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4022147 No.4022147 [Reply] [Original]

>Who do you write like anons?
http://iwl.me/
>Pic Related: I write like David Foster Wallace

>> No.4022154

>>4022147
"ireland the cliffs of moher nigger"
try it

>> No.4022158

last thing i wrote came out as gertrude stein. i've never read gertrude stein.

>> No.4022171

David Foster Wallace

God, does this homogenize us that much?

>> No.4022173

>>4022171
this board*

>> No.4022178

proper russian traintracks are a peace

>> No.4022180

play some tennis take the drug kick the chair

>> No.4022182

flying light purple prose rosy girls i mean women

>> No.4022183

I tested four extracts from one piece of writing and got Chuck Palahinuk, Mark Twain, Arthur Clarke and Stephanie Meyer.

I don't think this thing is an accurate predictor of anything.

>> No.4022185

dark animals joke black fascist bombs

BONUS POINTS: guess the author before you copy/paste these in

>> No.4022186

>>4022173
Indubitably so.

>> No.4022191

>>4022183
I believe so too, but it's interesting anyway.

>> No.4022198

Sections of my thesis alternate between H.P. Lovecraft and Ray Bradbury.

Some creepypasta I did for /x/ is apparently Douglas Adams-esque.

>> No.4022199

David Foster Wallace.

Then I tried something else and got Gertrude Stein.

I wonder how this works.

>> No.4022201

>>4022198
Holy Christ some other creepypasta just came up as Dan Brown.

I think the machine wants me dead.

>> No.4022204

>Kurt Vonnegut
I've only read one book oh his. Okay.

>> No.4022210

>Dan Brown
somebody kill me.

>> No.4022212

>>4022210
Y-you too?

I also just got Mario Puzo. I'm a bestseller, I guess.

>> No.4022214

>>4022210
You're already dead.

>> No.4022217

>>4022147
I got Anne Rice from a poem I wrote in like 9th grade, and Ernest Hemmingway from an essay I wrote more recently, followed by JD Salinger for part of a memoir I was writing. Just got a new computer, didn't really have any creative writing stuff on it.

>> No.4022221

>oi m8 ill knock you in da fookin gabber m8 swear on me mum
>James Joyce
Yeah.

>> No.4022233

I can't handle my liquor
But these bitches can't handle me
I can't control my niggers
And my niggers they can't control me
You say you know me my nigger
But you really just know the old me

Mark Twain

>> No.4022242

>>4022233
Damn your lips very soft
As I turn my Blackberry off
And I turn your bath water on
And you turn off your iPhone
Careless whispers, eye fucking, biting ass
Neck, ears, hair, legs, eating ass
Your pussy's too good, I need to crash
Your titties, let 'em out, free at last
Thank God almighty, they free at last
We was up at the party but we was leavin' fast
Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas
I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass
Chasin' love, all the bittersweet hours lost
Eatin' Asian pussy, all I need was sweet and sour sauce
Tell your boss you need an extra hour off
Get you super wet after we turn the shower off

David Foster Wallace

>> No.4022249

>Posted Japanese text in there
>Got Ernest Hemingway

>> No.4022264

William Gibson, apparently.

>> No.4022268
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4022268

>Mary Shelley
Cool.

>> No.4022278

Cory Doctorow?

>> No.4022285

>>4022278

He's a blogger, so basically my work is shit.

>> No.4022287

>>4022278
I got that right after getting Dan Brown, but I've rationalised it as the website trying to make me kill myself.

>> No.4022293

>>4022278
Ouch.

>> No.4022296

>>4022242
Kanye lyrics are so awful when you read them

>> No.4022302

>>4022296
That was a particular terrible example. But, yeah, they're not going to rate as poetry.

>> No.4022306

Got H.P Lovecraft.

welp

>> No.4022313
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4022313

>I write like Mary Shelley

>tfw I write like a girl

>> No.4022317
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4022317

Fuck that, I have literally only ever read one page of the man's writing.

>> No.4022318

Isaac Asimov

I'm entirely cool with this.

>> No.4022319

>>4022318
And then James Joyce with poetry.

I like this thing.

>> No.4022322
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4022322

Not really what I expected. Neat I guess.

