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I'm a necrophile, i like reading Shakespear and i've already killed three people, my last one being last night on New York.
What to do?

Pic related. Makes me feel better when i'm sad.

>> No.3675966

Why do you kill people?
Don't you know that it's wrong?

>> No.3675969

>>3675966
It makes me feel good, that's the only thing i can say at my favor.
Of course i know, but it doesn't feel like that when i'm on it. Why would people ever tell you something is bad when it feels so good?

>> No.3675970

>>3675969
Why don't you do lots of heroin then?

>> No.3675971

>>>/x/ welcomes your sharp stories

>> No.3675972

>>3675971
I'm actually here to talk about Shakespeare.

>> No.3675976

>>3675963
Any more details for the morbidly interested?

>> No.3675980

>>3675972
we don't talk about books here

>> No.3675982

>>3675976
Go and ask for them, i really don't know what do you want to know.
My favorite shakespeare work is Macbeth.

>> No.3675985

>>3675982
No, not about Shakespeare, about the murders.
How? Who? etc.

>> No.3675991

>>3675985
How: I wait for a girl to get out of the club alone, you know, using her cellphone. Then i hit her in the head and i take her home in my car.
PS. I do this almost every day, but i only have caught 3
Who: Only girls, as i said.

>> No.3675998

>>3675991
Gotta add i work on an ''eau de toilette'' car. I'm a free lancer.

>> No.3676000

>>3675991

maybe if you live in a 3rd world country or something, in which case your killing isn't so far out of the norm

>> No.3676002

>>3676000
I'm American.

>> No.3676004

>>3675991
And no remorse, or anything like that? What happens to the bodies?
Also, do you have a job? Just wondering because you seem like an interesting dude.

PS: Is English your first language?

>> No.3676009

>>3676004
Nevermind the job part, you already answered that.

>> No.3676010

>>3676004
Not really, i have my night, tho. I bury them somewhere i won't tell you out of town.
Yes, i'm a free lancer, i work selling eau de toilette.
No, it's not, i'm Macedonian..

>> No.3676013

>>3676010
My nationality is American, tho.

>> No.3676015

>>3676013
>>3676002
shut up

>> No.3676028

>>3676010
I want to write a poem about you. Is there any more info I need to know to tell your story? Do you ever worry about getting caught? What other books do you like besides Shakespeare and why?

>> No.3676035

Pic or it didn't happen.

>> No.3676038

>>3676028
le suspension of disbelief.jpeg

I hope you don't do this in meatspace, anon.

>> No.3676042

>le edgy cereal killur face XDDDDD

get the fuck out you faggot

>> No.3676044

>>3676028
That sounds great, but i don't think i'm worth that.
I don't know, i cum inside the girls and i usually don't fuck them when they are alive (i only did once) Yes, i worry about that but they have no way to know as far as i know. I like Faulkner, i started reading him because of Macbeth. I hardly read, i only read Shakespeare.

>> No.3676046

>>3676042
I'm not edy at all.

>> No.3676047

>>3676042
calm down dexter

>> No.3676049

>>3676044
>i cum inside the girls
>they have no way to know as far as i know

5/10 mildly amusing

>> No.3676051

What to do?
What do you mean? With your past killings or future projects?
Keep on, 'till you get caught.
Not sure Shakespeare was into necrophilia, but I could be wrong. What is the connection?

>> No.3676069

>>3676051
Now you ask i actually don't know why i put that in.
It's kind of what every one of you puts here.
The connection is between me and you, i thought you would be more interested if we could talk about books as well. Sometimes i need to talk about the things i do and 4chan helps a lot.

>> No.3676078

>>3676069
So, basically, you want to talk with someone and you wanted to talk about books, but Shakespeare is the only one you usually read. Is this right?

>> No.3676087

>>3676078
Kind of, i can talk about sound and fury as well but i didn't really understand it. What's the connection within the book and Macbeth? (besides the obvious title)

>> No.3676103

>>3675963
You should kill yourself, trolling or not

>> No.3676104

>>3676103
Why? You still need to know where are the bodies.

>> No.3676106

>>3676103
OP tag was still on...

>> No.3676109

>>3676104
I don't care where the bodies are, and I doubt there are any. If you can't appreciate life, you should just take your own

>> No.3676117

>>3675963
Have you read The Stranger? I highly recommend it to you.

>> No.3676120

>>3676117
Who is the author? What is it about?

>> No.3676125

>>3675963
u better be wardrivin coz chances are neo-4chin reported you 50 times over

also
>2013
>killing people yourself rather than outsourcing it to tax-sustained military
get on my level

>> No.3676129

>>3676120

jesus fucking christ

>> No.3676131

>>3676125
Report me? what? isn't this 4chan.

>> No.3676135

>>3676109
>If you can't appreciate life, you should just take your own
average vegan

>> No.3676136

>>3676131
yeah
to the feds

even if you are lying you gotta have a few fun weeks explaining yourself

>> No.3676140

>>3676136
>3676136
ok

>> No.3676141

>>3676120
>>3676120
It's by Albert Camus. It's about a psychopath (like you) who kills a man, and what happens after that.

>> No.3676144

you will like The Kindly Ones by Littel, especially if you already know your shit about WW2

>> No.3676150

congrats you're a cunt

>> No.3676192

Excuse me sir, your edges are cutting me

>> No.3676215

>>3676141
Is it really about that though?

>> No.3676225

>>3676129
Calm down, The Stranger isn't that good. It's not like it's required reading.

Are you a yuppie, OP?

>> No.3676283

>>3676215
It's more about an anomie man who kills a man, and what happens after that, but it's rather close.

>> No.3676305

>>3676283
>>3676141

You didn't get past the fourth cover didn't you?

>> No.3676306

American Psycho