/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3202459]

how do I make money writing porn?

[Anonymous No.3202469]

>>3202459

talk to Ron McBalls. He posts here and on /trv/ occasionally. you can find his work on amazon

[Anonymous No.3202468]

Love will save you when the ocean splits itself in two
Love will save you when the cold wind blows right through you
Love will save you when the poison eats the precious air
And love will save you from the snake that crawls around down there
But it won't save me

Love will save you from the evil and the greed of ignorant men
And love will save you from the guilt you feel when you
betray your only friend
Love will save you from yourself when you lose control
And love will save you from all the lies your lover ever told you
But it won't save me

Love will save you from the truth when you think you're free
Love will save you from the cold light of boring reality
Love will save you from the corruption of your lazy-minded soul
And love will save you from your selfish and distorted goals
But it won't save me

Love will save you from the black night and the lightning and the ghost
Love will save you from your misery, then tie you to the bloody post
Love will save you from the hands that pull you down beneath the sea
Love may save all you people, but it will never, never save me
No it won't save me

[Anonymous No.3202473]

call it 50 shades of grey

[Anonymous No.3202476]

>>3202459
WHAT A WHORE!

[Anonymous No.3202480]

>>3202476

I want to do her.

[Anonymous No.3202530]

daniel radcliffe in drag

[Anonymous No.3202539]

>>3202530

I'd quite like to fuck him in the arse anyway, so dressing him like a whore first would make it even more satisfying. Especially if he was snivelling.

brb fapping.

[Anonymous No.3202542]

Do men buy written porn or is it all women?

[Anonymous No.3202545]

>>3202542
they used to, but now they have internet.

[Anonymous No.3202546]

Take pictures of yourself having sex and add them to the book.

[Anonymous No.3202549]

>>3202546
>myself
>having sex

yeah thats not going to happen

[Anonymous No.3202553]

>>3202549
Then take pictures of me.

[Ollie !!KX1j+pu7EIN No.3202576]

>>3202549
There is always at least one prostitute in close proximity to any sizeable establishment of humans ... Do you understand?

[Anonymous No.3202577]

>>3202549
asl?
I might be up for it.

[Anonymous No.3202711]

>>3202549

>no sexual experience
>thinks it can write erotica

[Anonymous No.3202715]

>>3202576
This guy doesn't live in Australia.

[Anonymous No.3202718]

>>3202715
Forgot my pic.

[Anonymous No.3202737]

Step 1: In women's literature, their breasts engorge and their nipples are on fire. I've never seen this happen in real life, but it's apparantly what happens in women's literature (aka porn)
Step 2: Invent some reason for everyone to have sex. Like maybe the villain is really sexy. Or maybe the male lead is really sexy. Get creative.
Step 3: Know your audience. Your audience is going to be women. Women like sex. Don't make the mistake of writing porn for men. It will never be read. If men want porn, they'll go on the internet.

[Anonymous No.3202745]

>>3202549
This is good. The less experience you have with sex, the more likely you are to be successful writing erotica. All your pent-up frustration will go into the book.

[Anonymous No.3202757]

>>3202737
>mfw I read 'engorge' as 'enlarge'
Welp. We Dobson now.

[Anonymous No.3202798]

>>3202711

Do I need to kill someone to write about killing?

[Anonymous No.3202821]

>>3202798
No, but it really helps if you have sociopathic thoughts.
I generally write killers fairly well because I have some schizotypal traits, so writing crazy comes fairly easy to me.

[Anonymous No.3202844]

>>3202798
Don't say it that it wouldn't help.

[Anonymous No.3203061]

>>3202459

The picture looks like Harry Potter with breasts

[Anonymous No.3203064]

>>3203061
Pubertus gave me an STD!