/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.23029893]

>I need a name for a reprehensible character...a real piece of...ah! You've outdone yourself, Joanne. Mundungus it is.

[Anonymous No.23029904]

>>23029893
She was a genius for that

[Anonymous No.23029925]

Shakespearean writing skill if I do say so myself

[Anonymous No.23029994]

>hmmm, you've got yourself in a pickle this time Joanne Kathleen...a character who bets on games...
hmm...games...money...bags of money...
>sod it. Ludo Bagman. He'll never be in the movies anyway.

[Anonymous No.23030063]

>A french girl who is pretty like a flower...blast, where did I put that English to French dictionary...?

[Anonymous No.23030507]

>>23029893
>I'm creating a whole parallel society of magical creatures, who runs the banks?
hmmm...banks...money...
>ah yes, goblins it is

[Anonymous No.23030566]

Names are her strongest point as a writer of characters.

[Anonymous No.23030659]

JK Rowling's imagination of her own characters and universe was heavily influenced by the release of the HP films. Anyone else notice that? I noticed when I was a kid and it drove me nuts. The characters align with their movie versions as the series progresses. Fucking weird. But at least they gained personalities.

[Anonymous No.23030666]

>>23029893
>cope and seethe
Based Joanne pissing off the trannies.

[Anonymous No.23030671]

>>23030666
trannies le bad

[Anonymous No.23030678]

>>23030671
correct

[Anonymous No.23030683]

>>23030678
That was a cool perspective in 2018 but has lost some freshness by now. Perhaps retire the old girl (?), she ("HE!") looks like she (HEEEEEEEE!) wants to go to bed.

[Anonymous No.23030730]

>>23030678
yeah but feminists are worse

[Anonymous No.23030734]

>>23030671
Yes. To quote JK Rowling: "cope and seethe."

[Anonymous No.23030747]

>>23030683
>>23030730
dilate

[Anonymous No.23030979]

>>23030683
You take away the meme and it's still delusional autogynophilia and mutilation. Just like vomit people instinctively find it gross.

[Anonymous No.23030991]

>>23030979
If your reaction to every fourth observation is "OMFG TRANNIES", you might just be obsessed. I won't wager why, I will let you. Presumably you are not an anti-torture activist so I do not imagine an aversion to bodily mutilation is your motivation. What is it? Who knows!

[Anonymous No.23031015]

>>23030991
Because, let's face it, trannies are repulsive, and them existing at all is worthy of public contempt. Any point or person associated with trannyism is inevitably only that. It's like debating with a necrophiliac. His points don't matter, as his habit is so repulsive.

[Anonymous No.23031020]

What as the decades go by
she'll go down alongside
Arthur Conan Doyle
Ian Fleming
and will be a household name for eternity just like those two

[Anonymous No.23031030]

>>23031015
okay, if you say so I believe you. I do. I really do. I am not winking at you.

Ever caught yourself staring at a pretty boy and thinking "what the fuck why am I staring at him like this" ?

[Anonymous No.23031184]

>>23031030
No, never, you’re mentally ill and you’ll kill yourself

[Anonymous No.23031339]

>>23030991
Most people find trannies gross because they are. I don't understand why this confuses you.

[Anonymous No.23032054]

>>23030659
example?

[Anonymous No.23032146]

>>23031339
Most people find plenty of things gross, but they don't mention them in every unrelated conversation.

[Anonymous No.23032198]

>>23032146
NTA but trannies are a menace and there needs to be constant pushback against their bullshit. That's the real reason you cry about JK Rowling, not because she uses silly names books written for children . Speaking of children, maybe you wouldn't be reminded of the disgust you provoke so often if you could stay away from kids and stopped aggressively protesting for the sake of sex performers to be around toddlers at publically funded libraries.

[Anonymous No.23032202]

>>23030683
>o-ok, you can stop bullying trannies... it's old news...
every day until you're in your well-deserved early grave

[Anonymous No.23032206]

>>23032146
Schools in America are transitioning children without the parent's knowledge or consent. Shit like this is how we get Hitler 2.

[Anonymous No.23032208]

>>23032198
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.23032216]

>>23032206
So we gonna get hitler 2 because of jews ?

[Anonymous No.23032242]

>>23032216
second verse, same as the first

[Anonymous No.23032714]

>>23032216
I guess they don't teach you about Weimar Germany these days? Hitler just rose to power for no reason?