>> No.4022323
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4022323

>post Byron poem
>H. P. Lovecraft

>> No.4022326

I write like Mario Puzo.

neat

>> No.4022329

>>4022199
I bet it just looks at phrases and words and sees how often they occur in archived works/samples of the authors it has

>> No.4022332
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4022332

>> No.4022333

I usually write in a vein similar to Salman Rushdie, and I am entirely okay with this.

>> No.4022334

>>4022332
>>4022329
this would support my hypothesis

>> No.4022335

My non-fiction = DFW
Journal = Cory Doctorow
Philosophy papers = H.P Lovecraft

I'm a bit upset that my journal reads like YA.

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4022341

>>4022335
who would even do this

>> No.4022342
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4022342

>> No.4022344

>Ursula LeGuin

>> No.4022381
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4022381

>> No.4022388

>>4022381
ha ha

>> No.4022393
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4022393

>I just wrote "fag" a hundred times over
>DFW

Holy shit I was not ready.

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4022400

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4023271

>"I'm a complete faggot."
>Copy
>spam ctrl+v
>"I write like Stephen King
>mfw

>> No.4023302

Copy and pasted a passage from Taipei.

H.P. Lovecraft

Troll site, total shite

>> No.4023313

>>4022400
First your car is a Ferrari then it becomes a Lamborghini. Shit story, very third rate.

>> No.4023321

I've never even read DFW but apparently I write like him.

>> No.4023338
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4023338

>Paste a text in French
>"I write like Vladimir Nabokov"

>> No.4023343

>>4023338
somebody should photoshop that to say david wallace

>> No.4023352

>Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai in una selva oscura.
>James Joyce
WUT

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4023357

>>4023343
>photoshop embarrassing picture of famous person to be other famous person
retard

>> No.4023360

>>4023352
nadine bebek nigger

>> No.4023361

>>4023352
>Be or not to be, that's the problem.
>Isaac Asimov.

>> No.4023364

Arthur Clarke.

I think I preferred it when it said I wrote like Rudyard Kipling before.

>> No.4023369

>>4023352
>Presi un pugno di sabbia e glielo porsi, scioccamente chiedendo un anno di vita per ogni granello; mi scordai di chiedere che fossero anni di giovinezza.
>James Joyce
lel

>> No.4023370

>>4023369
>Not Sure if serious or just trolling.
>Margaret Atwood

>> No.4023372
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4023372

Ahem...

>> No.4023379

>>4023370
>iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
/blus
[isshiducch


/n-,desune

>Lewis Carroll

>> No.4023380

Whoever I write like, I'm sure he didn't make it as a writer.

>> No.4023383
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4023383

>copy in DFW short story

>You write like HP Lovercraft

It was fun while it lasted

>> No.4023398

I got james joyce lol

>> No.4023399
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4023399

intredasting

>> No.4023409

H.P Lovecraft.
Never heard of him; recommendations?

>> No.4023414

>>4023409
i recommend that you give this autist's teen goth bullshit a wide berth

>> No.4023415

Oddly enough, according to this thing, the first chapter of Gravity's Rainbow is written in the style of Arthur Clarke.

>> No.4023419

>>4023409
>>4023414
I pasted in my essay I used for the Common Application when I applied to college a few years back.

>> No.4023430

>>4022147
>http://iwl.me/
There must be like, four answers, and they're all Lovecraft or Stephen King.

>> No.4023432

>>4023409
>not knowing Lovecraft or at least googling it
GET OUT.

>> No.4023435

My diary was Dan Brown, but my poetry was James Joyce.

I don't know how to take that, as Joyce couldn't write poetry for an arse full of shit.

>> No.4023437

Chuck Palahnuik.
I had people tell me that they get a "Chuck Palanuik vibe" from my writing. I personally have never read anything he wrote.

>> No.4023444

Post mid-20th century historical metafiction consciously influenced by extremely stripped-down modernist style like Hemingway and that guy who wrote Fight Club

>William Shakespeare

What the fuck?

>> No.4023446

>>4022147
Cory Doctorow apparently

I had never even heard of him before

>> No.4023447

Depends on the story.

