critic who finds (i.e. makes) static intellectual patterns; not someone who, in the Poirier way, surfs breaking waves of energy. Bloom's great poets and playwrights are "thinkers" not "doers." That sums it up. (Though, to avoid misunderstanding, I should add that I also believe in artists as thinkers, but in a much more complex, temporally engaged way than Bloom understands. The artist is not a formulator of "thoughts" in the Bloom way, but a flowing expression of the shifting activity of thinking, experiencing, and feeling -- on the move, in flux, in process and revision.) Bloom's current status as eminence gris for the New Yorker crowd is an expression of the fashion system, not the wisdom system. He did a lot of damage to Ph.D.s of my generation, and he continues doing it to more recent students. People always prefer ideas and theories to activities and movements; they prefer statements of knowledge to exercises of energy and power. Static forms are much easier to deal with and write about than moving forces. It's the way our brains work. And it's what great literature (and music and dance) exists to shake up.

http://rcarney.blogspot.com/2009/01/92_27.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:54:51 2011 No.2281105 >>2281075 We are animals. Sex is animalistic. Don't try to make it out as anything more than a primal display of power and a means to relieve our biological urges.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:56:50 2011 No.2281111 File: 39 KB, 460x300, salman-rushdie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281097

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:57:51 2011 No.2281113 >>2281102 Call me obtuse but I had trouble with that paragraph--it read a bit purple. Maybe there's a reason why Bloom is the beau idéal among literary critics and pedagogues and you are not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:00:51 2011 No.2281117 Bloom is a venerable institution of literary thought. He deserves a fucking. I guess the missus isn't putting out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:01:51 2011 No.2281119 >>2281102 man, fuck that guy

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:03:50 2011 No.2281122

>>2281105

If all you are going to do with your existence is give in to your "animal" instincts that is fine. Most people spend their whole lives doing just that, and most are in denial about it, at least you call a 'spade a spade". However there is nothing noble in what you do, why degrade yourself for such petty reasons? What is the point in making sex a game, why partake in such a pointless act? Is this what you are going to do with your existence, it seems so... empty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:04:26 2011 No.2281125 >>2281122 is there a way to agree w this kind of position while also being "sex-positive"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:05:26 2011 No.2281127 responding to one's own posts is the most shameful form of posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:08:25 2011 No.2281132 File: 7 KB, 239x211, obamapoint.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281111 Those repeating digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:10:24 2011 No.2281135 >>2281125 Depends on your definition of "sex-positive"

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:12:25 2011 No.2281138

>>2281122
Christfag detected. A life consisting solely of animal pleasures would be a rather sordid thing. I'm not sure it's possible to be completely fulfilled, however, without gratifying some of the animal impulses. This is why religion is such a scourge--it imposes unhappiness by trying to repudiate man's animal qualities. Sometimes I think all of religion, and the invention of god (in man's image, is a charade intended to falsely elevate man. Religion is born from man's unease with his primeval, primate-based essence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:12:25 2011 No.2281139 >>2281075 I agree with this guy. Was this actually running through your head while fucking him - "oh boy, can't wait to brag about this on 4chan"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:13:25 2011 No.2281141 >>2281138 so is philosophy, though

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:14:24 2011 No.2281144
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>>2280888
>>2280888
>>2280900
>>2280911
>>2280922
>>2280944
>>2280955
>>2280977
>>2280988
>>2281044
>>2281066
>>2281111
>>2281122

Were you even aware of the high volume of repeating digits?

>>	Nigger, please Mon Dec 26 21:14:24 2011 No.2281146 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:15:24 2011 No.2281147 >>2281139 No, what was running through my mind for most of those ten minutes was actually "Wow, his tits are bigger than mine."

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:16:25 2011 No.2281150 >>2281144 /lit/ doesn't give a shit about "gets" Back to /b/ with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:16:25 2011 No.2281152 >>2281147 >implying Bloom lasted longer than 4 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:16:25 2011 No.2281153 >>2281141 Philosophy is more comfortable with man qua primate. And philosophy rarely imputes or arrogates moral superiority for its assertions. Nor does philosophy foist its ascetic creed onto others.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:18:24 2011 No.2281158 >>2281150 I too always found it a puerile practice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:19:24 2011 No.2281159 Is OP pulchritudinous?