[Anonymous No.23032878]

>>23032208
Suicide tax.

[Anonymous No.23032910]

>>23032208
Your neovag smells like rotten meat.
Cope&sneed.

[Anonymous No.23032925]

>>23032714
They literally taught that the Nazis shutting down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft was some great tragedy. People who knew about it brought up the fact that they were doing fucked up shit, like trying to transfer sexual orientation through testicle transplants using 1920s medical technology (i.e. the human guinea pigs always experienced necrosis of the genitals and some died), so they shut up about it.

It's the same deal as the John Money stuff. The guy who literally laid the foundation for gender ideology and coined the terminology they still use was a pervert who produced CP and his experiments to confirm his theories ended in the suicides of his subjects. Then there's Kinsey who literally did experiments trying to bring infants to orgasm.

These people are seriously deranged and need to be shut down. It's pretty fucked they always revert to the same logic as pedophiles to try to get people not to talk about their behaviour (i.e. if you talk about this people there's something wrong with you so keep our secrets). So fucked.

[Anonymous No.23033152]

>>23030671

[Anonymous No.23033308]

>>23029893
I know we’re having fun but the people who actually bitch about this are so weird, so they not get that it’s all an inside joke for the parents reading to kids? The eight year old reading book one probably doesn’t know their Latin roots so the whole thing is lost on them. It’s meant to be an “oh, haha” moment when you get older.

[Anonymous No.23033491]

>>23030666
People like J.K. Rowling hate trannies because they're males trying to infringe on female privilege. You should think past the twitter clapbacks and reflect on why there is a transgender issue to begin with.

[Anonymous No.23033531]

give me a character with cooler name than Voldemort

[Anonymous No.23033588]

>>23033491
>libtard feminism tho!
Don't care.

[Anonymous No.23033593]

>>23033531
Javert (we never leads his first name).

[Anonymous No.23033594]

>>23033593
>leads
Learn*

[Anonymous No.23033609]

>>23030659
how could this be most of the books were already published by third movie?

[Anonymous No.23033836]

>>23033609
Books:
>Philosopher's Stone (1997)
>Chamber of Secrets (1998)
>Prisoner of Azkaban (1999)
>Goblet of Fire (2000)
>Order of the Phoenix (2003)
>Half-Blood Prince (2005)
>Deathly Hallows (2007)

Movies:
>Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
>Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
>Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
>Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 (2010)
>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (2011)

Last 3 books were all written after the first movie, and in fact they had bigger gaps between them than all the books before the movies. Not to mention Rowling was heavily involved in all the movies so it's not like she had to wait for them to screen before she saw who was cast or how they acted.

[Anonymous No.23033841]

>I need a run of the mill name for a daughter born of dentists, something very typical and mundane...yes Granger...my, my, Joanne you are clever.

[Anonymous No.23033967]

>>23029893
>>23029994
>>23030063
>I need an evil man. Really, really evil.
>He should have an evil family too.
>His wife is narcissistic and their son has the temper of a dragon.
>What could I possibly call them?
<sips tea>
>Aha!
>Sometimes my genius is frightening...

[Anonymous No.23034027]

>>23033967
>These things are so scary they drive you mad.
>You could get dementia just looking at one.
<sips tea>
>What could I possibly call them....

[Anonymous No.23034222]

>>23029893
Racist, sexist, classist, homophobic, dogmatic.

JK Rowling.

[Anonymous No.23034267]

>>23033967
>>23034027
She is Britain.

[Anonymous No.23034273]

>>23034222
Why did you just type “based” 5 times in a row?

[Anonymous No.23034278]

>>23034273
The base is the lowest part; so yes.

[Anonymous No.23034283]

>>23034278
I bet you were the kid on the playground who would say “actually gay means happy, so it’s a good thing”

[Anonymous No.23034301]

>>23034283
Plato refers to the 'based' as the worst part, the most lacking in understanding of the world.

Jk Rowlimg is a cultural vomit of what she was fed and socialized to be, no different than you or all the others that 'base' themselves in slave socialization.

[Anonymous No.23034309]

>>23034301
>slave socialization
Also known as narcissism.

[Anonymous No.23034317]

>>23034301
Plato was a cuck that wanted children to have multiple dads.