>Edgar Allan Poe
>Anne Rice

>> No.4023450

>>4022221

Amma try this.

>> No.4023454

>>4022221
>oi m8 ill knock you in da fookin gabber m8 swear on me mum

This is legit. Recognised as Joyce.

>> No.4023455

>>4023444
Weird. Chapter 2 gave me Chuck Palahnuik.

So I guess I write like a combination of William Shakespeare and Chuck Palahnuik.

>> No.4023457

>>4022323
lolol

>> No.4023459

>>4023455
Chapter 3 gave me J. D. Salinger

Oh Salinger was totally an influence on this book, too.

This thing isn't that off.

I wonder how it works?

>> No.4023460

>>4023455
Or maybe the script is completely broken

>> No.4023463
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4023463

http://pastebin.com/wBt0knYq
>Anne Rice Anne Rice is an American author of gothic fiction, Christian literature, and erotica.

>> No.4023464

>>4023460
I just pasted in the entire book (100,000 words) and the result I got was Shakespeare again. It picked up on the Palahnuik and Salinger influences, which were very conscious and deliberate. Shakespeare is a wonderful writer. I'm blushing.

>> No.4023482
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4023482

Oh.

>> No.4023496

>>4023457

>She was sad.

Spammed that shit.

>JD Salinger

>> No.4023498

>>4023496

>She was intelligent.
>spammed
>JD Salinger

>> No.4023509

>>4023498

>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>JD Salinger

I broke it, guys.

>> No.4023513

>>4023509

>Furthermore, there was dick in her cock. The poultry loved to sodomise the meadows.

>Charles Dickens

I'm fucking awesome.

>> No.4023517

I have done this shit twice and both times I got Ser Arfur Con'n Doil.

>> No.4023545

>>4022183
Perhaps your writing is just shit?
It's OK, anon. Accept it.

>> No.4023558
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4023558

It seems clear to me now that every decision that I had made in those months was a mistake. All time is now crushed into a cuboid sadness; and every step is arduous. A singular moment may appear wherein I feel the weightless joy of nature, but like every one before it, it falls silently into my hollowed footsteps.

>> No.4023589
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4023589

Not sure actually, I'd say like Cortázar since I'm writing short stories.

>> No.4023609

Despite the literary genius displayed by my friend, his seclusion from society disabled him of any pretense to popular success. I tried to help him in his financial endeavors, but too times he abandoned what we had started in order to relish in momentary pleasures. This greatly displeased his mother, who too believed he had great potential.

>nabokov
>fuck yeah

>> No.4023657

"Nabokov nabokov nabokov....Nabokov nabokov"
-Nabokov
It was night now. Outside the noise had grown loud enough that Robert could no longer work. He leaned back and glanced over at the pile of dilapidated books in the corner. Books splayed open, pages down, spines risen like frightened cats infested the sagging shelves, top to bottom. That mountainous old heap crouched and glared with feline ferocity.
-Dan Brown

. For the first time since leaving home he was scared. Slowly his strength came back and he started shuffling his feet towards the squad. One, two, three steps; he couldn’t get the image of that dog out of his head! Four, five, six….He looked back one last time at the German who, silhouetted against the flaming trolley, was kneeling over the dog’s carcass as if he were praying.
- Mary Shelley

Some other writing got me Arthur C Clark.... I have learned a lot here...

PS those are extracts of longer extracts... the above wont give the same authors as the entire texts that I actually pasted...

>> No.4023667

>>4023609
I too got nabokov. Let us basque in our superiority for a moment friend.

>> No.4023680

"Hello, I am the worst author ever."


I write like
Kurt Vonnegut

>> No.4023709

I put in several dozen "nigger"s and apparently I write like Mark Twain.

