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3784329 No.3784329 [Reply] [Original]

Why can't you get published?

This is one of the best works I've come across lately. You can read more at...

>http://books.google.com/books?id=bVJLPKjTUkIC&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false

>> No.3784333

>>3784329

Go to sleep, Deandre.

>> No.3784335

Jesus Fucking Christ.

>> No.3784340

This is complete shit, but I love it. I might buy a softcover copy of this to give to my friends.

>> No.3784416

Sounds good, where can I buy?

>> No.3784419

The dude may be smart. Publisher certainly has a sense of humor. It is like nigger formerly known as Tucker Max.

>> No.3784428

That preview was fucking life-changing.

We need to go load this bastard down with five star reviews.

>> No.3784431

>ashtrae

>> No.3784432

>>3784329

You know what to do, lit!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/From-Nickels-Ounces-Deandre-Surrell/dp/1462893031/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369308369&sr=8-1&keywords=From+Nickels+to+Ounces

>> No.3784543

>>3784329
My fucking god, all he needs is a semi colon after California man.

That hook at the end though. Great

>> No.3784571

Just a reminder that Br0 is Tao Lin. We have demonstrated this in the past.

>> No.3784586

>>3784428
>>3784416
>>3784340
>>3784432
DeAndre pls

>> No.3784589

>>3784329
This guy got a story to tell. If you cant get published, you probably dont.

>> No.3784619

"damn nigga you just hit a liq or somth'n one day you on hubbs caps the next day u on twenty sixes"

Shakespearian mastery.

>> No.3784621

>biggest little city

>> No.3784625

>>3784571
pics or it didn't...

>> No.3784628

Check your white privilege, honkies. You ain't gonna write shit, cause your stories already been told. The future's black.

>> No.3784684

>>3784329
> Paperback: 68 pages

>> No.3784688

>>3784628
Nope, it's Asian.

>> No.3784721 [DELETED] 

>>3784688
>implying niggers wont take over asia when their system gets on western level

>> No.3784728

>>3784721
>implying niggers won't take anything that isn't bolted down.

>> No.3784730

>>3784621
effective use of oxymoronic language

step your game up nigga


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Deandre

>> No.3785754

Reviving for Mr. Deandre.