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4047868 No.4047868 [Reply] [Original]

I was startled to find that Mark Twain was not born an old man.

>> No.4047880

...and without a mustache. Orey shit

>> No.4048273

dem steely eyes

he twas an old soul

>> No.4048309

Startled to know he was not born Mark or Twain either...
but he was surely born in a bad mood

>> No.4048380

>>4048309
I once read a book where the notations kept referring to him with his real name. I got really angry. He hated that name, and now that he's dead you're just going to use it anyway? Fucking... pissed me off, that's all.

>> No.4048782

if Sam Clemens had been a prostate surgeon he'd be Mark Taint...

>> No.4049296

>>4048782
If Brad Paisley had been Samuel Clemens, he'd be Mark Twang.

>> No.4049304

>>4049296
If Sam Clemens had gone into railway engineering he'd be Mark Train