>> No.4023732

>>4022147
"I stand alone with a brick wall. Every fifteen minutes I check on the brick wall to make sure she’s okay and she grants me a semi-satisfactory realization that she still exists. The worst part is 14 minutes and 59 seconds later I will feel out for that wall again and she will remind me she exists but nothing more or less and my insatiable desire for the walls attention marches forward in time flailing wildly at a cold antagonist which will never reach back." Is apparently David Foster Wallace too, about my ex gf.. tfw no gf

>> No.4023743

I write like James Joyce

I'm actually a McCarthy/Hemingway ripoff, I think it must just have been thrown off by the excessive use of — instead of quotation marks

>> No.4023753

It was dark. Why? He fumbled around in the stinging darkness looking for something to illuminate the room. He found a switch on the wall behind him, but this was no light switch. When pressed, he hard a loud and sharp vibrating noise along with harsh moans not unlike the noise of a swarm of bees attacking a human. He crawled around the room for what seemed a long time until he found a lamp. "Great" he whispered, trying to muster up some unreal sense of hope. Click. The room was uncomfortably bright. It took him a brief moment to adjust to the intense light but when he did he wished he never turned the lamp on. "Sometimes... " he said. "It's better to stay ignorant". The room was decorated with various perverse instruments. Calling this room a rape dungeon would be an under exaggeration. He found the source of the moaning... It was a nearly dead woman tied to a 400 horsepower vibrator fuck-machine, to which that switch activated. He quickly rushed back to the switch and flicked it on and off quickly whilst masturbating. He did this until he died of starvation.

Using this paragraph, I got "Anne Rice". Odd.

>> No.4023755

>>4023383
Was waiting for someone to do this. Too bad it isn't legit. It could have spawned alot of really fun threads.

>> No.4023762

c&p'd the first few verses of the remix of Dr. Dre's Bitches Ain't Shit
got Ursula K. Le Guin

I would be fascinated to see the algorithm behind this thing

>> No.4023811

I just wrote a quick two paragraphs and got JRR Tolkien.

>according to /lit/ this means I'm genuinely awful even though I like his style.

>> No.4023838

irony sad television picayune hale depression

>DFW

>> No.4023842

>>4023755
>It could have spawned alot of really fun threads.

it already ran its course after one post

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>>4022147
>steven king
fuck

>> No.4023871
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4023871

three different authors for three different pieces

>> No.4023872

fed in some virginia woolf, got chuck palahniuk

seems legit

>> No.4023878

DFW

I wonder if you can get Pynchon.

>> No.4023900

i copied and pasted fuck 239812 times


got DFW

>> No.4023911

>>4023900
>implying /lit/ doesn't know how computers work
I guarantee if you tried you'd get an entity too large error.

>> No.4023968

It says my admissions letter that I sent to my number one choice for grad school resembles HP Lovecraft. I guess there were horror fans on the admissions council that read my letter.

>> No.4023977

Apparently Chief Keef writes like J.D. Salinger.

>> No.4023978

I got Jack London

>> No.4024756

Arthur Conan Doyle

>> No.4024783

Pseudo Oscar Wilde

>> No.4024799

>>4022147
I got james Joyce.
never read anything by him, he any good?

>> No.4024800

>>4024799

Ulysses is a shit novel, very thrid rate

>> No.4024801

>>4024799
nah he's a complete hack

>> No.4024814

>>4024801
I maybe have gotten it because I overuse stream of conscientiousness a lot.
or maybe I am also a hack.
oh well.

>> No.4024829

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?

Or rather, why is it not evident, based upon
>>4022233
>>4022242
>>4022332
>>4022342
>>4022381

That this is only for memes. And yet we still have people posting earnestly.

>> No.4024848

>>4024800
this is my favorite /lit/ meme, keep it up XD i'm glad we have an actual GOOD meme now

>> No.4024860

I also got Foster Wallace, who the fuck is that guy?

>> No.4024886

>>4024860
that is me i am an foster wallace, david
please upvote my book on amazon.net/reddit

>> No.4024920

>>4022154
i love the cliffs of moher. beautiful amazing spot. are you from there?

>> No.4024931

>>4022278
me too wtf....

>> No.4025069

Analyzed a piece I wrote specifically as a pastiche of Cormac McCarthy, got William Gibson.

Not sure how to feel about that.

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>>4022147
>http://iwl.me/
I typed in the following:
nigger cock cunt fuck shit ass poop fag fag fag gook fuck fuck fuck

ssssssssssssssssshasdjlghdsaioghwdoihgusfdugfd
fuck f
fuc

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

The result was that I typed like Stephen King.
I'm not even making this up

>> No.4025100

The analyzer may be bullshit, but do you think it's useful for determining if you have a consistent "voice"? Like if you're getting different authors for different pieces that you feed it, does that mean your style varies noticeably?

