/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.3525183]

What are some good books to read on the subway to get qtp2ts to approach me?

[Anonymous No.3525192]

No one will approach you.

[Anonymous No.3525199]

You're going to die alone OP

[Anonymous No.3525198]

>>3525192

That's why I want some book recommendations.

[Anonymous No.3525206]

"Atlas Shrugged"

[Anonymous No.3525203]

>>3525183
No one is going to approach you, you boring motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.3525219]

What book is she readin?

[Anonymous No.3525220]

>>3525183

When I went to college, I would always read on the way there, on the train. The only time I was ever approached by a qt was when I was reading the Sonic Youth biography.

[Anonymous No.3525227]

>>3525183
OP, it doesn't matter what you read, you will never be noticed by a qt3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035 2619311881 7101000313 7838752886 5875332083 8142061717 7669147303 5982534904 2875546873 1159562863 8823537875 9375195778 1857780532 1712268066 1300192787 6611195909 2164201989

[Anonymous No.3525239]

It's the subway, everyone is trying their best to pretend no one else on the train exists.

[Anonymous No.3525242]

Try some hardcore porn, maybe not the response you wanted, but it's a start and being creative as I'm sure you regard yourself, you should be able to take it from there.

[King Milkfart !!vdE6KJiYWqd No.3525256]

Sadly, Twilight.

[Anonymous No.3525260]

simone de beauvoir

[Anonymous No.3525263]

Get a laptop and position the screen so it's easy to see and pull up a tumblr for feminism.

[Anonymous No.3525267]

>>3525242
I just imagined someone on the train bringing a laptop without headphones and playing hardcore porn extremely loudly on it.

Good god why has nobody made a video of this

[Anonymous No.3525275]

>>3525239
>It's the subway, everyone is trying their best to pretend no one else on the train exists.
OP could be British.

[Anonymous No.3525297]

>>3525239
As a loner subways are hilarious because it's the only place where everyone seems as shy as me.

[Anonymous No.3525307]

try Bukowski, the king of showoffness

[Anonymous No.3525309]

The Bell Jar

[Anonymous No.3525321]

>>3525203
Don't listen to him OP. I've gotten approached reading anything from Sade to Suzuki by girls aged sixteen to eighty six.

[Anonymous No.3525327]

Are you attractive OP?

[Anonymous No.3525334]

>>3525327

Yes

[Anonymous No.3525332]

yo i read on the subway every day and girls never talk to me, what can i do to get honeys on my d

[Anonymous No.3525339]

>>3525332
>what can i do to get honeys on my d

Fuck a beehive.

[Anonymous No.3525351]

>>3525334
In that case anything except Lolita will do. But really, you should stop being such a pussy.

[blackwargreymon No.3525356]

the trick with women is to talk to them first
just talk and keep talking and eventually they'll sleep with you

i've had women ask me what i was reading but i've blanked them because the kind of aggressive women who make the first move are invariably into pegging and i don't want anything up my shithole but maybe you're into that op i don't know

[Anonymous No.3525372]

>>3525356

To be honest, I think I've only approached one or two women 'successfully'.
Every girl I've slept with has come up to me.

[Fandroid !p6ktXMpsfc No.3525367]

>>3525267
someone needs to do this.

[Anonymous No.3525393]

>>3525372
How do you even keep the shit from just sliding out your cornhole whenever it feels like it?

[Anonymous No.3525396]

>>3525267
Probably get you arrested with public indecency charges which can land you in the sex offender registry in some situations.

[Anonymous No.3525398]

>>3525393

Probably the same way everyone else does.
If you're having problems with your bowel movements, may I suggest /fit/ or maybe even /sci/?

[Anonymous No.3525407]

these threads are always lame as shit. this is not the way you attract women you fucking hopeless faggots

[Anonymous No.3525406]

>>3525367
Why don't you do it so someone beats the shit out of you and you never post on this site again?

[Anonymous No.3525410]

>>3525407

ur a fagget

[Anonymous No.3525415]

Now that I think of it, anytime I've discussed literature with a girl I've met for the first time it's always been recommending authors she'd never heard of and subtly trashing the authors she liked.

It's all about having knowledge/experience that the other person doesn't have but is interested in. Be alluring in the context of her interests.

[Anonymous No.3525426]

>>3525183
>approaching someone while they're reading

Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.3525439]

>>3525410
She looks high maintenance.

[Anonymous No.3525443]

>>3525415

Do you have a /lit/core infopic?

[Anonymous No.3525445]

>>3525439

Maybe

[Anonymous No.3525451]

>>3525439
She's a model so probably.

[Anonymous No.3525523]

bump for more suggestions

[Anonymous No.3525540]

...and in the meantime that qt is reading 'Filthy Shades' wishing someone, anyone, would approach her. See. You can also make the first move.

[Anonymous No.3525556]

>>3525183
mannish/two-facelike
>>3525410
jesus how many wicker baskets died to make her boots. still, hot as fuck. would bang.
>>3525445
looks annoyingly free-spirited but would thrash.
>>3525523
trashy as fuck