[Anonymous No.23034320]

>>23034222
/ourgirl/

[Anonymous No.23034350]

>>23032054
Hermione gets hot

[Anonymous No.23034377]

>>23034301
You think your words make you smart, but I can topple you with just one

[Anonymous No.23034429]

>>23034027
>He turns into a black dog...
>Ok, Black is a surname - I can work with that.
>Can't just call him "Dog Black" though.
>Canis would be too obvious.
<sips tea>
>Think, Joanne. Canis, Canis, Canis... Alpha Canis Majoris!
>I'm brilliant sometimes.

[Anonymous No.23034439]

>>23030991
Everyone just thinks its fucking gross. If there was a group of 1% of the population that started walking around with poop in their pants all day, and the government mandated that you cater to their every whim, everyone would be equally repulsed by these people and would probably discuss them often.

[Anonymous No.23034477]

>>23034439
>If there was a group of 1% of the population that started walking around with poop in their pants all day, and the government mandated that you cater to their every whim, everyone would be equally repulsed by these people and would probably discuss them often.
Babies already exist

[Anonymous No.23034500]

>>23034301
the basic truth is YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.23034506]

>>23034439
There are less government protections for babies than trans folk lol

[Anonymous No.23034556]

>>23034439
If the group in question were much smaller than 1%, ergo that you were many times more likely to see it in politicized media than real life, the rational question to ask would be who with actual power or what actual issue these nobody pants-poopers are being inflated to cover for.

This frame of the question already fails on the basis that we don‘t have legal protection to abuse fat people too.

[Anonymous No.23034611]

>>23034556
Fat people are a huge problem as well. They have far leas protections than trans people and fat teachers aren’t trying to make everyone’s kids fat

[Anonymous No.23034910]

>>23034429
>Nymphadora...
<giggles internally>

[Anonymous No.23035167]

>>23034301
You really were that kid huh

[Anonymous No.23035218]

>>23029893
>>23029994
>>23030063
>>23033967
>>23034027
>>23034429
>>23034910
Damn bros... This bitch have such a powerfull milf aura, i want to fuck her till my penis becomes a new character in her new book about all the ways i murdered her old dusty vagoo

[Anonymous No.23035253]

>>23030507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws

[Anonymous No.23035378]

>>23031020
>Arthur Conan Doyle
Is Rowling just the Doyle of our time? I recently read A Study of Scarlet and its hilarious. Half the book is a comfy Sherlock Holmes story and suddenly you're reading how the Mormons are the scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.23035386]

>>23032925
>John Money
>Joe Money
>Jew Money

[Anonymous No.23035456]

>>23034611
Parents that raise fat children need an intervention.

[Anonymous No.23035933]

>>23033491
Trannies don't want to destroy female privilege. They're trying to get included in it. They quickly become anti male extremists as soon as they get accepted as females.

[Anonymous No.23035948]

>>23035933
They couldn't find happiness and build their own confidence so they escape into some facsimile of a transhumanist ideal.

[Anonymous No.23035995]

>>23035456
I agree, its basically child abuse

[Anonymous No.23036145]

>>23034910
>Ok, I'm nearly finished for today.
>Just need a weird woman. A real outsider. Very strange indeed.
>She's a warrior who fights for the bad guy.
<takes last drop of tea from cup>
>Let me see now. The strange warrior.
>What can I possibly call her....

[Anonymous No.23036417]

>>23036145
>Chinese girl.
>Really important to be culturally sensitive here.
>Can't just call her "Ching Chong" or something.
<gulps entire cup of tea>
>Think Joanne, I know you can do this...

[Anonymous No.23036513]

>>23036417
Are there any ai prons of JKR yet?

[Anonymous No.23036822]

>>23034350
every ugly nerdy girl gets hot as she reaches her late teens.

[Anonymous No.23036826]

>>23034350
>gets
She was hottest in the first movie, it was all downhill from there.

[Anonymous No.23037351]

>>23036417
>This story calls for a werewolf, but what to call him?
<bites pen>
>He's wolfish.
>Lycanthropic.
>Lupine, even...
<snorts line of Earl Grey>
>Yes. I have just the name.

[Anonymous No.23037366]

>>23036513
I haven't heard of any. Here's the context for that pic though.
>>23036822
Every teen fiction story does that so they will keep buying the whole series. IRL ugly people usually stay ugly.