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:21:24 2011 No.2281164

>>2281150
I don't think you understand. I'm mocking the validity of this thread by suggesting that the acquisition of a repeating set of digits is of higher import than the initial topic established within.

I also suggest that you retire from your current session of web browsing in order to practice autoeroticism.

Or, go fuck yourself twat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:23:25 2011 No.2281169 >>2281164 Wow. What mordant lampooning. How valiant.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:25:25 2011 No.2281171

>>2281153
the first is probably true, the last is true enough, but i don't see how you can argue that "philosophy rarely imputes or arrogates moral superiority for its assertions". certainly not true of ethics, is it? the whole point is attempting to come to a knowledge of the moral, which by its nature that's got to be morally superior right?

>>2281164
p much

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:27:24 2011 No.2281181

>>2281138

You somewhat caught me on the christfag bit, grew up in the church stopped believing when I witnessed hypocrisy in other Christians, and myself. The same reason I do not worship a god is the same reason I try my best to deny animal instincts. Put quite simply I am the master of my own life, what happens to me is of my own doings, no god, society,or animal desires get to have a say in what or who I am. I don't care if this belief is childish, ignorant, backward, or any other term you want to throw at me. I will rationalize my beliefs, convincing myself I am "right", and you are "wrong" just like every other human being out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:29:25 2011 No.2281186 >>2281171 In practice, however, an Epicurean, say, never takes a moral high ground against a Platonist. Adherents of different philosophies may think one another misled but never wicked or malicious. Only religion makes claims of that sort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:32:24 2011 No.2281194 I'M ONLY POSTING HERE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE FUN LOLJK NO BUT REALLY THIS LOOKS GREAT U GUIESE

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:36:24 2011 No.2281198

>>2281181
I admire your honesty to yourself, and your devotion to cultivating your own character. But for most people, being themselves means being somewhat animalistic--these are innate qualities. Denying or ignoring this part of you is not being honest with yourself, and I'd imagine such abnegation would set you off-kilter. Only when we come to terms with our primate-selves will our animalistic past cease to be an obstruction. Disavowing the impulses, like erasing slavery from the textbooks, does us no good.

P.S. Obviously we got rid off slavery, I see the analogue as being able to live in temperance with animal qualities.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:38:25 2011 No.2281201

>>2280994

I hate that because it is patronizing. It is like people who say "It is good for children's literature." It's a good book. Whether or not it was intended or appropriate for children is not the point. Categorization by genre/age should not be a judgment but a guide. Saying a good book does not belong in "fantasy" is ridiculous. If most bookstores had a "historical fiction" section that wasn't code for "bodice ripper", I would want to see Eco in there, even though he is considered "literary".

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:39:25 2011 No.2281203 >>2281186 that is true, but there's still a belief in moral superiority of your own ideas + there's certainly a belief (fundamental i would argue) in the moral superiority of a code derived from philosophy over any kind of naive code

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:41:24 2011 No.2281206

>>2281201
exactly, man. same with pynchon, really, if you think about it... but then, i suppose we should realize that these are all marketing categories meant to sell books. as long as we give them no greater relevance than that & remember that this is all they are & they have no literary relevance, it shouldn't matter...

not to say that literary judgment is wrong, just that it's distinct from the kind of "genre/literary" distinction that booksellers make. at bottom, Little, Big is being classed as literary because they think it'll sell more that way, because people buying literary fiction will like it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:47:24 2011 No.2281212 kill everyone in this thread

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:54:25 2011 No.2281220
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8/10, OP... I can't believe it, but this thread has 90 replies and people actually believe you.

I guess I'm not surprised. One time on /s/ I started an "ask a former porn actor anything" thread and it got a bunch of replies and I answered a bunch of questions and people actually believed I did porn. I can't believe anons are this vapid.

It's so pathetically easy to just come on lit and say you're an MFA student who fucked Harold Bloom.