>> No.4025133

>>4022264

me too.

>> No.4025140

>>4025100
Yes, but a voice that an algorithm sees rather than a person. You could end up with boringly consistent sentence lengths but a ridiculously varied vocabulary and syntax or any weird combination.

>> No.4025186

>tfw DFW like everybody else

>> No.4025194

>>4025083
that picture is amazing

captcha located therryB

>> No.4025343

I got Chuck Palahniuk.
I haven't even read a book by him.
Gross I wanted Raymond Carver.
>:^(

>> No.4025358

>>4022147
>first half
Dan Brown
>second half
Lewis Carrol

Who's Lewis Carrol

>> No.4025509

I tested a few different excerpts two short stories I'm working on...

FIRST STORY
>James Joyce
the opening paragraphs of this story, third-person omniscient narration describing a very absurd, vague, mythical setting with a lot of nature imagery that is both used metaphorically and literally at different points with no intention of indicating which is which; I'm really going for that sort of old, paegan myth feeling, where post-modern clarifications and negations aren't needed every single time you want to pull out some nice, yet unrealistic, prose descriptions.

SECOND STORY
>Stephen King
got him from both sections of expository narration that bookend the story; the narrator is a pseudo-intelligent hack, so I'm quite pleased with this result
>Jane Austen
more narration, this time talking about the character whose speech is the focal point of the story
>Ursula K. Le Guin
an excerpt of the character's speech; I was going for an obvious Nietzsche archetype, an antagonistic prick who is a occasionally self-deprecating, but all the while witty and poignant. I have no idea who that author is though

I've never read any of these authors, Joyce is the only one I'll probably be reading in the near future

>> No.4025623

>>4025509
Ursula K. Leguin's from Portland, she wrote stuff like EarthSea. She's a pretty good fantasy writer, she doesn't really do high fantasy either; no elves or goblins or any of that shit.

>> No.4025626

I got Robert Jordan, which is good, because that's what I'm aiming for.

>> No.4025629
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4025629

Dan Brown.

How accurate is this?

>> No.4025788

>>4025626
Why? Do you want to be a shitty writer?
>>4025629
Not at all

>> No.4025826

Got David Foster Wallace too. This is what I wrote.

>At my current position in time I am sitting on a chair in my living room while I write on my laptop. My feet are bare and the carpet sends a sensation of absolute delight through them, next to me is a blend of my favourite tea which i'm drinking. I take two paracetamol capsules to nurse my cold. It went down without compromise.

>> No.4025837

Robert Louis Stevenson

>> No.4025839

>>4025358
>Lewis Carrol

Seriously?

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>>4023911
words dont take up too much space

>> No.4025872

>>4025358
>Who's Lewis Carrol
Charles Dodgson

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4025880

>>4022147
>Bad writing
>James Joyce
Sounds right.

Two tattoos and a bottle of rum later, I'm dick fucking Martha Stewart till the bottom of the bottle is clear. Taking lots of pills and sleeping till late afternoon. Scottish weekends. I awake to see the football is on. Glorious, I get a bottle from the fridge and start my Sunday like any other. Painting some wankers house tomorrow. Morningside, money and wankers.

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4025884

>never read Oscar Wilde
>my name is Oscar
>I'm Irish

>> No.4025887

I put in something from Eeeee Eee Eeee and got Douglas Adams

>> No.4025894

>>4025884
>be named after Samuel Beckett
>use to write plays in high school, even won an award for my play I entered into a county wide English competition
>haven't read beckett.

>> No.4026459

"I to is a not is where? even then he does not see does it do? does it not? it is"

Bram Stoker

>> No.4026481

Going by a piece of art criticism I wrote a few months ago I got Lovecraft. I think the last time I took this test I got Dickens.

Why do I have to write like an asshole? :(

>> No.4026485

Edgar Allen Poe...

Surprised to say the least. Never read anything of his.

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Dropped in an essay I had to write and it gave me Orwell.