[Anonymous No.23037526]

>>23032146
>every unrelated conversation
Not really an unrelated conversation if the thread is about someone known for hating trannies, is it?

[Anonymous No.23037708]

>>23037351
>I need henchmen for Draco.
>One of them is fat. So fat he's round like a crab.
>The other should be mean looking. Yes, like a gargoyle.
<pours another cup of tea>
>Now I just need to name them...

[Anonymous No.23037729]

>THEY HAVE SILLY NAMES
They're children's book characters. You're just mad because based Joanne dunks on troons.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.23037885]

>>23032216
Yes.

[Anonymous No.23037896]

>>23036417
>>23037366
Gosh I love wardrobe malfunctions

[Anonymous No.23037909]

>>23037729
Do you bitch like this when people make fun of Tolkien's names?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGi9sUpl4lE

[Anonymous No.23038261]

>>23037909
>Fuck, JK just posted another based tweet
This could hurt sales!
>Jesus these troons spend a lot of time online playing games around kids...
Fantasy world and parasocial relationships...
>We can try to separate the product from the creator, put a trannie in Hogwart's Legacy
Should I just use one of the female skins?
>No, we need the DEI credit...just make it better than the average FtM
What should we call it?
>Fuck these people, name it Sirona Ryan
SIRona RYAN
>Yeah, the mild controversy will pump sales
Bloody brilliant

[Anonymous No.23039316]

>>23037909
>One mountain far away from the rest of the range.
>Lonely mountain.

[Anonymous No.23039322]

>>23037366
I'd love to slap those droopas around

[Anonymous No.23039325]

>>23034222
Trannies seething

[Anonymous No.23039326]

>>23030666
I don't get it Satan, what is the deal with the chairs?

[Anonymous No.23039345]

>>23039326
Googling it says that she sold her writing chair for $400k. Really takes chair sniffing to a whole new level.

[Anonymous No.23039347]

>>23035378
Kek I remember that

[Anonymous No.23039384]

>>23039326
>>23039345
A trannie protestor stole a chair out from under an elderly person and threw it into the road. The video went viral in the UK and some people joked that trannies hated chairs. The trannie to which JK is replying is a wannabe comedian trying to mock JK using that reference.

[Anonymous No.23039391]

>>23039384
>A trannie protestor stole a chair out from under an elderly person and threw it into the road.
Amazing, what a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.23039977]

>>23038261
It’s a good game, but the diversity ruins it. 1800s UK and almost every other character is some kind of foreign- not just a different color, but explicitly foreign. Or gay. Fucking distracting.

Reflects JK’s work though. You can tell at interview she has a really strange concept that her work is still malleable after publishing. She’ll just randomly drop context that wasn’t in the fucking books and not see the issue. That’s why she thinks she can get away with making Dumbledore gay, or pretending that she never said Hermione was white when she did.

[Anonymous No.23039986]

>>23038261

[Anonymous No.23040836]

>>23037708
>A beautiful man with gilded hair and a cute smile.
>It's like he has the key to every woman's heart.
<sips tea>
>Gilderoy Lockhart. Gosh, I'm brilliant.

[Anonymous No.23040859]

>>23037366
Nah but really where are the deeps? I'm too ashamed to request one in the /g/ threads. They'd be more popular than Swift's.

[Anonymous No.23041327]

>>23040859
I've honestly never seen one of her. Just out of morbid curiosity, what kind of scenario do you want to see her in?
>ashamed to request one in the /g/ threads
/g/ is full of degenerates. Whatever you're thinking of is probably tame by comparison.

[Anonymous No.23041339]

>>23029893
Mondongo is delicious though.

[Anonymous No.23041355]

>>23035218
>hmmm what would I name it

[Anonymous No.23042159]

>>23037366
It was only brought to light because she corrected it. Could have left it and no one would have noticed a problem.

[Anonymous No.23042169]

>>23031020
She's already a household name. No book series is ever going to top the popularity of Harry Potter. She'll forever hold that title.

[Anonymous No.23042174]

>>23033836
I'm still curious to hear of actual examples, because it sounds interesting but I never thought of it that way

[Anonymous No.23042180]

>>23041327
Nothing too crazy, age gap stuff would enough.

