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/lit, you are now in an arena, facing other fierce and angry /literati and /scitizens, and maybe even some /pollsters, and the only thing you have to defend yourself is a single champion presocratic philosopher of your choice. Which one, and why ? Pic related, my pick, Heraclitus, because I like his way of linking deep problems to apparently trollous joking statements and his problematic take on our ideas about thought and knowledge. Also, he would be a tremedous pain in the ass to face in an argument.

>> No.3566337

Parmenides.

>> No.3566354

PRESOCRATIC -- I almost missed that. You should've made that more obvious, mang.

My choice: Thales
Why? Because water, muthafucka

>> No.3566357

>>3566334
Sorry, but I reject all presocratic philosophy

>> No.3566369

Pythagoras because he is was the real son of God

>> No.3566373

Syphilis

>> No.3566613

XENOPHANES

>> No.3566639

>>3566334
HEART… I AM CAPTAIN PLANET

ps: Always choose Krisna, he'll teach you how to kill your family.

>> No.3566648

Diogenes

>> No.3566660

Can I roll with Buddah?

'cause he's mah bubbah.

>> No.3566663

any answer besides zeno is unequivocally wrong

>> No.3566765

>>3566334
Karl Marx