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>talk with girl
>she says she loves to read books
>ask what are some of her favorites
>starts listing dozens and dozens of schlock and slop

>> No.23104897

>>23104895
do you even like pussy or are you some faggot who wants "high IQ trad girls"

>> No.23104900

>>23104897
This, liking girls means enjoying brain dead thotties who make you want to kys when talking to them.
Men and women are different opie

>> No.23104911

>>23104895
Ya gotta ease her into the classics anon, at least she fucking reads something.
I got my wife to read Ulysses and Gravity's Rainbow because I said theyd be too hard for her kekek.

>> No.23104924

>>23104897
You know, it's possible to like sex with women AND desire an intelligent woman, right?

>>23104895
Even so, OP. Even the intelligent ones are prone to their own kinds of nonsense. I met a cute woman, 130-something IQ, degrees in accounting and something else I forget, but do you know the first author she recommended to me? Well, actually I can't tell you as I forgot, but it was some woman who was influential in Gender Studies. There's just no escaping these things. I met a lovely woman who read all of Milton for fun, but she still had a tendency for covering herself in tacky tattoos. There's just generally going to be some imperfection, and we should expect it. After all, look at ourselves. Not as mint-quality first edition as I'd like, I have to admit.

>> No.23104925

>>23104911
>You're like, totes not a girlboss if you can't even read the memetrilogy
Impressive, might use this tactic myself. What did she think of them?

>> No.23104951

>>23104925
She really liked Ulysses, came out saying Joyce is probably the best author out there, Gravity's Rainbow threw her for a loop though. Got really hung up on the poop bit, I think she lost what was happening during the second half.

>> No.23104993

>>23104951
Hmm you'd think the opposite. Bloom also loved pooping but I guess he was less disgusting about it lol. Anyway, nice man. She sounds fun.

>> No.23105030

>>23104895
>talk with guy
>he says he loves to read books
>ask what are some of his favorites
>starts listening dozens and dozens of video game adaptations and Sandersons

They're all casuals except for us Anon

>> No.23105059

>>23104895
Reading the classics doesn't make you smart just status seeking. That girl dodged a bullet.

>> No.23105093

>>23105059
>Projection the post
No one mentioned the classics and hating slop doesn't imply only respecting the classics. literally touch sex incel.

>> No.23105114

>>23105093
Assblasted status seeker locked on. Classics can be extrapolated by following the thought to its logical conclusion by observing what the antisesis of slop is, something universally agreed upon as good shit. Less crying about sex more use your brain. Also, if we accept your interpretation of pointing at slop is meaningless because if it doesn't point to higher quality then what the fuck does it point at?

>> No.23105124

>>23105114
>>23105114
Lol, didn't read. Stop projecting/assuming and touch sex incel. Get other hobbies besides 4chan. Have a good day though.

>> No.23105131

>>23105124
Another chud put down like a dog. Wall of Internet conquests updated.

>> No.23105139

>>23105131
You seem super invested in this 4chan arguing thing. All that needed to be said was said here>>23105093 reread if you want and then go outside for once, thankyou. I only want the best for you. You're gonna make it (if you log off for once).

>> No.23105145

>>23105139
If everything was encapsulated in that post and you're not reading the responses then why do you keep replying? ez gg nore

>> No.23105150

>>23105145
Your post before this one is read in it's entirety when just glancing at it. Shakespeare was right you know. Anyway log off for once, thankyou. Here is your last (You), make it last anon.

>> No.23105161

>>23105150
>anon announces he didn't read a passage that is read at a glance, unprompted
>you should go outside more
>projecting
The pieces they're falling in place in front of my eyes. I can see the matrix.

>> No.23105311

>>23104924
>desire an intelligent woman
That's just looking for trouble

>> No.23105368

>>23104895
>expecting any woman ever to not be an NPC
we all gotta grow up someday son

>> No.23105400

Why would you wanna date a woman that likes the exact same stuff you do? Find a woman with cool interests that she's well versed in. If she is into the same stuff you are that's hella boring and you'll get in dumb arguments about autistic minucia involving your common interests.

>> No.23106811

>>23104897
Based. High IQ women are the devil, you should stay away from them. They are too smart for their own good.

>> No.23106814

>>23104911
>>23104951
Sure, bud.

>> No.23106926

My girl goes to library and picks out a pulp mystery novel, reads it in a week and goes to get a new one. She reads more than your retarted ass

>> No.23106942

>>23105311
Everything's trouble. We just have to try and choose the kind of trouble we like best.

>> No.23106945

>>23106926
>it takes my girl a week to read a book written at a fifth-grade level