/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.2435683]

ITT: WILFs

Check out this total failure of an intelligent-yet-subtly-sexy press photo. Still I would smash that shit.

[Anonymous No.2435695]

[Anonymous No.2435697]

He'd scream all sorts of weird sci-fi Spanglish as you pound him. Me likey.

Here's my pick. Gimme some Vidal any day.

[Anonymous No.2435703]

>>>/hm/

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2435709]

>>2435703
!
When did that start?

[Anonymous No.2435711]

>>2435703
You could post women.

[Anonymous No.2435721]

>>2435709
Tuesday. Moot didn't announce it, for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.2435731]

>>2435695
the jauntiest of hats

It's kind of funny how you never learn about how everyone in your American Lit textbook was a raging homo, at least you didn't at my public high school ten years ago

[Anonymous No.2435733]

I don't want sex anymore, men or women, I just don't want to do it.

I do feel something for good looking people though. I feel like taking their clothes off and having them naked, just as I am naked, and then get them standing in the middle of an empty room. Looking at them in the eye, crouching and looking at their genitals from a small distance, maybe touching like one would touch the wings of a butterfly. Handshake, looking in the eye again. Kissing them gently in the forehead, then lips. Then lying on the floor crying from the beauty.

[Anonymous No.2435735]

>>2435733
That's the most gigantic faggotry I ever saw and I watched Shortbus.

[Anonymous No.2435741]

>>2435733
lmao this is the final stage of human behavior before you find yourself posting on a 4chan board for former eragon fanboys looking for a literary/philosophical reason why being socially isolated marks them as members of the master race

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2435748]

>>2435733
Just as long as you don't want to put a pin through them like a butterfly collector (I fucking swear, this moniker is not supposed to be a butterfly) Are you losing your libido on account of drug use?

I can kind of relate. I think I want to cuddle most more often...

[Anonymous No.2435749]

>>2435735

>This.

[Anonymous No.2435752]

>>2435733
a real ascetic wouldn't deign to touch them. you need to purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka.

[Anonymous No.2435755]

>>2435735
>>2435749
Okay, I don't mind.

>>2435741
I'm socially retarded, not literary retarded. Fantasy is for kids. I'm a weird grown man.

>>2435748
Drug use? No, I just smoke weed occasionally. I don't want to cuddle with no one. I don't think I have sexual problems, I have intimacy problems.

>>2435752
Maybe you're right.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2435757]

>>2435749
I highly doubt that man has seen Shortbus

[Anonymous No.2435764]

>>2435749
the guy in that pic is way too cool.

[Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ No.2435767]

>>2435755
The answer is yes, you do use drugs. And yes, you do have sexual problems. That's all okay I guess. Some people are just "neuters" [As John Waters called them in a movie of his]

[Anonymous No.2435768]

Since puberty I've veered between long stretches of usually kind of low-level attraction to women and brief snatches (laffo) of intense attraction to men. The good news is that if everyone on earth finds you sexually repulsive this isn't really a confusing situation.

[Anonymous No.2435769]

>>2435764
Search: Bakongo fashion

[Anonymous No.2435781]

>>2435764

http://www.racialicious.com/2010/11/12/les-sapeurs-gentlemen-of-the-congo/

http://trendland.net/gentlemen-of-bakongo-the-african-dandies/

[Anonymous No.2435792]

>>2435767
Sorry, I didn't mean to say I don't use drugs, my "no" was to if the drugs had anything to do with it and I guess not, that's all.

Nah, man. It's an intimacy problem that embraces sexuality too, I can feel it.

Maybe I should be a lawyer, according to Allen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iX6HxF-zDM

[Anonymous No.2435799]

this is now a black dandy thread.

[Anonymous No.2435811]

>>2435799

[Anonymous No.2435823]

I have used that picture like three dozen times on this board, and now, finally, a sapeur thread.

[Anonymous No.2435826]

>>2435799

[Anonymous No.2435831]

>>2435683
Slightly hotter aging nerd is slightly hotter

Sorry Jonathan Lethem you're probably the best writer of the three but I don't think I'd smang it

[Anonymous No.2435839]

[Anonymous No.2435843]

>>2435839
haha before i clicked to see the full version i was going to ask whether you were collecting images of andre 3k wannabes

[Anonymous No.2435844]

>>2435831
So you're attracted to pockmarks and bad (facial) hair.

Cool. Cool story, indeed.

[Anonymous No.2435847]

Tragic that this is the closest that contemporary lit comes to a prominent black dandy. Not to say that he's not talented or attractive, but the NYT best-seller list cries out for more black guys who own pink spats.

[Anonymous No.2435850]

>>2435844
I mean, the non-facial hair is really bad too. But I would fuck him.

[Anonymous No.2435859]

>>2435847
>>2435831

Stop fucking up the thread.

Also, please no American negroes, this is about the Congo.