>Occupation: MFA student at an Ivy League university (will not specify.)

Well, you don't need to. You're at Yale if your story is miraculously actually true. That's where Bloom is.

Everyone look up Yale MFAs and find the most hambeast looking one. Ha.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 21:59:24 2011 No.2281227 >Disproving OP with greentext What proof do you have? What prove does she have? None. You either believe her or you don't. Easy as that. Flock off to /v/, immature pests.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:06:24 2011 No.2281238 >>2281220 To be honest the conversation seems to have taken a different turn. A rather enjoyable one I might add, and in the end isn't that why we are even on this website? Troll or not, I enjoyed this thread a great deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:11:24 2011 No.2281246 File: 39 KB, 604x402, 28690_425204394253_532284253_5456784_7837116_n[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281220 Found her, capn'.

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:13:24 2011 No.2281250

>>2281198

I don't mind what you are advocating, it seems rather reasonable to live in balance between the animal, and the undeniably... well human. In order to do so however you have to acknowledge that there is something beyond the animal. I also apologize if I insulted you by suggesting my beliefs are better than yours. I simply wished to find out why you "fucked" Mr. Bloom, as the reason you provided was rather hollow. Or rather to find out why you lied about fucking Bloom on the internet.

>>	sandwiches Mon Dec 26 22:13:25 2011 No.2281252 File: 36 KB, 326x500, gilmore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP here. I was just going through a difficult transition between boyfriends. Growing up is tough, you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:15:24 2011 No.2281256 File: 67 KB, 350x338, 1308079089001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never have any discernible talent at love making

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:16:24 2011 No.2281258 >>2281252 Is it odd that I thought about that character arc of Gilmore girls to? Man I wish I had never seen that show....

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:18:24 2011 No.2281261 >>2281246 Kind of looks like Bloom.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:24:24 2011 No.2281267 File: 42 KB, 512x388, bloom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281261 Probably Bloom's lovechild.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:24:24 2011 No.2281268 >>281246 You'd think that morbidly obese women would avoid being photographed standing next to dozens of cakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:32:24 2011 No.2281271 >>2281268 Harsh. She's definitely not morbidly obese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:34:25 2011 No.2281276 File: 18 KB, 298x417, whoopi-goldberg44511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281271 Hey there, OP.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:40:25 2011 No.2281281 >>2281258 Why what happened to her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 22:41:25 2011 No.2281282 >>2280908 >full time job >writing >college How many professors did you fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 01:45:29 2011 No.2281527 File: 70 KB, 337x323, front.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281271 Compare and contrast with yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 02:07:53 2011 No.2281543 File: 120 KB, 604x402, 1324955478778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281527 >>2281527

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:06:54 2011 No.2281564 >>2281543 Shit myself with laughter at tihs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 05:20:54 2011 No.2281566 this is the best thread i've seen on /lit/ for weeks don't give a shit if it's real, OP, i think bloom is an old wanker, but you got some of the best posters' attention and made for a decent thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 07:46:37 2011 No.2281630 File: 62 KB, 247x248, fuuuuuweeeeeeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2281144 MIND=BLOWN

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 08:59:46 2011 No.2281690 Fucking pathetic, OP. On both counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 13:33:37 2011 No.2282057 >>2281630 What, out of a thread with 130 posts, 13 are dubs? Not to go all /sci/ on you, but what did you expect?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:49:46 2011 No.2283268 So, what happened next?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 00:53:45 2011 No.2283278 whyd you fuckers bump this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:26:45 2011 No.2283335 How is he as a professor? I live in NZ, so we pretty much never get an opportunity to learn under anyone 'known'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:28:45 2011 No.2283337 >>2283335 john dolan used to teach at the university of otago

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:31:47 2011 No.2283343 File: 39 KB, 300x526, ace-of-pentacles-reversed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP. Your literary career.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 01:37:45 2011 No.2283348 >>2283335 Doesn't Bic Runga do talks at schools

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Wed Dec 28 01:56:47 2011 No.2283366 File: 218 KB, 536x800, 214203081_3edda5827d_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I... No nm.

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