[Anonymous No.23042850]

>>23034910
>Freud
Oh good so when I tell her I want her to roleplay as my mommy she’ll understand why

[Anonymous No.23042855]

>>23036826
Nah Azkaban was her peak

[Anonymous No.23042868]

>>23029893
She destroyed literature and now people here talk about her like a quirky based woman just because she hates trannies (so does the other 90% of the world population over the age of 30)

[Anonymous No.23042877]

>>23042868
>She destroyed literature
Shut up, retard.

[Anonymous No.23042893]

>>23042868
>She destroyed literature
Lol

[Anonymous No.23043261]

>>23042868
She wrote a children's series...

[Anonymous No.23044271]

>>23042180
Yeah, this is wholesome by /g/ standards.

[Anonymous No.23044299]

>>23033836
That explains a lot. I'm not alone in seeing 1-3 and 5-7 as basically different franchises (4 could go either way), see Lego Harry Potter games.

[Anonymous No.23044321]

it's not her fault that a children's book series she wrote ruined several generations

[Anonymous No.23044326]

>>23034477
BAZINGA!!!

[Anonymous No.23044343]

I like Harry Potter. It is a good children's book and it made a lot of children happy. There is nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.23044347]

>>23037351
Also, Remus (of Romulus and Remus, raised by wolves)

[Anonymous No.23044361]

>>23044347
>Hermione
>Helen of Troy's mother

She obviously liked the classics to draw inspiration from. Harry kills the serpent to save Ginny (Virginia=virgin) easy retelling of Saint George and the Dragon.

[Anonymous No.23044373]

Alan Moore made Harry Potter the antichrist in his League of Extraordinary Gentlemen series. Then God (Mary Poppins) comes down and defeats him.

[Anonymous No.23044397]

[Anonymous No.23044401]

>>23039977
>You can tell at interview she has a really strange concept that her work is still malleable after publishing.
One of many reasons why she is the quintessential woman from her demographic (white, New York Times reader-tier liberal, Gen X). I wish I could explain this better but they just have a really soft and goofy approach to the world. They play around with 'serious' issues and concepts but don't really process and internalize them because they deeply childish and only live in the moment, things only need to make sense as long as they are interested in them.

[Anonymous No.23044403]

>>23044397
DENOUNCE XI JINPING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.23044408]

>>23044401
>they deeply childish and only live in the moment, things only need to make sense as long as they are interested in them
you literally just described all women ever

[Anonymous No.23044409]

>>23040836
Reminds me of Lord Flashheart in Blackadder

[Anonymous No.23044417]

>>23044408
I mean, I'm not going to fight you tooth and nail on that, but these traits pop out a lot more with certain demographics. The ones I'm talking about are a particularly goofy bunch, comes from being overly comfortable. There is more cynicism in new generations, causes some of them to ask real questions.

[Anonymous No.23044428]

>>23044417
>The ones I'm talking about are a particularly goofy bunch, comes from being overly comfortable.
yeah, women
>There is more cynicism in new generations, causes some of them to ask real questions.
women are incapable of asking real questions

[Anonymous No.23044434]

>>23044428
Believe me, I get where you're coming from on this. But there are some decent ones out there, you'll meet them eventually.

[Anonymous No.23044450]

>>23044434
>there are some decent ones out there
citation required

[Anonymous No.23044856]

>>23041355
Willy Wanker

[Anonymous No.23045124]

>>23029893
I've never read the books because I've heard they're bad, I haven't watched the movies either.

Should I watch them? Are they good?

[Anonymous No.23045167]

>>23045124
It's hard to rec the movies because only the first 3 are good by any metric, the first 4 books are great and you could probably read 3 of them in the time it would take you to watch that shit. They're essentially snappy mystery novels for kids until it becomes more like fanfiction of a greek epic for teenage girls.

[Anonymous No.23045251]

>>23045167
>essentially snappy mystery novels for kids until it becomes more like fanfiction of a greek epic for teenage girls
Yeah, I guess I'll pass for now. Maybe I'll pick up the first book and see how it goes one day.

[Anonymous No.23045496]

>I need a name for a squeeky chinky character
>Oh i know, i'll call her Cho Chang!

[Anonymous No.23045896]

>>23045496
>I need a name for this black man, or a negro as I secretly call them during the fleeting moments of internalization, hmm
>negros, slaves, chains... I got it!
>Kingsley Shacklebolt

[Anonymous No.23046591]

>>23045496
Now I imagine she has a sister at another school called Ping Pong or something.